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You ever came up with a quote???
Here's mine...
"When life throws you a curve ball... Take a fucking swing at it!!!"
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"Everyday life happens at the path of least resistance" -Derek Price (redspace)
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You don't fail until you quit
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I guess you did add in fucking, making it unique. |
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"In case you forget how good life can be, have some bacon"
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"Ich bin ein Berliner." - B.Barnato
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So Fucking Lame
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So Fucking Lame
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It's actually hard to come up with a good quote because over the years mostly everything has already been said and documented. I used to have one but forget what it is... Or maybe I found out it wasn't my quote and quickly forgot about it. Can't remember.
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"All problems are problems of communication"
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"There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I try to make it a scribbly one."
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"The future is like clay and can be molded. The past is set in stone. The present is when you put the final touches on the future to set it into the past. Live a work of art."
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Another one I like is "Don't let tomorrow or yesterday... Fuck with today!!!"
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This is an original by me:
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"if I'm going to work for an asshole, it's going to be me."
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Work Work Work
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If you like cars, buy the one you want, not the economic one.
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"Here comes Howdyyyyyyyy!" (?) ...
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"fuck that for a joke, tell that bastard to stay out of my office or I'll fire the prick"
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you guys are all really deep. Real, real deep.
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Choice is an Illusion
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"Shit's lies".
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"Women, you can't live with them, and you can't live with them" bushwacker
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"Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 67108864 bytes exhausted"
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Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty!!
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"Egotism: the anaesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity"
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Fuck em if they can't take a joke!
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Groucho Marx was the king of quotes!
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I'm not ugly. I'm optically unpleasant.
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"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."
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Everyday I'm swaffelin!
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If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent
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I was at the office bullshitting with the guys and talking politics when one of them brought up a celebrity and what he or she had to say about whatever politician we were speaking about when I said, "Celebrities should only be allowed to speak when their lines are written for them." They all seemed to get a chuckle and I think it's a good quote created in the moment.
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"Never came up with a quote" - CaptainHowdy
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There are only three things that you will ever fight with your significant other about.
Money... Sex.... Or family... Every single argument you ever have will stem back to one of these. Not a quote, just truth. |
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When the going gets tough...I'm so outta there!
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fuck fear , drink beer.
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Beer is food,Beer is life
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Jesus loves bacon
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fifty "lick the cat's vagina, and I'll give you ten dollars..."
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