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American Psycho · 03-21-2014, 09:00 PM

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freecartoonporn · 03-21-2014, 09:33 PM

Shot gun,flamethrower , chainsaw .

HugeWood · 03-21-2014, 09:36 PM

A remote mountain hideaway.

brassmonkey · 03-21-2014, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

Shot gun,flamethrower , chainsaw .

have to be careful with fire. they will run at you

high ground and a sniper rifle

Rochard · 03-21-2014, 09:39 PM

m4.

/done.

brassmonkey · 03-21-2014, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by HugeWood

A remote mountain hideaway.

that's a weapon??

HugeWood · 03-21-2014, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

that's a weapon??

Yes indeed.

weap·on [wep-uhn]
noun
1.
any instrument or device for use in attack or defense in combat, fighting, or war, as a sword, rifle, or cannon.
2.
anything used against an opponent, adversary, or victim: the deadly weapon of satire.
3.
anything that serves to outwit or get the better of an opponent: his power of speech was his best weapon

brassmonkey · 03-21-2014, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by HugeWood

Yes indeed.

weap·on [wep-uhn]
noun
1.
any instrument or device for use in attack or defense in combat, fighting, or war, as a sword, rifle, or cannon.
2.
anything used against an opponent, adversary, or victim: the deadly weapon of satire.
3.
anything that serves to outwit or get the better of an opponent: his power of speech was his best weapon

guess you could slam them in the door.

might bite your fingers off!

georgeyw · 03-21-2014, 10:05 PM

reality...........

WDF · 03-21-2014, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

reality...........

Yes ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ and a slight cut back on the drug use.

brassmonkey · 03-21-2014, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

reality...........

dude we're fucking around

Fucking Around & Program Discussion see it??

HugeWood · 03-21-2014, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

reality...........

Actually, in reality, considering the proliferation of bioweapons labs, burgeoning knowledge of biology/neurology along with an abundance of capable technicians and technologies, as well as a preponderance of sick fucks in the world, a Zombie outbreak is a very real and significant threat.

oppoten · 03-21-2014, 10:35 PM

Americans

247mg · 03-21-2014, 10:43 PM

Hindism sign of OM

sarettah · 03-21-2014, 10:54 PM

And don't forget the doubletap.

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WDF · 03-21-2014, 11:06 PM

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dude we're fucking around

Fucking Around & Program Discussion see it??

I thought someone was on a bad trip or something!

Well I will play along then "Plants" and "Stars" like in Plants vs. Zombies.

Seth Manson · 03-21-2014, 11:22 PM

A battery of howitzers and a good forward observer.

georgeyw · 03-22-2014, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by HugeWood

Actually, in reality, considering the proliferation of bioweapons labs, burgeoning knowledge of biology/neurology along with an abundance of capable technicians and technologies, as well as a preponderance of sick fucks in the world, a Zombie outbreak is a very real and significant threat.

Yes, I hear vampires and werewolves will be roaming the streets too, so prepare yourself with garlic and silver

Penny24Seven · 03-22-2014, 12:20 AM

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Americans

lol what a tool, you are right. Best to have an american with you so you can be safe though

brassmonkey · 03-22-2014, 12:24 AM

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lol what a tool, you are right. Best to have an american with you so you can be safe though

yep he will have a broken beer bottle. no guns over there

HugeWood · 03-22-2014, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Yes, I hear vampires and werewolves will be roaming the streets too, so prepare yourself with garlic and silver

This is not a significant threat, but garlic and silver are good to have.

CurrentlySober · 03-22-2014, 01:04 AM

a nice big fresh poo...

may not be of any use to zombies... but at least i could die happy...

WDF · 03-22-2014, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

a nice big fresh poo...

may not be of any use to zombies... but at least i could die happy...

You could classify it as a gas operated fecal cannon!

lyno · 03-22-2014, 02:07 AM

Juliet Starling and her "Lollipop" Chainsaw

klinton · 03-22-2014, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by HugeWood

Actually, in reality, considering the proliferation of bioweapons labs, burgeoning knowledge of biology/neurology along with an abundance of capable technicians and technologies, as well as a preponderance of sick fucks in the world, a Zombie outbreak is a very real and significant threat.

seeandsee · 03-22-2014, 03:09 AM

Get a fucking JAIL under your control, put up outposts and towers to watch all around prison, make 6-7 exit points, get tons of guns and ammo, make hole all around complex, prepare gas and burn fallen zoombies, get tons of food and enjoy yeahhhhh

American Psycho · 03-22-2014, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

reality...........

I live downtown and id swear ive seen some zombies here lately.

There are homeless people and in all seriousness they look like zombies and they walk like zombies.

American Psycho · 03-22-2014, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

Get a fucking JAIL under your control, put up outposts and towers to watch all around prison, make 6-7 exit points, get tons of guns and ammo, make hole all around complex, prepare gas and burn fallen zoombies, get tons of food and enjoy yeahhhhh

Where'd I see this.... jeeze I dunno

American Psycho · 03-22-2014, 06:57 AM

a remote getaway is on my list for more reasons than zombies.

adultchatpay · 03-22-2014, 07:03 AM

Chuck Norris!

American Psycho · 03-22-2014, 07:04 AM

Oh yea and there been at least one instance of zombie that ate a dudes face off due a to being on drugs aka bath salts.

So feel free to expand what ur definition of a zombie is.

3om3 · 03-22-2014, 07:28 AM

my dick

Barry-xlovecam · 03-22-2014, 08:02 AM

How many Zombies do you want to waste?

American Psycho · 03-22-2014, 08:46 AM

I love automatic shotguns as much as the next man but good luck finding ammunition

WDF · 03-22-2014, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

I live downtown and id swear ive seen some zombies here lately.

There are homeless people and in all seriousness they look like zombies and they walk like zombies.

Do they say "Brainz" constantly?

rogueteens · 03-22-2014, 10:46 AM

a winey kid wearing a coppers hat.

SilentKnight · 03-22-2014, 11:09 AM

Electrified razor wire.

Flamethrower to cook'em while they're frying.

bronco67 · 03-22-2014, 11:15 AM

22 cal ruger with a 50 round clip.

You can carry bricks of ammo in your backpack. Shotgun is overkill and a waste of time. You have to reload often, and you're wasting loads of firepower on something a small round to the head will take care of. Also, the shotgun takes more energy to fire and wears on you after a while.

American Psycho · 03-22-2014, 11:19 AM

I really do want a man cave compound on a mountain stocked with meat ammo weapons and a harem of columbian strippers that dont speak English.
Is that strange?

American Psycho · 03-22-2014, 11:24 AM

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SilentKnight · 03-22-2014, 12:11 PM

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American psycho wants you to see this item at Amazon.com

Third person much?

American Psycho · 03-22-2014, 01:20 PM

you obviously don't use Amazon much.
that how their share function shares the product

druid66 · 03-22-2014, 01:26 PM

fast zombies, new generation?
i would not try to fight, just run and hide, in case i need to use weapons, some military rifle with suppressor would be nice (M4 for example)

slow, classic zombies? Japanese Katana.

hope it helps..

pornmasta · 03-22-2014, 01:51 PM

vladimir putin

Sid70 · 03-22-2014, 01:53 PM

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Shot gun.

Yup, it's got a good spread

DAMNMAN · 03-22-2014, 08:19 PM

Katana, never runs out of ammo.

brassmonkey · 03-22-2014, 08:31 PM

my fist

fuzebox · 03-22-2014, 09:52 PM

Melee weapons are definitely key. Guns are awesome until you run out of ammo. You want something heavy and strong enough to cause crushing damage, with an edge for lacerating... Like a medium sized axe I guess.

WDF · 03-22-2014, 11:57 PM

Him^!

Penny24Seven · 03-23-2014, 05:22 AM

snap n pops

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