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|  02-29-2012, 09:23 PM | #1 | 
| So Fucking Banned Industry Role:  Join Date: Nov 2010 
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				Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?
			 I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works. I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive. | 
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|  02-29-2012, 09:26 PM | #2 | 
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				 | chant i suck cock three times while drowning | 
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|  02-29-2012, 09:27 PM | #3 | 
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|  02-29-2012, 09:49 PM | #4 | 
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				 | Yes, there is. You won't like what happens, though. | 
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|  02-29-2012, 09:53 PM | #5 | 
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				 | If you watch The Little Mermaid there's a secret spell hidden you could use. | 
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|  02-29-2012, 09:56 PM | #6 | 
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				 | like anyone's going to post valuable info like that in public for free | 
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|  02-29-2012, 09:58 PM | #7 | 
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				 | you have to be on the subway at peek time and shout out  i love black cock ! i love black cock ! i love black cock ! works 100% | 
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|  03-01-2012, 12:18 AM | #8 | 
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				 |  Haven't tried it myself, but since you asked: ...or, you can trip out to this, and see what happens:  ADG | 
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|  03-01-2012, 06:35 AM | #9 | 
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				 | Yes. But there isn't an un-mermaid one to reverse it again afterwards. Also you need to be in the sea when you say it or you just end up flapping around by the side of a road until a bus runs you over and all the local cats fight over your remains. 
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|  03-01-2012, 06:36 AM | #10 | 
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				 | Ask Juicy. 
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|  03-01-2012, 07:28 AM | #11 | 
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				 | anyone with a brain cell in their head believes in mermaids! if you started thinking on your own and stop letting others tell you what to do you can stop being a sheep! <----4.0 'ivy league' graduate 
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|  03-01-2012, 07:36 AM | #12 | 
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				 | Everyone that is brave enough to break out from the mainstream media knows that those spells TOTALLY work:    
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|  03-01-2012, 10:14 AM | #13 | 
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				 | More inspiration for your dreams:    Good luck little tadpole...  ADG | 
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|  03-01-2012, 10:20 AM | #14 | 
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				 | Mermaids are always kids that got abused. Stop child abuse and no more mermaids.  Think about that, IDIOTFACE. | 
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|  03-01-2012, 10:49 AM | #15 | |
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|  03-01-2012, 10:55 AM | #16 | 
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|  03-01-2012, 11:05 AM | #17 | 
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				 | I never realized how many male mermaids there were. | 
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|  03-01-2012, 11:13 AM | #18 | 
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|  03-01-2012, 11:13 AM | #19 | 
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				 | Paul Markhem is a merMaid 
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|  03-01-2012, 12:04 PM | #20 | 
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|  03-01-2012, 12:06 PM | #21 | 
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|  03-01-2012, 03:06 PM | #22 | 
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				 | Thanks for all the advice guys. I'll be testing you methods later today. | 
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|  03-01-2012, 03:10 PM | #23 | 
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				 | lay of the pipe buddy 
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