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brassmonkey · 10-27-2011, 05:57 PM

A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday.

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.

thats a nice ass

Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 300 kilometres (185 miles) south of the capital Harare on Sunday.

He said he had paid $25 for a prostitute, and was surprised Sunday morning when he heard people accusing him of having sex with a donkey.

Moyo has been charged with bestiality. The court has ordered him to undergo a mental examination, The Herald said.

MaDalton · 10-27-2011, 06:02 PM

are we talking physical appearance or IQ?

alias · 10-27-2011, 06:04 PM

He got some ass.

redwhiteandblue · 10-27-2011, 06:04 PM

I once had sex with a swamp donkey, does that count?

brassmonkey · 10-27-2011, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

are we talking physical appearance or IQ?

have you ever bought some pussy and wake up to a farm animal?

Jon Oso · 10-27-2011, 06:05 PM

I'm usually pissed off because the animal I paid for sex ends up being a prostitute the next morning.

brassmonkey · 10-27-2011, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

I once had sex with a swamp donkey, does that count?

well was she in a bar drinking?

MaDalton · 10-27-2011, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

have you ever bought some pussy and wake up to a farm animal?

i never pay for pussy but i met quite a bunch of girls with the IQ of a farm animal

rogueteens · 10-27-2011, 06:14 PM

Not a donkey, no. I did marry a pig once though.

brassmonkey · 10-27-2011, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Not a donkey, no. I did marry a pig once though.

good one

Chosen · 10-28-2011, 01:22 AM

LoLz

martinsc · 10-28-2011, 01:47 AM

can happens to all of us...

brassmonkey · 10-28-2011, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

can happens to all of us...

right but more likely they turn into a fat pig

martinsc · 10-28-2011, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

right but more likely they turn into a fat pig

L-Pink · 10-28-2011, 05:59 AM

I'm hung like a farm animal.

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John-ACWM · 10-28-2011, 08:33 AM

LOL love knows no limits.

brassmonkey · 10-28-2011, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM

LOL love knows no limits.

well he said she turned into a donkey. would be crazy if he was telling the truth

MaDalton · 10-28-2011, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'm hung like a farm animal.

.

i hope you don't mean that you have a cock like a cock

hateman · 10-28-2011, 09:38 AM

black people aren't very bright

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