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MaDalton · 01-12-2013, 10:42 AM

I am in Vegas now and i have to say that this time the whole immigration process was truly pleasant. Very nice older guy who directly asked me if i came for the adult shows and wished me a good time. And a customs officer that welcomed me in german. Very unlike other times where they grilled me about my business and my intentions for the visit.

And then i had a "Blue Paddle Pilsener" and it actually tasted like a real czech/german style pilsener beer

So no more jokes about american beer and immigration from me

Sly · 01-12-2013, 10:44 AM

This just gives you more time to joke about how fat we are!

Rochard · 01-12-2013, 10:45 AM

According to Robbie, they are taking our rights away and strip searching us at the airports. You got lucky.

Welcome to the US.

Dirty F · 01-12-2013, 10:46 AM

Bullshit. The customs officer is detaining you for 3 hours while they search through your stuff and do background checks. He found your laptop and you were logged in to gfy. He is posting this.

MaDalton · 01-12-2013, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

According to Robbie, they are taking our rights away and strip searching us at the airports. You got lucky.

Welcome to the US.

I met Robbie last night and we had a very pleasant chat

12clicks · 01-12-2013, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

I met Robbie last night and we had a very pleasant chat

Americans don't hate other countries or their people, we just have no desire to be like them. Big difference. ;)

Grapesoda · 01-12-2013, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

I am in Vegas now and i have to say that this time the whole immigration process was truly pleasant. Very nice older guy who directly asked me if i came for the adult shows and wished me a good time. And a customs officer that welcomed me in german. Very unlike other times where they grilled me about my business and my intentions for the visit.

And then i had a "Blue Paddle Pilsener" and it actually tasted like a real czech/german style pilsener beer

So no more jokes about american beer and immigration from me

that is really good to read for a change

L-Pink · 01-12-2013, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

I am in Vegas now and i have to say that this time the whole immigration process was truly pleasant. Very nice older guy who directly asked me if i came for the adult shows and wished me a good time. And a customs officer that welcomed me in german. Very unlike other times where they grilled me about my business and my intentions for the visit.

And then i had a "Blue Paddle Pilsener" and it actually tasted like a real czech/german style pilsener beer

So no more jokes about american beer and immigration from me

You didn't notice the 3 black Suburbans following your cab to the hotel?

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MaDalton · 01-12-2013, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

You didn't notice the 3 black Suburbans following your cab to the hotel?

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lol, no

But the cab driver was pissed cause he expected a longer tour than just the hard rock. He said thats why he will stay away from the airport the next days.

I said he might meet people he knows from adult movies, but he said all the famous ones take limos anyways - only the retards take a cab.

Then i said "there goes your tip"

L-Pink · 01-12-2013, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

but he said all the famous ones take limos anyways - only the retards take a cab.

Have a good weekend!

DWB · 01-12-2013, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

I am in Vegas now and i have to say that this time the whole immigration process was truly pleasant. Very nice older guy who directly asked me if i came for the adult shows and wished me a good time. And a customs officer that welcomed me in german. Very unlike other times where they grilled me about my business and my intentions for the visit.

Last time I went through it took hours as they searched my hard drives, looked at every video and every photo, then checked every ID to make sure they were all of age and grilled me about my job and why I hated the USA so much that I would live outside of it. I posted about the entire mess here, it was a royal pain in the ass. Then after finding nothing illegal they said I would be put on "a list" for future searches, "just in case."

The only good part was it was mostly tranny porn so I at least got to chuckle as they had to look at countless tranny cock shots for about two hours.

I can literally travel all over the world without incident and only in my home country do I continually have a problem upon entry and am treated like a criminal.

BlackCrayon · 01-12-2013, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Last time I went through it took hours as they searched my hard drives, looked at every video and every photo, then checked every ID to make sure they were all of age and grilled me about my job and why I hated the USA so much that I would live outside of it. I posted about the entire mess here, it was a royal pain in the ass. Then after finding nothing illegal they said I would be put on "a list" for future searches, "just in case."

The only good part was it was mostly tranny porn so I at least got to chuckle as they had to look at countless tranny cock shots for about two hours.

I can literally travel all over the world without incident and only in my home country do I continually have a problem upon entry and am treated like a criminal.

its probably because you were coming from thailand. if you were coming from england, germany or brazil you probably wouldn't of had those issues.

thumbuilderic · 01-12-2013, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

This just gives you more time to joke about how fat we are!

HAHA.
We are pretty fat!

DWB · 01-12-2013, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

its probably because you were coming from thailand. if you were coming from england, germany or brazil you probably wouldn't of had those issues.

I think there are trigger countries for sure, as well for people who have spent an extended periods out of the country. I've had my luggage ripped apart coming from Brazil, Thailand (many times), Mexico, Spain, Venezuela, and Colombia. And I've come and gone from Thailand so many times, and told them I live here, they have seen my Visa, but it still doesn't matter.

You would think they would have something in their system that says this citizen works or lives abroad so it's normal for them to spend extended periods out of the country and in these places, especially if they never find anything on you. Just to make it easier on everyone.

DWB · 01-12-2013, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mastersmodeling

HAHA.
We are pretty fat!

If I fly into LAX (Los Angeles) after being in Asia for a while, I don't notice it. But if I fly into the Midwest, like ORD in Chicago... holy shit! It's like landing on another planet. Between the hugely obese people and the ghetto blacks working at the airport who can't even string together a few words to complete a proper sentence, it's a culture shock. I forget what total tubs of shit so many Americans are. It's sad really.

DamianJ · 01-12-2013, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

Americans don't hate other countries or their people, we just have no desire to be like them. Big difference. ;)

Yeah. Who wants to be slim and intelligent.

Struggle4Bucks · 01-12-2013, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

Americans don't hate other countries or their people, we just have no desire to be like them. Big difference. ;)

you're the United States of European immigrants... you are just like us :-)

Struggle4Bucks · 01-12-2013, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

I think there are trigger countries for sure, as well for people who have spent an extended periods out of the country. I've had my luggage ripped apart coming from Brazil, Thailand (many times), Mexico, Spain, Venezuela, and Colombia. And I've come and gone from Thailand so many times, and told them I live here, they have seen my Visa, but it still doesn't matter.

You would think they would have something in their system that says this citizen works or lives abroad so it's normal for them to spend extended periods out of the country and in these places, especially if they never find anything on you. Just to make it easier on everyone.

United State of Paranoia

Rochard · 01-12-2013, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

I met Robbie last night and we had a very pleasant chat

I wouldn't mind meeting with him as well. I've asked him to contact me a number of times.

I've discovered sometimes online people clash because they don't understand each other, but when they meet in person they discover they share similar ideas.

fuzebox · 01-12-2013, 01:36 PM

Is the circle bar already going strong? I better head down there

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Bullshit. The customs officer is detaining you for 3 hours while they search through your stuff and do background checks. He found your laptop and you were logged in to gfy. He is posting this.

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