Bin Laden died of natural causes: Former CIA agent - GoFuckYourself.com

wehateporn · 05-20-2012, 06:52 PM

"A former agent of the CIA has revealed that al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has died of natural causes five years before the US announced his death. "

"In an interview with Russia?s Channel One, Berkan Yashar, who is also a Turkish politician, said the US has not killed the al-Qaeda leader. "

"According to the former CIA agent, he personally knew Bin Laden?s three Chechen bodyguards, who had protected him until his death and witnessed his death on June 26, 2006. "

"Yashar added that the CIA abducted one of the bodyguards, Sami, before the announced killing of Bin Laden last year.

He says the bodyguard disclosed to the US the exact place of burial in the mountains."

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2012/05...atural-causes/

wehateporn · 05-20-2012, 07:00 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-20-2012, 07:06 PM

Curious to hear what these three have to say about this (if indeed Bin Laden died on their watch).

Not really buying it so far...

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B.Barnato · 05-20-2012, 07:07 PM

That's what most people suspect anyway, no?

epitome · 05-20-2012, 07:12 PM

Did anyone consult the public directory of CIA agents to confirm his credentials?

Was he wearing his CIA covert agent badge and letterman jacket?

FreeHugeMovies · 05-20-2012, 07:20 PM

LOL this is getting funny! I heard he owned FB shares!

Young · 05-20-2012, 07:26 PM

And is Obama a lizard?

epitome · 05-20-2012, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

It's funny how "skeptics" only need "hard evidence" when someone questions their dear authority figures but when it comes to what the authority figures say no evidence is ever demanded or even asked for...amazing how mind control works

We asked for proof of Obama's birth in Hawaii. Three forms of verification were released. You still don't believe it. Says more about you than everyone else.

Adam_M · 05-20-2012, 08:37 PM

Yes it's very natural to die when you get shot in the face!

Babaganoosh · 05-20-2012, 08:40 PM

Why do so many kooks gravitate to GFY?

ThunderBalls · 05-20-2012, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

They were admitted to be fakes...just like the bin laden death photos

Have you ever been diagnosed with any type of mental disorder?

bronco67 · 05-20-2012, 08:43 PM

That's bullshit. We have proof he was alive after 2005. In the video they "recovered", you can see him watching Jersey Shore.

garce · 05-20-2012, 08:49 PM

The republicans would have been all over that like white on rice. If Osama-Lama-Ding-Dong died on their watch, they would have been dancing in the aisles - and FOX would have created a new news channel.

Bin Laden did not die while Bush was in office. Are you fucking stupid? Fucking Republicans would have been fucking each other in the streets if that happened.

"Just because I have my penis in another man's asshole doesn't mean I support gays or gay marriage. I do NOT support faggotry of any kind!

"I'm only fucking his ass because its my turn - we're just celebrating! We're all so happy to be hypocrytes that we just cannot stop pile-driving each other! Right up the ass! Bin-Limmy-Ding-O-Rama is dead! Long live Mujaherljgsdmnmnmnmthgkfgghb!"

"Besides that, GOD alone will judge us. The laws and the Constitution of The United States of America are irrelevant. Only (our imaginary) GOD can tell us what the right thing to do is."

"Now excuse me - I need to blow my load in this intern's anal cavity."

No wonder Chaney shot one of his "friends" (as if he has any real ones...) Years of repressed homosexuality, a limp dick, and frustration over not being able to do anything will bring that out in a "man". Chaney should thank his imaginary GOD that he is white and rich. Otherwise he would have been gassed.

I don't give a flying fuck about who is President. When Clinton was in office, I earned $1.50 (rough average) for every American dollar I earned. Now I get par on a good day. And good days are rare.

That's OK my American conservative friends - GOD will save you - just like He saved Rome. Particularly if you're a pornographer... God is just WAITING to bump you idiots up to the front of the line.

"Oh, look! Its Judgement day! Wait, wait! Lets bump the American pornographers who post at GFY to the front of the line so they don't have to mingle with common folk... Put them in the Green Room... Make them nice and comfy... fix them up with Craft Services..."

Fucking idiots and hippocrates. The world laughs at you while your pathetic ass-kissing cunt, err, country dies.

Grow a backbone and be the world power that you should be. We all love watching you kiss Israeli and Saudi ass - and talk about "God!"

I'd rather be Muslim. At least then I get a bunch of hot virgins when I die. Beats listening to fat white men.

Timsb · 05-20-2012, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

They were admitted to be fakes...just like the bin laden death photos

When was this that they were admitted to be fakes?

GAMEFINEST · 05-20-2012, 09:19 PM

lol....c i a ..

Rochard · 05-20-2012, 09:26 PM

Clearly I believe anyone who claims they were a CIA agent.

It's funny - I'm a former Marine myself, and it seems like nearly half of the Marines I met claim to be "RECON", which is the Marine's version of the Navy Seals. Yet there is one question you ask anyone who claims they were in RECON and chances are if they have no idea what your talking about, they are full of shit.

Anyone can claim to be a former CIA agent.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Why do so many kooks gravitate to GFY?

Nature of the beast.

epitome · 05-20-2012, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timsb

When was this that they were admitted to be fakes?

He keeps saying this but has absolutely nothing to back it up.

The registrar of Hawaii says they're real (both the printout and handwritten original) and is quite tired of people constantly coming to Hawaii to look for a smoking gun that simply does not exist.

The only 'fake' is that Kenyan birth certificate that was making the rounds a few years ago. That was proven to be a fake, but JohnnyClips does seem the type to be easily confused.

B.Barnato · 05-20-2012, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Anyone can claim to be a former CIA agent.

As a former CIA agent I can confirm this.

BFT3K · 05-20-2012, 09:31 PM

Best-In-BC · 05-20-2012, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

It's funny how "skeptics" only need "hard evidence" when someone questions their dear authority figures but when it comes to what the authority figures say no evidence is ever demanded or even asked for...amazing how mind control works

Maby we should just take everyone at there word when they spit horse shit

epitome · 05-20-2012, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Clearly I believe anyone who claims they were a CIA agent.

It's funny - I'm a former Marine myself, and it seems like nearly half of the Marines I met claim to be "RECON", which is the Marine's version of the Navy Seals. Yet there is one question you ask anyone who claims they were in RECON and chances are if they have no idea what your talking about, they are full of shit.

Anyone can claim to be a former CIA agent.

Every Marine was RECON, every Navy seaman a SEAL, every person in the Army was a Ranger and everybody in the Air Force... wait, who are the elite people in the Air Force?

Seems like you rarely meet a guy that says "Yeah, I was in Iraq and was in charge or ordering supplies." Everybody wants to pretend they were on a top secret mission.

The CIA is notoriously secretive. Most people that work for the CIA do so because they believe in National Security and secrecy. Sure there are a few that tell tales out of school, but it seems like a new "former CIA agent" is telling secrets every week. The conspiracy theorists eat it up because these people, in their mind, provide confirmation of what they want to believe. Of course there is absolutely no way to verify the credentials of these "agents" and these characters know that, which is why they go around boasting that they are agents.

It's funny that conspiracy theorists believe nothing is beyond the CIA...except apparently quieting all of these "former agents" who are telling secrets.

epitome · 05-20-2012, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

As a former CIA agent I can confirm this.

I am a current CIA agent and can confirm that you are not actually a former CIA agent.

Now it's on the Internet so it must be true!

Eyeball · 05-20-2012, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

That's bullshit. We have proof he was alive after 2005. In the video they "recovered", you can see him watching Jersey Shore.

That was filmed on the old moon landing set.

epitome · 05-20-2012, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Wheres the proof that Navy Seals killed Bin Laden a year ago?

Oh wait we don't need proof- it came from an "official" authority figure!

What proof do you have he died in 2005?

When you have no proof either way you have to accept things at face value.

Seriously, is there anything you do not believe is a conspiracy? Do you know how incredibly hard it is to pull one off? By your posts, EVERYTHING is a conspiracy. It's OK to have a healthy about of skepticism about some things but you are bat shit insane.

ThunderBalls · 05-20-2012, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Wheres the proof that Navy Seals killed Bin Laden a year ago?

Oh wait we don't need proof- it came from an "official" authority figure!

Life exists on mars, prove that it doesnt. I own the internet, prove that I don't.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-20-2012, 10:29 PM

ADG

BAKO · 05-20-2012, 10:30 PM

who gives a shit?

epitome · 05-20-2012, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Prove that the Navy Seals killed Bin Laden last year around this time

You are the definition of a LEMMING

Some guy in a dark suit said it happened so lo and behold it fucking happened! How dare anyone question it! If they do they are immediately labeled a kook or conspiracy theorist. You're an embarrassment to this species.

Again, where is the proof? Eye witness testimony? Video? Pictures? Proof?

There is ZERO evidence. ZERO. ZERO.

Based on your reply, part of your problem may be reading comprehension.

baddog · 05-20-2012, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Curious to hear what these three have to say about this (if indeed Bin Laden died on their watch).

Not really buying it so far...

ADG

Yeah, like they would not have used that chip if they had it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

It's funny how "skeptics" only need "hard evidence" when someone questions their dear authority figures but when it comes to what the authority figures say no evidence is ever demanded or even asked for...amazing how mind control works

Idiot

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

They were admitted to be fakes...just like the bin laden death photos

Troll.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Clearly I believe anyone who claims they were a CIA agent.

It's funny - I'm a former Marine myself, and it seems like nearly half of the Marines I met claim to be "RECON", which is the Marine's version of the Navy Seals. Yet there is one question you ask anyone who claims they were in RECON and chances are if they have no idea what your talking about, they are full of shit.

Anyone can claim to be a former CIA agent.

Reminds me of a story. My assistant started dating a guy that said he was a former Ranger. He sure did not act/look the part. Then her younger sister started dating a guy that claimed to be a SEAL or Green Beret or some crap (again, you know he wasn't). Their dad made the remark along the lines of, "amazing how my daughters are both dating ex-special forces.

epitome · 05-20-2012, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Again, please post ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE that bin laden, the big boogey man was killed last year by the Navy Seals

How STUPID can you be? You have ZERO evidence

Post one piece of evidence he wasn't. It is a two way street, which is the point you seem to be missing.

Spunky · 05-20-2012, 11:56 PM

He's dead,who cares.he deserved whatever he got

epitome · 05-21-2012, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

What did he do?

He made videos taking credit for terrorist acts and calling for the downfall of America.

I know, I know, those videos are proven fakes. Save your breath, I already know what you are going to say.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-21-2012, 12:25 AM

I guess we all owe an apology to JohnnySchizo, since I found this on the internet TODAY:

It's not rocket science, we dun been had...

Osama is one thing, but The King too!?!

ADG

MattPIVO · 05-21-2012, 04:00 AM

What I've concluded from this thread is that both sides agree he is dead.....regardless of the method (which I guess is somewhat pointless at this point) he is dead....I would rather be talking about Obama being born in Kenya :-)

12clicks · 05-21-2012, 04:11 AM

Oh my god, you kids are going to have a long miserable idiot life

BIGTYMER · 05-21-2012, 04:16 AM

DamianJ · 05-21-2012, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

Have you ever been diagnosed with any type of mental disorder?

Yes, he has ObviousFakeNickTrollitis.

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