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96ukssob · 10-11-2011, 09:25 PM

I was just in the front of my house and hear someone honking a horn and look out the window to see some huge thing run between the two houses across the street.

I go out (smart idea i know right) and talk to the guy in the truck. says he just saw a bear eating trash. Ive never seen anything this big in person, minus the zoo, it was nuts.

We've had some deer all through my back yard the past few days, was pretty cool but bears are fucking scary!

L-Pink · 10-11-2011, 09:28 PM

Those lousy eagles have all the wildlife stirred up.

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Imortyl Pussycat · 10-11-2011, 09:30 PM

i am that same crazy that you are....go straight toward the unkown terror just like in the scary movies. y'all need to secure the lids on your trash with locks or that man eater will be back for more. seriously, be careful

porno jew · 10-11-2011, 09:30 PM

did you text it and tell it to buzz off?

Imortyl Pussycat · 10-11-2011, 09:32 PM

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did you text it and tell it to buzz off?

your avatar has the leading role in my next nightmare.....that thing is terrifying

96ukssob · 10-11-2011, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

i am that same crazy that you are....go straight toward the unkown terror just like in the scary movies. y'all need to secure the lids on your trash with locks or that man eater will be back for more. seriously, be careful

idiot neighbors across the street dont use a trash can, just put their shit in bags and leave it out. few weeks ago there was a bunch of racoons and other animals having a buffet at 3am when I took out my trash. yes, im lazy and wait until im about to go to bed

Spunky · 10-11-2011, 09:45 PM

They are fattening up for the winter,you might see more

SmokeyTheBear · 10-11-2011, 10:00 PM

CarlosTheGaucho · 10-12-2011, 09:52 AM

Those damn bears, nothing is sacred for them

MaDalton · 10-12-2011, 09:57 AM

he considers you canned food

96ukssob · 10-12-2011, 09:58 AM

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awesome!

supposedly this bear has been wondering around for a while. full grown adult male, so freaks some people out this isnt a littler fucker.

I called the police last night as I dont want this bear fucking with my trash can I just bought so the cop asks me "did you see what color it was?" I told him it was 11:30 at night and kind of hard to tell as it was running between two houses, but saw the size of it. He said "I think its a black bear" and jokingly I said "thats racist." a moment of silence as he stared at me, then he started to laugh

MattO · 10-12-2011, 10:21 AM

I have this thing living in my backyard. Not as scary as a bear though.

cherrylula · 10-12-2011, 10:29 AM

that's awesome! how did you get so close to that owl?? I see them around here every once and a while... south Louisiana there are always crazy huge birds around here eating all the critter munchies.

MattO · 10-12-2011, 10:38 AM

The owl just chills out in our wisteria jungle right outside the back window. It doesn't get spooked at all, it's there every day. Once a week I get a mouse for it, so that keeps it happy.

MattO · 10-12-2011, 10:41 AM

Here's a pic

Vendzilla · 10-12-2011, 10:44 AM

punker barbie · 10-12-2011, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

I was just in the front of my house and hear someone honking a horn and look out the window to see some huge thing run between the two houses across the street.

I go out (smart idea i know right) and talk to the guy in the truck. says he just saw a bear eating trash. Ive never seen anything this big in person, minus the zoo, it was nuts.

We've had some deer all through my back yard the past few days, was pretty cool but bears are fucking scary!

Thats sooooooooo cool where do you live?

One time in vegas i came face to face while butt naked with a white tiger and the only thing separating us was a chain link fence. It charged at us and we ran away screaming. Seeing it that close puts the animals size in perceptive.

96ukssob · 10-12-2011, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

Thats sooooooooo cool where do you live?

One time in vegas i came face to face while butt naked with a white tiger and the only thing separating us was a chain link fence. It charged at us and we ran away screaming. Seeing it that close puts the animals size in perceptive.

i live in central Pennsylvania.

I dont even want to ask what you were doing naked near tigers

Vendzilla · 10-12-2011, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by punker barbie

Thats sooooooooo cool where do you live?

One time in vegas i came face to face while butt naked with a white tiger and the only thing separating us was a chain link fence. It charged at us and we ran away screaming. Seeing it that close puts the animals size in perceptive.

Wow, mental picture! Not the tiger either

punker barbie · 10-12-2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

i live in central Pennsylvania.

I dont even want to ask what you were doing naked near tigers

LoL Each villa at the Mirage has a putting green. Girls vs Boys didnt go in our favor

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Wow, mental picture! Not the tiger either

Chosen · 10-12-2011, 01:35 PM

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Itchy · 10-12-2011, 01:44 PM

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thickcash_amo · 10-12-2011, 02:26 PM

Nice the only thing I have outside are crappy neighbors

10-11-2011, 09:25 PM	#1
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10-11-2011, 09:28 PM	#2
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10-12-2011, 10:21 AM	#12
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	I have this thing living in my backyard. Not as scary as a bear though.

10-12-2011, 10:29 AM	#13
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	that's awesome! how did you get so close to that owl?? I see them around here every once and a while... south Louisiana there are always crazy huge birds around here eating all the critter munchies.

10-12-2011, 10:38 AM	#14
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	The owl just chills out in our wisteria jungle right outside the back window. It doesn't get spooked at all, it's there every day. Once a week I get a mouse for it, so that keeps it happy.

10-12-2011, 10:41 AM	#15
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	Here's a pic

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