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MrMaxwell · 11-21-2011, 07:48 AM

Fuck YOU for feeding the beast. Ass hole.
I don't pay a dime in to those rapists nor do I accept one from them.

Motherfuck them I will die under a bridge before I will take a dollar. I've been down before one foot in the grave and not gone to the ER. I believe in what *I* say.

Fletch XXX · 11-21-2011, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I've been down before one foot in the grave and not gone to the ER.

Jarmusch · 11-21-2011, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I don't pay a dime in to those rapists

Thread forwarded to the IRS.

12clicks · 11-21-2011, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Fuck YOU for feeding the beast. Ass hole.
I don't pay a dime in to those rapists nor do I accept one from them.

Motherfuck them I will die under a bridge before I will take a dollar. I've been down before one foot in the grave and not gone to the ER. I believe in what *I* say.

hey cuckoo bird, I'm betting you still use roads and many other public services.

MrMaxwell · 11-21-2011, 08:19 AM

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hey cuckoo bird, I'm betting you still use roads and many other public services.

Sure do. That is why I pay $1 or some crazy number per gallon when I drive. That is why they outright stole the one piece of land I ever owned. "Fuel surcharge" "Fuel tax" "Property tax" "Speeding tax" helped pay for the roads.

It's the "income tax" I'm talking about.

MrMaxwell · 11-21-2011, 08:25 AM

Who else has a compulsory un winnable game?

You make any money, you owe me 20-40%.
You lose any money, I may be nice enough to not take any of it, unless a portion of your debt is forgiven in which case I will demand a "percentage" of that

Shit

Uncle sam must be a gay incestual ped0phile

Sly · 11-21-2011, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Sure do. That is why I pay $1 or some crazy number per gallon when I drive. That is why they outright stole the one piece of land I ever owned. "Fuel surcharge" "Fuel tax" "Property tax" "Speeding tax" helped pay for the roads.

It's the "income tax" I'm talking about.

The fuel tax has been out of whack with road maintenance for decades. Sorry Charlie, you are taking advantage of other peoples taxes. Congratulations.

Property tax does not go towards roads. Neither do speeding tickets.

Want to be free of taxes and what taxes provide? Move to an island in the middle of nowhere.

L-Pink · 11-21-2011, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Motherfuck them I will die under a bridge

Please provide youtube link

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shimmy2 · 11-21-2011, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Want to be free of taxes and what taxes provide? Move to an island in the middle of nowhere.

there is no property tax in the DR. you buy a home, you own it outright, forever.
only large chain stores and restaurants like ikea here charge retail tax, (itbis) most dont
there is no 911 emergency service, if you need help its on you (see home invasion thread)
you can drive as fast as you want here, while drinking if you like. just wear your seatbelt
they do give seatbelt and helmet tickets, which you must pay on the spot (bribe$)
prostitution is openly tolerated/quasi-legal, tricking is encouraged to boost tourist spending
all in all its a good life. tax-free/gov-free is great stress free way to live

IllTestYourGirls · 11-21-2011, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

The fuel tax has been out of whack with road maintenance for decades. Sorry Charlie, you are taking advantage of other peoples taxes. Congratulations.

Property tax does not go towards roads. Neither do speeding tickets.

Want to be free of taxes and what taxes provide? Move to an island in the middle of nowhere.

I my state property taxes do help fund the roads.

bigluv · 11-21-2011, 01:53 PM

Do you ever get tired of being such a bottomfeeding loser MM?

Please, enlighten us, what income do you HAVE for you to not pay income tax in such a freedom-fighteresque fashion.

ottopottomouse · 11-21-2011, 01:58 PM

Is there no sales tax on Turn Yourself Into An Idiot Juice in America?

epitome · 11-21-2011, 02:28 PM

He tricked you all. He doesn't pay income tax because the income he does make is considered poverty level.

J. Falcon · 11-21-2011, 03:21 PM

Damn there's a lot of idiots here.

MrMaxwell · 11-21-2011, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bigluv

Do you ever get tired of being such a bottomfeeding loser MM?

Please, enlighten us, what income do you HAVE for you to not pay income tax in such a freedom-fighteresque fashion.

Okay
For once you have a point
Being at the bottom of the bucket gets real old

Failed · 11-21-2011, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

there is no property tax in the DR. you buy a home, you own it outright, forever.
only large chain stores and restaurants like ikea here charge retail tax, (itbis) most dont
there is no 911 emergency service, if you need help its on you (see home invasion thread)
you can drive as fast as you want here, while drinking if you like. just wear your seatbelt
they do give seatbelt and helmet tickets, which you must pay on the spot (bribe$)
prostitution is openly tolerated/quasi-legal, tricking is encouraged to boost tourist spending
all in all its a good life. tax-free/gov-free is great stress free way to live

Are you on your own for medical care too? How is the medical care?

MrMaxwell · 11-21-2011, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

there is no property tax in the DR. you buy a home, you own it outright, forever.
only large chain stores and restaurants like ikea here charge retail tax, (itbis) most dont
there is no 911 emergency service, if you need help its on you (see home invasion thread)
you can drive as fast as you want here, while drinking if you like. just wear your seatbelt
they do give seatbelt and helmet tickets, which you must pay on the spot (bribe$)
prostitution is openly tolerated/quasi-legal, tricking is encouraged to boost tourist spending
all in all its a good life. tax-free/gov-free is great stress free way to live

I am drooling now

L-Pink · 11-21-2011, 04:31 PM

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I am drooling now

Now there's a country you would fit right in, maybe our state department can trade you for a couple of coconuts.

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JFK · 11-21-2011, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Damn there's a lot of idiots here.

Congratulations, did the coin finally drop ?

B.Barnato · 11-21-2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Now there's a country you would fit right in, maybe our state department can trade you for a couple of coconuts.

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wehateporn · 11-21-2011, 04:52 PM

USA is not a country, it's a corporation. The income tax is the profit that goes to the owners of the corporation

shimmy2 · 11-21-2011, 05:54 PM

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Are you on your own for medical care too? How is the medical care?

public hospitals are free for 'real' dominicans (not me or you). i got bit by a dog on my bike a few months ago, ER cost me 5000 pesos, about $150.. for a treatment, wrap, and cipro script. you can get health insurance for $30/month but so far as who accepts it.... they like to play that game with everything here. theyre extreme hustlers

another odd time i got a qtip cotton stuck in my ear, ignored it for 2 weeks, got ear infection, needed to get it out cause i could hear on that side. that cost me 3500 pesos, about $100. these are all extortionate gringo prices but you cant avoid them no matter what. you should be in relatively good shape/health before moving here or you're a bigger mark than need be

garce · 11-21-2011, 06:45 PM

This is something that I know and understand. I am not the new Fatfoo.

AnimeFevers · 11-21-2011, 06:46 PM

Seek mental help NOW!

porno jew · 11-21-2011, 06:50 PM

thought you needed income to owe income tax anyway.

don't think you pay tax on money sponged of disabled women. i could be wrong.

shade001 · 11-21-2011, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Now there's a country you would fit right in, maybe our state department can trade you for a couple of coconuts.

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I actually laughed at that one...

SmutHammer · 11-21-2011, 10:27 PM

i pay my taxes

Jim_Gunn · 11-21-2011, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Like the way NASA gets billions in tax dollars and actually spent 1.7 million developing a pen that wrights in space, as the Russians developed a much cheaper method, a pencil.

This is a made up story.

Claim: NASA spent millions of dollars developing an "astronaut pen" which would work in outer space while the Soviets solved the same problem by simply using pencils.

FALSE: http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Who else has a compulsory un winnable game? You make any money, you owe me 20-40%. You lose any money, I may be nice enough to not take any of it, unless a portion of your debt is forgiven in which case I will demand a "percentage" of that Shit Uncle sam must be a gay incestual ped0phile

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bigluv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 850	Do you ever get tired of being such a bottomfeeding loser MM? Please, enlighten us, what income do you HAVE for you to not pay income tax in such a freedom-fighteresque fashion.

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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,160	He tricked you all. He doesn't pay income tax because the income he does make is considered poverty level.

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porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	thought you needed income to owe income tax anyway. don't think you pay tax on money sponged of disabled women. i could be wrong.

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SmutHammer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,309	i pay my taxes