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Join Date: May 2008
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What is the best advice you have been given?
by other people, God or you have got it on your own.
Me: nothing really matters in this world - everything was born, everything is going to die once the time comes. Everything but feelings and some inner world experience. |
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Living The Dream
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"Never listen to Mr.Deiz."
From GFY community.
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So Fucking Banned
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A mainstream gateway and bank. Hands down, best advice ever. Was the *gateway* to a shit ton more cash in all sectors.
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"If you don't think you will care about something in 3 days, don't waste time caring about it now"
My dad told me that many years ago and it resonated with me.
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Confirmed Chicago Pimp
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![]() Bitches and Hoes are like new clothes, once ya sport em ya wish ya never bought em ![]() Can't recall offhand any exact phrases, think it's more of my own years in spending money, sometimes shit works and sometimes shit doesn't pan out as planned, not a waste as long as ya learn from it, so any money I've wasted over the years has educated me so a gradual improvement/education year after year. Spend/Analyze/Adjust=Profit |
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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When I was 18 someone told me to set aside a small percentage of your monthly income and to invest it into something that is low risk. I did exactly that - I took 10% of out of every paycheck and invested it into utility companies, phone, power, water, etc - low risk, low return. I also put in any extra money I had - tax return money, that kind of thing....
Twenty-five years later it's a pretty good sum. If I keep it up for another twenty years.... I'll retire and live well.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Never trust anyone with a Russian sounding name.
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Quote:
![]() --------------- Jack Canfield, along the lines of: Take 100% responsibilty for *everything*. No excuses, no blahblah if that hadn't happened this wouldn't have happened etc - that may still be true, but I have 100% responsibility over how I react/respond to it, so ultimately, it's still down to me. Couple that with 'you can't change people, places, or things' (AA), and that's the best piece of combined advice, that I would pass on if I had only 1 thing to say to someone. |
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So Fucking Drunk
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"Realize that you don't know anything, and you'll have figured out more than most."
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I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.
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Videochat Solutions
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Everything you need to learn in life you can learn from Star Trek.
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So Fucking Drunk
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And: He who stands on toilet, high on pot.
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I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.
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NAME THE JEW
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Gfy
Go West & Go Fuck Yourself....
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Exploiting human weakness
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rub one out before asking a girl out
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see you later, I'm gone
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"LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
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"Never trust a South American."
I have added to that from life experience to: "Never trust a South American...especially a Colombian!" Words to live by. |
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Good, fast, cheap. Pick two.
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So Fucking Banned
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On a serious note:
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose,but you cannot pick your friends nose. |
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making it rain
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Best advice I've ever been given, and it was right here on gfy:
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Only ever take 6 seconds to make a decision on anything and then if you decide to fuck someone over, fuck them over good, and then keep doing it until they are dead.
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In every decision you make, you have to decide for yourself. No one can do it better than you.
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working on my tan
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Always ask yourself, Is the juice worth the squeeze.
You can't make money selling something, the selling price is out of your control. You make money buying correctly. My grandfather. . |
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Some juice should never be squeezed
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whats behind me is not important
the only person i ever have to answer to is the person i see in the mirror life is way too long not to have fun living it
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"Don't believe everything you read on the internet"
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So Fucking What
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do not piss into the wind
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Dunno about the best, but the WORST from from my Dad...
He said ' Always fight fire with fire, Son..." Next thing I knew he lost his job as a firefighter... ![]() |
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Dutch Webmaster!
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If you still like a girl after you fap, then it's true love....
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Big Fucking hahahaha
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Live every day as if it were your last, one day it will be.
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Boomer Woffen
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Work Work Work
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Always trust the Lord in good and it bad times.
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So Fucking Banned
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Don't trust whitey.
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Don't make decisions when your drunk.
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So Fucking Banned
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Don't sweat the small stuff. Never pet the sweaty stuff.
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So Fucking Banned
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If they smoke, they're easier to poke.
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Stop caring about what others think. This is harder than some think to actually do fully. We are such social creatures.
Work smarter, not harder. Money isn't everything.
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1: You don't know what you don't know
2: never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you in experience. 3: changing direction shows that you are learning
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So Fucking Drunk
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Here's another one:
When a redneck says "Hey yall, watch this!!!" You watch whatever that redneck is about to do because you might be the guy who can explain to the authorities what really happened.
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I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.
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My dad told me, it's okay to swim in the red river, but don't drink from it.
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Geo Cities
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Get a Roth IRA
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www.Max-Hardcore.com
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Global domination is for people who don't look up.
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Don't marry! .....i did
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You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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