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DVTimes · 11-02-2011, 12:32 PM

Lindsay Lohan to serve 30 days in jail... but her sentence is delayed 'so she can complete $1m Playboy shoot'

Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced serve to 30 days in jail after admitting to violating her probation.

The troubled actress waived her rights at her probation violation hearing at the Los Angeles Superior Cour Airport Branch and admitted the violation.

Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered the actress so surrender to the jail by November 9.
She was not immediately put behind bars because the judge decided to allow her time to complete her nude photo shoot for Playboy, according to TMZ.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...boy-shoot.html

blackmonsters · 11-02-2011, 12:41 PM

Cool.

Now when I'm sentenced to jail I will ask the judge if I can go do my job until I make
$1 million before serving my time too.

Why the fuck can't the photo shoot wait 30 days.
Is the country going to run out of hard dicks by then?

DVTimes · 11-02-2011, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Cool.

Now when I'm sentenced to jail I will ask the judge if I can go do my job until I make
$1 million before serving my time too.

Why the fuck can't the photo shoot wait 30 days.
Is the country going to run out of hard dicks by then?

well she also has the flcash shoot to do too.

Houdini · 11-02-2011, 12:47 PM

Because of overcrowding, for any sentence less than 90 days, you're automatically booked and released. Doubt she'll be in there for more than a few hours.

blackmonsters · 11-02-2011, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes

well she also has the flcash shoot to do too.

Oh, ok.

I need to get two jobs to qualify for the delayed justice option.

That's fair.

sweetcuties · 11-02-2011, 12:48 PM

Her and Kim K are to examples of pieces of shit

ruff · 11-02-2011, 01:11 PM

30 days in jail for her is not the same 30 days you or me would get. Hers will last 30 minutes and ours would last - 30 days! When is she releasing her sex tape? After the Playboy shoot?

_Richard_ · 11-02-2011, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes

well she also has the flcash shoot to do too.

flcash?

8char

acctman · 11-02-2011, 01:21 PM

according to TMZ she'll be in and out in minutes... since her time is less than 90days do to over crowding

brassmonkey · 11-02-2011, 01:22 PM

add some time to her sentence. don't want to see that

anexsia · 11-02-2011, 02:12 PM

If that was any other person they would be doing several months to a year for violating their probation.

Adult Insider Dave · 11-02-2011, 02:26 PM

Wish she would have done the shoot AFTER jail so she would have been a few pounds lighter.

SykkBoy · 11-02-2011, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

If that was any other person they would be doing several months to a year for violating their probation.

it depends
they would rather have her pay a fine and put more money in their coffers than have her in jail at their expense (celebs are more expensive to incarcerate due to them having to up security).

If you had $$$, they'd rather have your $$$ than you taking up space in their system costing them money.

Scott McD · 11-02-2011, 03:13 PM

Can they not jail her for life so we never, EVER see her naked ?!

cherrylula · 11-02-2011, 03:19 PM

Man her managers and publicist are good. Excellent business move using the system. LOL nice.

blackmonsters · 11-02-2011, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy

it depends
they would rather have her pay a fine and put more money in their coffers than have her in jail at their expense (celebs are more expensive to incarcerate due to them having to up security).

If you had $$$, they'd rather have your $$$ than you taking up space in their system costing them money.

She doesn't need anymore security than a pedo and we have no problem locking them up.
House her ass on the same block with the teachers that are in the news everyday for having sex with students.

CDSmith · 11-03-2011, 08:34 AM

Smart move.

Judge obviously knows that some of that shoot money she'll earn will eventually flow the court's way.

Maybe all of it.

cherrylula · 11-03-2011, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

She doesn't need anymore security than a pedo and we have no problem locking them up.

Honestly it isn't just the other inmates they have to deal with regarding her. Do you know how much money a prison guard would get for a cell phone pic of her? lol

It must be a nightmare to have a celeb like her in jail, with all the things they have to watch for.

Fletch XXX · 11-03-2011, 08:44 AM

funny thing is hearing the judge say stuff like "you will not get any leniency"

however, she failed to show up to court mandated duty 9 times, and still gets free passes LOL lets see you try to ignore a judge 9 times and see what happens...

she is walking definition of how if it was you, youd be in jail had you ran someone off road with cocaine in your pocket. but her, ah she gets 30 days which will become 6, then 3, then just overnight LOL

Sophie Delancey · 11-03-2011, 09:03 AM

That is going to be a hella depressing shoot. Her vacant eyes welling up with tears as she contemplates more jail time, staring into the camera and removing he clothing.

I guess what I'm trying to say is... I can't fap to that!

blackmonsters · 11-03-2011, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

Honestly it isn't just the other inmates they have to deal with regarding her. Do you know how much money a prison guard would get for a cell phone pic of her? lol

It must be a nightmare to have a celeb like her in jail, with all the things they have to watch for.

We shouldn't punish her because it's a "pain" to lock her up?

It's a pain to be run off the road by this reckless garbage if she's not locked up.

drmadcat · 11-03-2011, 09:44 AM

what about if she accepts the fleshlight deal

John-ACWM · 11-03-2011, 10:35 AM

Looking forward for that shoot.

cherrylula · 11-03-2011, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

We shouldn't punish her because it's a "pain" to lock her up?

It's a pain to be run off the road by this reckless garbage if she's not locked up.

I did not say we should not punish her. I said it must be a pain for the prison employees to deal with her.

cherrylula · 11-03-2011, 11:02 AM

I just watched a bit of this court video.

The judge also sentenced her to 12 days community service in the county MORGUE. Because the women's shelters she was going to does not want her back lol, and no other battered women want to deal with her bad example of a person.

I'd rather do jail time than work in a morgue.

Have fun Lindsay!

Strap On Princess · 11-03-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

Man her managers and publicist are good. Excellent business move using the system. LOL nice.

For sure lol

cherrylula · 11-03-2011, 11:15 AM

oh man... watching more of this... actually she has to do roughly two weeks in the morgue every month up through March of next year, and the judge is telling her (and some other sessions she has to do) that they are postponing 270 days of jail every month as long as she completes everything. And they gave her a new probation officer who is a hardass so she has to do all these days at the morgue in order to not do all this jail time. The 30 days are just a little bit of the sentence.

And the women's center wants reimbursement for security. lol

The judge also told her not to tweet. lol.... yeah let's watch her do five minutes. But this community service is the clencher. ouch.

Evil Chris · 11-03-2011, 11:16 AM

awww.... how considerate of the judge.

unbelievable.

Spunky · 11-03-2011, 11:24 AM

All they didn't do was rub some powder on her tushy

RyuLion · 11-03-2011, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

awww.... how considerate of the judge.

unbelievable.

V_RocKs · 11-03-2011, 11:35 AM

On GFY I say: What an ugly ass slut of a blonde... Fucking uglier than shit!

On my celeb blogs: Sweet, we still get to see this teen heartthrob hottie naked! Woohoo!

pornguy · 11-03-2011, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

If that was any other person they would be doing several months to a year for violating their probation.

grumpy · 11-03-2011, 12:24 PM

what about the three strikes rule??????

rogueteens · 11-03-2011, 12:47 PM

Good because i can still fap to her.

Lykos · 11-03-2011, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Cool.

Now when I'm sentenced to jail I will ask the judge if I can go do my job until I make
$1 million before serving my time too.

Why the fuck can't the photo shoot wait 30 days.
Is the country going to run out of hard dicks by then?

It seems so...

2intense · 11-03-2011, 02:07 PM

copy -----> paste

crash_jackson · 11-03-2011, 03:56 PM

Who cares...

thickcash_amo · 11-03-2011, 04:01 PM

Seriously this girl needs someone to really come down on her. If she keeps getting off like this, then she is just going to keep doing wrong

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