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what best zombie defense weapons?
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Shot gun,flamethrower , chainsaw .
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A remote mountain hideaway.
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have to be careful with fire. they will run at you
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m4.
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Yes indeed.
weap·on [wep-uhn] noun 1. any instrument or device for use in attack or defense in combat, fighting, or war, as a sword, rifle, or cannon. 2. anything used against an opponent, adversary, or victim: the deadly weapon of satire. 3. anything that serves to outwit or get the better of an opponent: his power of speech was his best weapon |
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reality...........
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dude we're fucking around
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Actually, in reality, considering the proliferation of bioweapons labs, burgeoning knowledge of biology/neurology along with an abundance of capable technicians and technologies, as well as a preponderance of sick fucks in the world, a Zombie outbreak is a very real and significant threat.
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NAME THE JEW
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see you later, I'm gone
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And don't forget the doubletap. .
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Please dont fuck animals
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A battery of howitzers and a good forward observer.
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So Fucking What
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lol what a tool, you are right. Best to have an american with you so you can be safe though
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a nice big fresh poo...
may not be of any use to zombies... but at least i could die happy... |
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Juliet Starling and her "Lollipop" Chainsaw
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So Fucking Banned
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Get a fucking JAIL under your control, put up outposts and towers to watch all around prison, make 6-7 exit points, get tons of guns and ammo, make hole all around complex, prepare gas and burn fallen zoombies, get tons of food and enjoy yeahhhhh
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I live downtown and id swear ive seen some zombies here lately.
There are homeless people and in all seriousness they look like zombies and they walk like zombies. |
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Where'd I see this.... jeeze I dunno
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a remote getaway is on my list for more reasons than zombies.
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Chuck Norris!
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Oh yea and there been at least one instance of zombie that ate a dudes face off due a to being on drugs aka bath salts.
So feel free to expand what ur definition of a zombie is. |
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I love automatic shotguns as much as the next man but good luck finding ammunition
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Do they say "Brainz" constantly?
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a winey kid wearing a coppers hat.
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Electrified razor wire.
Flamethrower to cook'em while they're frying. |
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22 cal ruger with a 50 round clip.
You can carry bricks of ammo in your backpack. Shotgun is overkill and a waste of time. You have to reload often, and you're wasting loads of firepower on something a small round to the head will take care of. Also, the shotgun takes more energy to fire and wears on you after a while.
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I really do want a man cave compound on a mountain stocked with meat ammo weapons and a harem of columbian strippers that dont speak English.
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American psycho wants you to see this item at Amazon.com
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you obviously don't use Amazon much.
that how their share function shares the product |
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fast zombies, new generation?
i would not try to fight, just run and hide, in case i need to use weapons, some military rifle with suppressor would be nice (M4 for example) slow, classic zombies? Japanese Katana. hope it helps..
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vladimir putin
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Katana, never runs out of ammo.
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Melee weapons are definitely key. Guns are awesome until you run out of ammo. You want something heavy and strong enough to cause crushing damage, with an edge for lacerating... Like a medium sized axe I guess.
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snap n pops
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