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Matt 26z · 06-19-2013, 12:48 PM

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/stp/3880724615.html

Need Free Furniture? - m4m - 28 (swburbs )

I know this may sound different but I'm looking to be used as a piece of furniture for a regular normal guy ...have me on all fours as your coffee table for hours to rest your feet on...drinks food or whatever ...use my mouth as your ashtray...have me sit on the floor very still next to your chair and use the top of my head to rest your beer / tv remote...have me rest my head flat on an ottoman face up and use my face as a pillow for your feet just cross your feet right between my eyes...etc...all while you completely ignore me as if I wasn't even there and I am completely silent ...not looking for anything sexual at all...I am a regular 28 year old straight dude ...looking for whenever and can travel anywhere

CDSmith · 06-19-2013, 01:07 PM

Thanks for tabling this topic.

:D

I've heard of an extremely niche fetish where one gets off from seeing women accidentally smash their shins, toes, knees etc, into furnture. I'm not sure if it was the furniture, the wincing in pain, or the bruising that got them going, but it was definitely furniture-related.

I've heard of this 'wanting to be furniture' thing before though. Apart from having all manner of stinky feet all over you I'd have to say the using the mouth as an ashtray part is the thing that turns me off the most.

I get it though. People have kinks. To each their own. But then again running a network of extreme fetish sites for 10+ years will do that to you. (open your mind)

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ilnjscb · 06-19-2013, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/stp/3880724615.html

Need Free Furniture? - m4m - 28 (swburbs )

I know this may sound different but I'm looking to be used as a piece of furniture for a regular normal guy ...have me on all fours as your coffee table for hours to rest your feet on...drinks food or whatever ...use my mouth as your ashtray...have me sit on the floor very still next to your chair and use the top of my head to rest your beer / tv remote...have me rest my head flat on an ottoman face up and use my face as a pillow for your feet just cross your feet right between my eyes...etc...all while you completely ignore me as if I wasn't even there and I am completely silent ...not looking for anything sexual at all...I am a regular 28 year old straight dude ...looking for whenever and can travel anywhere

Whats hilarious is these guys sexualize contact with dudes, and yet call themselves straight.

PR_Glen · 06-19-2013, 01:33 PM

people gotta be fighting for that dinner table spot by the butt crack of the dude..

so few things that can spoil my appetite.. so few..

d-null · 06-19-2013, 08:05 PM

when I saw the thread title I thought this thread was going to be about this:

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06-19-2013, 01:07 PM	#2
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Thanks for tabling this topic. :D I've heard of an extremely niche fetish where one gets off from seeing women accidentally smash their shins, toes, knees etc, into furnture. I'm not sure if it was the furniture, the wincing in pain, or the bruising that got them going, but it was definitely furniture-related. I've heard of this 'wanting to be furniture' thing before though. Apart from having all manner of stinky feet all over you I'd have to say the using the mouth as an ashtray part is the thing that turns me off the most. I get it though. People have kinks. To each their own. But then again running a network of extreme fetish sites for 10+ years will do that to you. (open your mind) __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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06-19-2013, 08:05 PM	#6
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	when I saw the thread title I thought this thread was going to be about this: