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04-28-2013, 07:42 AM
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Being sysadmin at a school is tough
So I'm sitting at my xterm in KDE hacking some kernel code, and this bitch comes up to me and says "Do you know which of these computers runs Windows?" Well that did it. I flipped up my shades and looked her straight in the eye and said "Fuck no I'm open source bitch". I picked up my 10 lb IBM Model M keyboard and said "I can kick your ass at 120wpm" and broke it over the cunt's head. She dropped to her knees and I kicked the jewel case out of her hand and into her teeth. Next I grabbed her by the neck and said "How's your uptime" before suplexing her backward through the air and into the server room. Some smoke that smelled like burning hair started to drift out so I jumped on my razor scooter and rode off into the sunset.
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04-28-2013, 07:58 AM
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And next on the ban list is....
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04-28-2013, 07:59 AM
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Cool story bro...
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04-28-2013, 08:03 AM
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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So many fake nicks so little time!
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04-28-2013, 08:53 AM
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My razor scooter is faster than your razor scooter.....
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04-28-2013, 08:57 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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04-28-2013, 09:20 AM
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04-28-2013, 05:05 PM
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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04-29-2013, 05:30 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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major trolling-poster detected
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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04-29-2013, 06:58 AM
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