Paul Markham jokes are getting old - GoFuckYourself.com

mineistaken · 08-15-2012, 06:16 PM

They may have been funny some time ago, but now they are not anymore. Same after same is not funny. Every fifth thread has some "witty" Paul Markham joke in it..

ShoeBox · 08-15-2012, 06:17 PM

this thread has magic join links

L-Pink · 08-15-2012, 06:19 PM

.......... not as old as Paul.

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Freaky_Akula · 08-15-2012, 06:24 PM

We need Paul Markham's expert opinion on this!

escorpio · 08-15-2012, 06:24 PM

I don't understand why the guy doesn't get a little more respect. Sure he rambles on and on about the same shit but that's what old people do. The fact is he was in this business before a lot of you were even born. And while it may be hard for the internet generation to grasp, there was a time when this business was harder to get into and made a hell of a lot more money because there was no such thing as free porn. And since everyone jerks off and 99.9% of us enjoy visual stimulation when we do EVERYBODY HAD TO BUY PORN! Shit, I wish I could get back all the money I spent on porn in the 80's and 90's. Probably be about $10k. You know how much I've spent on porn in the last 12 years? Less than $100. Think about that the next time you want to bash Paul, you damn young'uns.

MrCain · 08-15-2012, 06:26 PM

Ban Paul Markham for life = problem solved.

mineistaken · 08-15-2012, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

.......... not as old as Paul.

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I expected this joke to be among the first 3 replies

mineistaken · 08-15-2012, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I don't understand why the guy doesn't get a little more respect. Sure he rambles on and on about the same shit but that's what old people do. The fact is he was in this business before a lot of you were even born.

I agree 100.00%

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Originally Posted by Freaky_Akula

We need Paul Markham's expert opinion on this!

That was funny

MrCain · 08-15-2012, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I don't understand why the guy doesn't get a little more respect. Sure he rambles on and on about the same shit but that's what old people do. The fact is he was in this business before a lot of you were even born. And while it may be hard for the internet generation to grasp, there was a time when this business was harder to get into and made a hell of a lot more money because there was no such thing as free porn. And since everyone jerks off and 99.9% of us enjoy visual stimulation when we do EVERYBODY HAD TO BUY PORN! Shit, I wish I could get back all the money I spent on porn in the 80's and 90's. Probably be about $10k. You know how much I've spent on porn in the last 12 years? Less than $100. Think about that the next time you want to bash Paul, you damn young'uns.

A mini-wall of text? I see what you did there!

mineistaken · 08-15-2012, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

I don't even know Paul Markham or what he is about

You must be blind or trolling. Either way there is no surprise why nobody wants to take your business proposition seriously.

Just Alex · 08-15-2012, 06:40 PM

Chuck Norris was baptized in the church of Paul Markham.

Rochard · 08-15-2012, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I don't understand why the guy doesn't get a little more respect. Sure he rambles on and on about the same shit but that's what old people do. The fact is he was in this business before a lot of you were even born. And while it may be hard for the internet generation to grasp, there was a time when this business was harder to get into and made a hell of a lot more money because there was no such thing as free porn. And since everyone jerks off and 99.9% of us enjoy visual stimulation when we do EVERYBODY HAD TO BUY PORN! Shit, I wish I could get back all the money I spent on porn in the 80's and 90's. Probably be about $10k. You know how much I've spent on porn in the last 12 years? Less than $100. Think about that the next time you want to bash Paul, you damn young'uns.

He hasn't done anything to gain respect. He was an average photographer who sold filler content. Now he things he's an expert on everything.

But the magic join pages were the best. That shit was fucking funny!

epitome · 08-15-2012, 06:59 PM

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anexsia · 08-15-2012, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

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Stop saying his name! My credit card was just magically billed for Paul Markham Teens, FUCK*(@&!!!

PornMD · 08-15-2012, 10:06 PM

Admittedly the ribbing of him is getting old, but I was expecting the post to say "almost as old as Paul Markham".

johnnyloadproductions · 08-15-2012, 10:08 PM

If you were to parse every word ever said on here...

Paul and Markham would easily be in the top 20... for nouns definitely at the top.

krylon · 08-15-2012, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

They may have been funny some time ago, but now they are not anymore. Same after same is not funny. Every fifth thread has some "witty" Paul Markham joke in it..

haha! that was a great one!

garce · 08-15-2012, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

They may have been funny some time ago, but now they are not anymore. Same after same is not funny. Every fifth thread has some "witty" Paul Markham joke in it..

That sums up GFY as a whole. Irrelevant is as irrelevant does.

PornMD · 08-15-2012, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

That sums up GFY as a whole. Irrelevant is as irrelevant does.

It's been worse though. Remember when there were a lot of threads about Fatfoo? Even to the point of someone publicizing that they bought his sig? Someone posting inane irrelevant posts was one of the biggest topics of discussion here once. At least Markham's posts are relevant to the industry (or try to be).

digitalfantasies · 08-16-2012, 05:06 AM

I would love to have Paul on my forum... forum needs members like Paul to be successful. If Paul ever wants to leave... GFY will probably will pay him large sums of money to keep the forum running...

I also agree on the subject.. jokes are fine.... some a very funny, most are just not funny anymore, too disrespectful and insulting. Give the man a break

Django · 08-16-2012, 05:24 AM

i respect his opinions even if i disagree 99%

Rebel D · 08-16-2012, 09:12 AM

the cavemen laughed at paul markham jokes

TheLegacy · 08-16-2012, 09:17 AM

mineistaken
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He's been posting 9 times more than you - wait until you hit 35k posts and see if you're jokes are old too LOL

08-15-2012, 06:16 PM	#1
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Paul Markham jokes are getting old They may have been funny some time ago, but now they are not anymore. Same after same is not funny. Every fifth thread has some "witty" Paul Markham joke in it..

08-15-2012, 06:24 PM	#4
Freaky_Akula Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,670	We need Paul Markham's expert opinion on this! __________________

08-15-2012, 06:26 PM	#6
MrCain Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,332	Ban Paul Markham for life = problem solved. __________________ Sigmund

08-15-2012, 06:40 PM	#11
Just Alex Liv Benson to You, Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland and WV Posts: 6,060	Chuck Norris was baptized in the church of Paul Markham. __________________

08-15-2012, 10:06 PM	#15
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	Admittedly the ribbing of him is getting old, but I was expecting the post to say "almost as old as Paul Markham". __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

08-15-2012, 06:17 PM	#2
ShoeBox So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2012 Location: Brazil Posts: 2,056	this thread has magic join links

08-15-2012, 06:19 PM	#3
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	.......... not as old as Paul. .

08-15-2012, 06:24 PM	#5
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 22,914	I don't understand why the guy doesn't get a little more respect. Sure he rambles on and on about the same shit but that's what old people do. The fact is he was in this business before a lot of you were even born. And while it may be hard for the internet generation to grasp, there was a time when this business was harder to get into and made a hell of a lot more money because there was no such thing as free porn. And since everyone jerks off and 99.9% of us enjoy visual stimulation when we do EVERYBODY HAD TO BUY PORN! Shit, I wish I could get back all the money I spent on porn in the 80's and 90's. Probably be about $10k. You know how much I've spent on porn in the last 12 years? Less than $100. Think about that the next time you want to bash Paul, you damn young'uns.

08-15-2012, 06:59 PM	#13
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham Paul Markham

08-15-2012, 10:08 PM	#16
johnnyloadproductions Account Shutdown Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone Posts: 3,611	If you were to parse every word ever said on here... Paul and Markham would easily be in the top 20... for nouns definitely at the top.

08-16-2012, 05:06 AM	#20
digitalfantasies Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Caribbean Posts: 2,691	I would love to have Paul on my forum... forum needs members like Paul to be successful. If Paul ever wants to leave... GFY will probably will pay him large sums of money to keep the forum running... I also agree on the subject.. jokes are fine.... some a very funny, most are just not funny anymore, too disrespectful and insulting. Give the man a break __________________ Last edited by digitalfantasies; 08-16-2012 at 05:08 AM..

08-16-2012, 05:24 AM	#21
Django So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,578	i respect his opinions even if i disagree 99%

08-16-2012, 09:12 AM	#22
Rebel D Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,916	the cavemen laughed at paul markham jokes

08-16-2012, 09:17 AM	#23
TheLegacy SEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 16,548	mineistaken Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 3,706 Paul Markham Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Affiliate Programs Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 34,631 He's been posting 9 times more than you - wait until you hit 35k posts and see if you're jokes are old too LOL __________________ SEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Telegram: @TheLegacy54 RobertWarrenSEO.com