All hell breaking loose in Israel right now - GoFuckYourself.com

VikingMan · 10-29-2011, 12:22 PM

But don't worry guys because Walmart will remain open. Your 401k is safe and will be worth double by this time next year. Please proceed to the nearest shopping mall or sporting event and be a good American by spending your nest egg on Chinese junk and pointless entertainment. Whatever you do DON'T BUY GOLD OR SILVER because it is in a HUGE BUBBLE. Listen to Jim Cramer for your investment advice as he has your best interests at heart.

http://debka.com/article/21430/

Houdini · 10-29-2011, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

Your 401k is safe and will be worth double by this time next year.

Up 10 fold if you have leap SPY puts lol.

blackmonsters · 10-29-2011, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

But don't worry guys because Walmart will remain open. Your 401k is safe and will be worth double by this time next year. Please proceed to the nearest shopping mall or sporting event and be a good American by spending on Chinese junk and pointless entertainment.

http://debka.com/article/21430/

I read the article looking for something new........didn't find anything.

I found the same 60 year old shit.

You want me to stop shopping for food until it's over?
If so, then fuck you.

DWB · 10-29-2011, 12:30 PM

Who cares, Apple fans are protesting in New York.

Makaveli · 10-29-2011, 12:32 PM

Free Palestine!

VikingMan · 10-29-2011, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I read the article looking for something new........didn't find anything.

I found the same 60 year old shit.

You want me to stop shopping for food until it's over?
If so, then fuck you.

Ok send me a pic. I like to know who I am going to assfuck before I drive over there. As for "the same 60 old shit" that is where you are wrong. Buy stocks at the open on Monday! The market is going through the roof. Get ready for the next bull market. Make sure to use market orders so you do not miss out.

With that said I am actually headed to Walmart right now. For reals

cykoe6 · 10-29-2011, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I read the article looking for something new........didn't find anything.

I found the same 60 year old shit.

You want me to stop shopping for food until it's over?
If so, then fuck you.

alias · 10-29-2011, 12:44 PM

Didn't Israel say if they ever got in deep shit they would fire nukes at Europe?

"Samson Option", pretty classy.

alias · 10-29-2011, 12:47 PM

http://www.politicaltheatrics.net/20...pe-out-europe/

Not sure about the link site but this is what I was referring to.

VikingMan · 10-29-2011, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by alias

http://www.politicaltheatrics.net/20...pe-out-europe/

Not sure about the link site but this is what I was referring to.

I call total bullshit on that. Not legit at all. Ok I am out of here. I want to beat the zombies to Walmart as it always gets crowded early evening and all I can see is blobs of flesh hanging out everywhere. I meant this as a stock market thread but I guess it will get turned into something political. Can't delete it. Sorry guys.

alias · 10-29-2011, 01:03 PM

I'm not getting involved in any political threads, just some shit I had heard.

blackmonsters · 10-29-2011, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

Ok send me a pic. I like to know who I am going to assfuck before I drive over there. As for "the same 60 old shit" that is where you are wrong. Buy stocks at the open on Monday! The market is going through the roof. Get ready for the next bull market. Make sure to use market orders so you do not miss out.

With that said I am actually headed to Walmart right now. For reals

Oh, you are going to ass fuck me?

That's funny.

I would reach my arm up your ass and pull your fucking head out of it.

Fletch XXX · 10-29-2011, 01:09 PM

Americans for the most part dont really care about that part of the world, and rightfully so - its far past time we stick to ourselves and stop trying to police the world.

VikingMan · 10-29-2011, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Oh, you are going to ass fuck me?

That's funny.

I would reach my arm up your ass and pull your fucking head out of it.

Ok, then I will avoid the parking lot of labor ready and I don't have to worry about getting my ass kicked. BTW, you are going to fucking starve you little weak minded bitch. Just wait. You deserve it.

blackmonsters · 10-29-2011, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

Ok, then I will avoid the parking lot of labor ready and I don't have to worry about getting my ass kicked. BTW, you are going to fucking starve you little weak minded bitch. Just wait. You deserve it.

Wait???????????????

I'm starving already motherfucker!

The government has no money for food stamps because we gave $3 Billion dollars
to Israel in "aid" this year, then spent another billion killing "some dude" in Africa.
Then spent more billions chasing people who hate you in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Learn how to get along with other people, because I'm tired of getting taxed out
the ass to fund your fucking belligerence.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7...101134,00.html

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US aid to Israel to remain intact in 2012

Despite severe financial crisis, US officials say foreign aid to Israel to remain unaffected in 2012; budget funds 'commitment to ensure our ally Israel maintains its qualitative military edge,' Rep. Nita Lowey says

blackmonsters · 10-29-2011, 01:57 PM

Add to above:

Hell yes!

I did apply for food stamps.

I applied on about the 3rd of October and have not been approved yet.

I'm thinking that I will not get approved since I have no kids.

I'm not going to starve to death because of some foolish pride that I shouldn't accept
food stamps.

Get the rich motherfuckers to open up their land and I will go kill my own game
and cancel food stamps.

HighlyIntoxicated · 10-29-2011, 02:00 PM

oh no! an isreali or two might die from home made fireworks.
in before israeli retaliates with much stronger explosives and kills 10x as many civilians..

VikingMan · 10-29-2011, 02:15 PM

Ok sorry I called you that name. That was not cool. And I meant this thread to be about investments. My point here is that we are going to have a market sell off soon. This is a suckers rally. My Walmart trip got cancelled because we are carving pumkins. Sorry for my negativity I am just disgusted with the complacency of most people as is very obvious. with my rantings.

Rochard · 10-29-2011, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Who cares, Apple fans are protesting in New York.

LOL. That made my day.

SuckOnThis · 10-29-2011, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Who cares, Apple fans are protesting in New York.

Over the price of Beatles albums or is it Mark David Chapmans birthday?

halfpint · 10-29-2011, 03:13 PM

Israel people are also on the streets protesting tonight

V_RocKs · 10-29-2011, 03:20 PM

Did I meet you yesterday?

Matt 26z · 10-29-2011, 04:25 PM

When all hell is breaking loose in a country that contributes something to society, then maybe I'll care.

Just more bullshit that will bring in more charity into their country because christians in the US believe that if they don't help "God's chosen people," they'll burn in hell.

10-29-2011, 12:22 PM	#1
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,522	All hell breaking loose in Israel right now But don't worry guys because Walmart will remain open. Your 401k is safe and will be worth double by this time next year. Please proceed to the nearest shopping mall or sporting event and be a good American by spending your nest egg on Chinese junk and pointless entertainment. Whatever you do DON'T BUY GOLD OR SILVER because it is in a HUGE BUBBLE. Listen to Jim Cramer for your investment advice as he has your best interests at heart. http://debka.com/article/21430/ Last edited by VikingMan; 10-29-2011 at 12:31 PM..

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blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,497	Add to above: Hell yes! I did apply for food stamps. I applied on about the 3rd of October and have not been approved yet. I'm thinking that I will not get approved since I have no kids. I'm not going to starve to death because of some foolish pride that I shouldn't accept food stamps. Get the rich motherfuckers to open up their land and I will go kill my own game and cancel food stamps. __________________ Make Money with Porn Last edited by blackmonsters; 10-29-2011 at 01:59 PM..

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10-29-2011, 12:47 PM	#9
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	http://www.politicaltheatrics.net/20...pe-out-europe/ Not sure about the link site but this is what I was referring to.

10-29-2011, 02:00 PM	#17
HighlyIntoxicated Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 542	oh no! an isreali or two might die from home made fireworks. in before israeli retaliates with much stronger explosives and kills 10x as many civilians..

10-29-2011, 02:15 PM	#18
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,522	Ok sorry I called you that name. That was not cool. And I meant this thread to be about investments. My point here is that we are going to have a market sell off soon. This is a suckers rally. My Walmart trip got cancelled because we are carving pumkins. Sorry for my negativity I am just disgusted with the complacency of most people as is very obvious. with my rantings. Last edited by VikingMan; 10-29-2011 at 02:17 PM..

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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	When all hell is breaking loose in a country that contributes something to society, then maybe I'll care. Just more bullshit that will bring in more charity into their country because christians in the US believe that if they don't help "God's chosen people," they'll burn in hell.