Not again!! What the hell is this German shit???? - GoFuckYourself.com

LasseKongos · 11-16-2005, 05:08 AM

A new postmail from Bundesprufstelle fur jugendgefährdende Medien!!

Do I have to care about that shit? A mail that I have a pornosite with hardcore, so what?

Do they want me to close it? It can only be Germans that send a mail in German to a dude in Sweden. How can they be so cocky after loosing two WordWar???

need help

pimpimp

LasseKongos · 11-16-2005, 05:15 AM

They descripe the site for me hahahaha

"Auf einem bild ist die Nahaufnahme eines Penis zy sehen, der den Anus einer nach vorne gebuckten nackten Frau penetriert. Auf einer anderen Abbildung wird eine dunkelhautige nackte Frau gezeigt, die vor dem Penis eines Mannes kniet under der Sperma aus den Mundwinkeln lauft."

Is this your goverment??

ezrydn · 11-16-2005, 06:25 AM

Respond in Elven runes. Play they're own game.

nico-t · 11-16-2005, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasseKongos

"Auf einem bild ist die Nahaufnahme eines Penis zy sehen, der den Anus einer nach vorne gebuckten nackten Frau penetriert. Auf einer anderen Abbildung wird eine dunkelhautige nackte Frau gezeigt, die vor dem Penis eines Mannes kniet under der Sperma aus den Mundwinkeln lauft."

fuck this is too fucking funny

Calvinguy · 11-16-2005, 06:42 AM

I can't even access your site anymore from germany.... you are probably banned now.

(j/k)

J-$ · 11-16-2005, 08:23 AM

write back in Spanish and watch them go nuts

Phoenix · 11-16-2005, 08:32 AM

yeah reply back in hebrew or greek or something

MaDalton · 11-16-2005, 09:24 AM

hehe - yeah, funny stuff. i think too that they shouldn't bother about that and better go after shitty dialers that rip surfers off...

maxxxxx · 11-16-2005, 09:31 AM

Why should you care?

GlydeGirl · 11-16-2005, 10:37 AM

Did you get the message translated and find out what they're on about?

rowan · 11-16-2005, 10:45 AM

Here's what babelfish says:

"In a picture is the close-up of a Penis zy sees penetriert, the Anus of a naked woman gebuckten forward. In another illustration a dunkelhautige naked woman is shown, which before the Penis of a man kneel more under to that sperm from the mundwinkeln run."

Now, I may be just an English-speaking-geographically-challenged-Aussie, but is it common for people in Sweden to understand correspondence written in GERMAN?

Corleone · 11-16-2005, 10:53 AM

panchodog's izzy · 11-16-2005, 11:19 AM

I really am surprised that you have the guts to have your penetriert displayed on that site, as well as using gebuckten in situations that are obviously, and i must strees the word "obviously", not dunkelhautige.

I hope your mundwinkeln suffers because of this, I truly do...

... i think.

Screaming · 11-16-2005, 11:31 AM

just ignore it

GlydeGirl · 11-16-2005, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panchodog's izzy

I really am surprised that you have the guts to have your penetriert displayed on that site, as well as using gebuckten in situations that are obviously, and i must strees the word "obviously", not dunkelhautige.

I hope your mundwinkeln suffers because of this, I truly do...

... i think.

pradaboy · 11-16-2005, 12:03 PM

that's sick man, they're really graphical at describing what they saw

pornguy · 11-16-2005, 12:05 PM

That is kind of funny There should be someone nea you that can translate it for you.

Dalai lama · 11-16-2005, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by pradaboy

that's sick man, they're really graphical at describing what they saw

yeah something like that.

LasseKongos · 11-16-2005, 02:25 PM

Swedish people understands German IF THEY HAVE STUDY IT IN SCHOOL. If not - to bad, then you cant understand a word of this mail. I understand what Penis is

this is not the first time I got this shit.

Evil Chris · 11-16-2005, 02:27 PM

German is cool

gangbangjoe · 11-16-2005, 02:34 PM

tell them to STFU BIG TIME

they are wasting money and time by trying to make you put down your sites

they can't do shit

fucking morons

TheLegacy · 11-16-2005, 02:50 PM

this is how wars start

maxxxxx · 11-16-2005, 02:58 PM

Typical German office: Wasting time and money for useless shit...

LasseKongos · 11-16-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by maxxxxx

Typical German office: Wasting time and money for useless shit...

Yes but what do German people say when they pay tax to the goverment for doing this shit??? This is insane BIG TIME!

Sebastian Sands · 11-16-2005, 04:57 PM

It's funny knowing that Germany is one of Europes main porn producers. At least was 10 years ago..

Rhesus · 11-16-2005, 04:57 PM

Email them back in chinese, I'm serious. This is absolutely ridiculous, in all ways imaginable.

nico-t · 11-16-2005, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasseKongos

"Auf einem bild ist die Nahaufnahme eines Penis zy sehen, der den Anus einer nach vorne gebuckten nackten Frau penetriert. Auf einer anderen Abbildung wird eine dunkelhautige nackte Frau gezeigt, die vor dem Penis eines Mannes kniet under der Sperma aus den Mundwinkeln lauft."

translation by a human (me, doing my best effort):

"On one image a penis is showing, that is penetrating the anus of a naked woman leaning forward. On another image a dark skinned naked woman is shown, who is kneeling down to a penis of a man and the cum is dripping out of the corners of her mouth."

I think im gonna start some german tgps and hire that guy to write gallery descriptions

Hollywood Horwitz · 11-16-2005, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Corleone

Jarmusch · 11-16-2005, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

"On one image a penis is showing, that is penetrating the anus of a naked woman leaning forward. On another image a dark skinned naked woman is shown, who is kneeling down to a penis of a man and the cum is dripping out of the corners of her mouth."

For that they ask the owner to take the site down?

Lee · 11-16-2005, 05:46 PM

I would write back and offer the guy a job making descriptions.

REßEL · 11-16-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

For that they ask the owner to take the site down?

Yes, German law says all hardcore content must be behind an avs. They're just trying to enforce their law elsewhere, just as a lot of USers think we should all comply with 2257.

Much like 2257 for non-americans, ignore the german laws if you're not in germany. Deal with your laws of your own country. We can't all worry about laws in other countries (or we'd all have to take our sites down cos they're all illegal in china)

maxxxxx · 11-16-2005, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LasseKongos

Yes but what do German people say when they pay tax to the goverment for doing this shit??? This is insane BIG TIME!

Yes, it is. I would actually love to follow up on this (I am German...). Any chance you email me a copy of that thing?

11-17-2005, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

translation by a human (me, doing my best effort):

I think im gonna start some german tgps and hire that guy to write gallery descriptions

Calvinguy · 11-17-2005, 06:26 AM

What would happen if they caught a german showing hardcore without a AVS?

maxxxxx · 11-17-2005, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calvinguy

What would happen if they caught a german showing hardcore without a AVS?

They take you to court. Bloody serious!

Video-Post · 07-02-2012, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calvinguy

What would happen if they caught a german showing hardcore without a AVS?

They would shoot the Schweinehund!

B.Barnato · 07-02-2012, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panchodog's izzy

I really am surprised that you have the guts to have your penetriert displayed on that site, as well as using gebuckten in situations that are obviously, and i must strees the word "obviously", not dunkelhautige.

I hope your mundwinkeln suffers because of this, I truly do...

... i think.

Umbalabob · 07-03-2012, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Video-Post

They would shoot the Schweinehund!

Much worse, you have to pay a lot of money and in most cases sign a paper that you will never be a bad guy and do this again.

Is there any other country in the western world that has such rules?

cashbizdude · 07-03-2012, 05:00 AM

Wait, your site got banned in Germany because Germans...famous for beer and porn... were offended by your porn?

BRB, dying laughing.

Ah, nationalism... is there anything it can't accomplish?

AtlantisCash · 07-03-2012, 06:24 AM

No one relized this was an old thread?

B2BwithJoeD · 07-03-2012, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxxxxx

Typical German office: Wasting time and money for useless shit...

spazlabz · 07-03-2012, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ezrydn

Respond in Elven runes. Play they're own game.

: I LOL'd for real

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash

No one relized this was an old thread?

I didnt until you mentioned it LOL

TubeSubmitters · 07-03-2012, 08:50 AM

What ever happened to Lassekongos?

globofun · 07-03-2012, 07:49 PM

I received a registered letter from them like 3 years ago.......

How about if they had a court judgement against you.......would that mean that I could have an arrest warrant Europe wide?

I do not plan to go to Germany, but may go to Prague, Vienna and Budapest next year....

11-16-2005, 05:08 AM	#1
LasseKongos Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,668	Not again!! What the hell is this German shit???? A new postmail from Bundesprufstelle fur jugendgefährdende Medien!! Do I have to care about that shit? A mail that I have a pornosite with hardcore, so what? Do they want me to close it? It can only be Germans that send a mail in German to a dude in Sweden. How can they be so cocky after loosing two WordWar??? need help pimpimp

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LasseKongos Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,668	They descripe the site for me hahahaha "Auf einem bild ist die Nahaufnahme eines Penis zy sehen, der den Anus einer nach vorne gebuckten nackten Frau penetriert. Auf einer anderen Abbildung wird eine dunkelhautige nackte Frau gezeigt, die vor dem Penis eines Mannes kniet under der Sperma aus den Mundwinkeln lauft." Is this your goverment??

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Here's what babelfish says: "In a picture is the close-up of a Penis zy sees penetriert, the Anus of a naked woman gebuckten forward. In another illustration a dunkelhautige naked woman is shown, which before the Penis of a man kneel more under to that sperm from the mundwinkeln run." Now, I may be just an English-speaking-geographically-challenged-Aussie, but is it common for people in Sweden to understand correspondence written in GERMAN?

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LasseKongos Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,668	Swedish people understands German IF THEY HAVE STUDY IT IN SCHOOL. If not - to bad, then you cant understand a word of this mail. I understand what Penis is this is not the first time I got this shit.

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