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Sly · 11-19-2012, 06:08 PM

You want to shoot the guy blasting his bass right outside your window.

AutumnBH · 11-19-2012, 06:11 PM

ChillVault · 11-19-2012, 06:13 PM

sly u da man

wehateporn · 11-19-2012, 06:15 PM

I got a bad back from a Rollercoaster

CyberHustler · 11-19-2012, 06:17 PM

I don't even go on roller coasters anymore, makes me light headed.

wehateporn · 11-19-2012, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

I don't even go on roller coasters anymore, makes me light headed.

They leave me light-headed too, for the rest of the day, but it's my duty to go on them with my 7yo daughter

L-Pink · 11-19-2012, 06:23 PM

??. In my case it's needing 19 year old twins, a midget, a donkey and a finger in my ass to get me aroused.

johnnyloadproductions · 11-19-2012, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

??. In my case it's needing 19 year old twins, a midget, a donkey and a finger in my ass to get me aroused.

How about a 300+ girl off of plentyoffish.com who needs 5 towels to prevent the ruination of your mattress?

L-Pink · 11-19-2012, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

How about a 300+ girl off of plentyoffish.com who needs 5 towels to prevent the ruination of your mattress?

You crack me up sometimes.

johnnyloadproductions · 11-19-2012, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

You crack me up sometimes.

Glad to be help out.

porkbrothersdotnet · 11-19-2012, 07:18 PM

When I turned 30 and I am not bull shitting. The music started sounding like just fucken noise. When I turned 40 my warm up weights became my working out weights. I hate to see the next sign. LOL Maybe I will need some secstasy soon.

Killswitch · 11-19-2012, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You want to shoot the guy blasting his bass right outside your window.

johnnyloadproductions · 11-19-2012, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by porkbrothersdotnet

When I turned 30 and I am not bull shitting. The music started sounding like just fucken noise. When I turned 40 my warm up weights became my working out weights. I hate to see the next sign. LOL Maybe I will need some secstasy soon.

?We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!?

-Ben Franklin

He also said we grow old too soon and wise too late. Which is very true.

There's only been one man (41) that's broken 4 minutes in the mile but I know plenty of guys in their mid 40's still running in the 4:20's.

xenigo · 11-19-2012, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by porkbrothersdotnet

When I turned 40 my warm up weights became my working out weights. I hate to see the next sign.

Fuck! I just turned 34 and I have a pair of 25lb dumbells I normally curl quite easily... and I've lately found them to be a little more than I'm entirely comfortable with. Figured it was just me getting lazy... but now I'm worried...

billywatson · 11-19-2012, 08:12 PM

I hate the fact my loads no longer have the velocity they once possessed.

xenigo · 11-19-2012, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by billywatson

I hate the fact my loads no longer have the velocity they once possessed.

Seriously! And I used to be able to fuck 3 times a day and be ready for more... now I'm mostly fine with once a day. I don't like where this is headed...

billywatson · 11-19-2012, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

Seriously! And I used to be able to fuck 3 times a day and be ready for more... now I'm mostly fine with once a day. I don't like where this is headed...

For me, this is actually a good thing. I remember going, like, 3 days when all of a sudden I realized I had gone 3 days. No jerking. No chasing pussy. No fucking. I got a lot of shit done!

Sly · 11-19-2012, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by billywatson

For me, this is actually a good thing. I remember going, like, 3 days when all of a sudden I realized I had gone 3 days. No jerking. No chasing pussy. No fucking. I got a lot of shit done!

But how were your loads?

SuckOnThis · 11-19-2012, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by billywatson

I hate the fact my loads no longer have the velocity they once possessed.

Damn I thought something was wrong with me....thanks!

xenigo · 11-19-2012, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by billywatson

For me, this is actually a good thing. I remember going, like, 3 days when all of a sudden I realized I had gone 3 days. No jerking. No chasing pussy. No fucking. I got a lot of shit done!

Productivity is an advantage I suppose. Typical dialogue with wife: Me: "Let's just stay in and fuck all day..." Her: "No, we need to be productive..." Me: "Fucking all day is productive!"

georgeyw · 11-19-2012, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You want to shoot the guy blasting his bass right outside your window.

Right there with you on that one. The kid across the road got a new stereo in his car and was blasting it out the front, felt like smashing the thing.

billywatson · 11-19-2012, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

But how were your loads?

Same size...they just don't fly over her head anymore.

They don't fly anywhere, anymore.

SilentKnight · 11-19-2012, 08:30 PM

I'm paying more attention to the radio ads for GreyPower Insurance, lol.

One of the few good aspects of nearing 50.

SuckOnThis · 11-19-2012, 09:12 PM

Rochard · 11-19-2012, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

??. In my case it's needing 19 year old twins, a midget, a donkey and a finger in my ass to get me aroused.

Toss in a Nazi helmet and a fire extinguisher and that's a good Monday night for me.

2MuchMark · 11-19-2012, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I got a bad back from a Rollercoaster

Not me, fortunately - I fucking LOVE coasters. Taller Faster Sicker More more more. Send me at 100 Miles per hour through inverted loops dangling by a toe harness and I'm the happiest little kid in the park.

Oh and speaking of which:

rock-reed · 11-19-2012, 11:17 PM

Eternal pessimism.

FML

eroticsexxx · 11-19-2012, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You want to shoot the guy blasting his bass right outside your window.

Nah, getting older is actually letting off a shotgun shell in said subwoofer, calling the police on one's cell as one walks away and then having them show up to give said noise offender a ticket.

I don't fuck around..

LiveDose · 11-19-2012, 11:42 PM

For me it's reading glasses. Fucking fuck!

AutumnBH · 11-19-2012, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx

Nah, getting older is actually letting off a shotgun shell in said subwoofer, calling the police on one's cell as one walks away and then having them show up to give said noise offender a ticket.

I don't fuck around..

CurrentlySober · 11-20-2012, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I got a bad back from a Rollercoaster

i cant afford to go on a Rollercoaster...

DatingCamTube · 11-20-2012, 03:25 AM

Getting to bed at 8pm just so you can go up again at midnight to work, sleeping only 4 hours per day, in this cas getting to bed at 8pm and sleep 4 hours

martinsc · 11-20-2012, 03:32 AM

i'm not there yet, but I start to see it coming....

amateurcanada · 11-20-2012, 07:55 AM

I'm 36 and never will be old so hell with you hahaha.

v4 media · 11-20-2012, 08:15 AM

Telling your kid to pull his trousers up and stop showing his pants.
Drives me mad.

BlackCrayon · 11-20-2012, 08:24 AM

pornguy · 11-20-2012, 08:31 AM

Sex drive has increased from wanting/getting it 3 times a day to wanting 6 times a day and getting it 2 times a week. ( she is getting older 2 ) Body is in great shape and strength is getting more but I now have to wear reading glasses for some books.

PR_Glen · 11-20-2012, 08:39 AM

push yourself in the gym some, it keeps you young believe me.. raises the testosterone levels naturally going heavy. Don't have to get huge to do it either.

Alex911 · 11-20-2012, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

??. In my case it's needing 19 year old twins, a midget, a donkey and a finger in my ass to get me aroused.

Luckily for me I still don't need the midget!

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