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08-11-2013, 08:05 AM
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How old will you be when you die?
I figure I'll pass into the nothingworld when I'm 96 years old. Seeing other family members work themselves to death or not being happy after retirement - this helps me set some long term goals in life. So when do you think you'll kick the bucket?
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08-11-2013, 08:08 AM
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a minute before I die
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08-11-2013, 08:10 AM
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Who the fuck knows? This is kind of a dumb question.
I guess 14. What do I win? |
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08-11-2013, 08:12 AM
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Your answer - a minute before I die. = infinite life You're using a cheat code aren't you? 
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08-11-2013, 08:13 AM
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08-11-2013, 08:15 AM
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I've already out lived my father. It's a strange feeling really.
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08-11-2013, 08:16 AM
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 I'd be happy if I made it to say 70... 75? It would be nice to live longer I suppose (as long as I was healthy). I just wouldn't want to turn into a "burden" basket case on my family. I'd rather just zap the fuck out of a massive heart attack, maybe a car accident... maybe a really fat chick sitting on my face depriving me of my oxygen. I fear that I would become a cripple/invalid and people would have to take care of me... I'd most likely off myself before I would allow that to happen. |
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08-11-2013, 08:23 AM
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08-11-2013, 08:46 AM
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Harmon, your words speak awesomeness. However offing yourself will probably void any life insurance that you might have.
 But... what if you bought life insurance to cover yourself for a life extension program like http://www.alcor.org/ but then you left a HUGE life insurance policy for yourself. Sure you're dead but then you'd become reanimated and not dead anymore so after a legal battle might be able to claim it all (if that insurance company isn't bankrupt) and outlive everybody you've ever known!
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08-11-2013, 09:01 AM
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So Fucking Fossilized
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If my death is anything like the previous men in my family, I got just under 25 years left to live. I'll be dead before I'm 50.
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08-11-2013, 09:39 AM
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.....150.....
mind over matter
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08-11-2013, 10:27 AM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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