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johnnyloadproductions · 11-27-2011, 10:47 AM

I swear, men (and even woman) get penis size all fucked up. Whenever someone says I have a 9" penis it usually means 7.5 or so and 10 maybe pushing 8".

It is just frustrating for the most part.

u-Bob · 11-27-2011, 11:04 AM

no howto video?

kane · 11-27-2011, 11:07 AM

Personally I have gone to the metric system. This way when she asks how big it is I can confidently say, "17." she doesn't need to know it is centimeters.

Or there is the Randy Marsh method.

raymor · 11-27-2011, 11:24 AM

Funny thing is most guys don't realize a nine inch cock is a curse. It's only about there to four inches from the labia to the cervix and hitting the cervix hurts. Do you really want to only get a third of tbe way in? Do you think she really wants a nine inch cock smashing her cervix? A big dick just means you have fewer positions which work, mainly with her legs closed so half of that big dick is actually fucking her thighs.

CaptainHowdy · 11-27-2011, 11:32 AM

The most accurate way is to look at one's postcount ...

ottopottomouse · 11-27-2011, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

The most accurate way is to look at one's postcount ...

Do you wrap it round your shoulders like a mountaineers rope?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-27-2011, 11:46 AM

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EddyTheDog · 11-27-2011, 01:46 PM

Why dont women make good carpenters?

Because they are constantly being told that this -

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is nine inches....

Spunky · 11-27-2011, 01:49 PM

Doesn't everybody have at least 8" ?

L-Pink · 11-27-2011, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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That's pretty funny.

epitome · 11-27-2011, 02:56 PM

You are supposed to measure base to tip on the TOP side.

This doesn't give guys the number they want so they measure from the bottom so they can slip another inch or two in.

Double trouble · 11-27-2011, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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Double trouble · 11-27-2011, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

no howto video?

Solace · 11-27-2011, 04:58 PM

looooooooooooooooooooong by any measurement

VikingMan · 11-27-2011, 05:32 PM

I always measure from my taint. Is that cheating?

helterskelter808 · 11-27-2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

You are supposed to measure base to tip on the TOP side.

This doesn't give guys the number they want so they measure from the bottom so they can slip another inch or two in.

I just measured mine, ruler along the top. I'm 9 inches. You count from 12 right?

11-27-2011, 10:47 AM	#1
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11-27-2011, 11:24 AM	#4
raymor Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,745	Funny thing is most guys don't realize a nine inch cock is a curse. It's only about there to four inches from the labia to the cervix and hitting the cervix hurts. Do you really want to only get a third of tbe way in? Do you think she really wants a nine inch cock smashing her cervix? A big dick just means you have fewer positions which work, mainly with her legs closed so half of that big dick is actually fucking her thighs. __________________ For historical display only. This information is not current: support@bettercgi.com ICQ 7208627 Strongbox - The next generation in site security Throttlebox - The next generation in bandwidth control Clonebox - Backup and disaster recovery on steroids

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11-27-2011, 11:04 AM	#2
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11-27-2011, 11:07 AM	#3
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	Personally I have gone to the metric system. This way when she asks how big it is I can confidently say, "17." she doesn't need to know it is centimeters. Or there is the Randy Marsh method.

11-27-2011, 01:46 PM	#8
EddyTheDog Just Doing My Own Thing Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon... Posts: 25,061	Why dont women make good carpenters? Because they are constantly being told that this - <-----------------------------------------------------> is nine inches....

11-27-2011, 02:56 PM	#11
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	You are supposed to measure base to tip on the TOP side. This doesn't give guys the number they want so they measure from the bottom so they can slip another inch or two in.

11-27-2011, 04:58 PM	#14
Solace So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 995	looooooooooooooooooooong by any measurement

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VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,509	I always measure from my taint. Is that cheating?