Who says you can't pick up girls on scooters? My Colombian GF - GoFuckYourself.com

johnnyloadproductions · 07-30-2014, 07:05 PM

Took her for a test drive and figured this was the best setup to show her what driving it is like, she's been hooked ever since... 2 months ago.

Enjoying an evening with drinks

Taking a break from work

Happy she fixed the keychain I bought for her.

My Little Scientist

My personal drink holder!
...Bon Voyage

TeenCat · 07-30-2014, 07:14 PM

tits or gtfo

Magnetron · 07-30-2014, 07:21 PM

You need to scoot up a little closer to her.

jackchen · 07-30-2014, 07:27 PM

good job

VikingMan · 07-30-2014, 07:37 PM

she is lovely

Arnox · 07-30-2014, 07:56 PM

She's adorable!

brassmonkey · 07-30-2014, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnetron

You need to scoot up a little closer to her.

maybe he didnt pay yet?

Seth Manson · 07-30-2014, 08:03 PM

A bad ride beats a good walk.

Spunky · 07-30-2014, 08:10 PM

That's how the ballers roll yo

RyuLion · 07-30-2014, 08:17 PM

Mine is a cute-E too!

RyuLion · 07-30-2014, 08:19 PM

John-ACWM · 07-31-2014, 03:33 AM

Nice pics, enjoy your rides

georgeyw · 07-31-2014, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Magnetron

You need to scoot up a little closer to her.

And crush her ballsack?

EngineCash · 07-31-2014, 04:08 AM

You are so cute...

Lichen · 07-31-2014, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Mine is a cute-E too!

this thread isn't about you

you insecure fat fuck

Rikki-Nyx · 07-31-2014, 05:02 AM

Why do guys go to poor countries to date girls

johnnyloadproductions · 07-31-2014, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rikki-Nyx

Why do guys go to poor countries to date girls

Did you look at the keychain she is holding? Look at my location under my user handle!

...coincidence?

She's here for a while doing postdoc work in Ames lab. I made her promise over a year ago that if she came back here she would hang out with me.

I've never been so patient with a girl. I took her out and started by saying good bye with a hug.
Fed her a nice dinner, held her hand and she grew alarmed that she didn't want to get attached to anyone because she was supposed to go back to Colombia. I kissed her goodbye later that night.

I kept at it, she resisted, she told me she made a promise to another Colombian man while she was in Spain to be with him, etc.

I started with more intense makeout sessions, heavy petting, than I started dry humping her, then dry humping her hard!
After one session I planted a kiss on her crotch and then I managed to get fellatio.

She freaked out about the whole thing, and I had sex with her the first time this past Friday after 2+ hours of talking in a coffee shop...

It scares her as I'm the only non-Colombian she's been with, unlike guys who will be with anyone, girls tend to only like being with their own race; we're both white for the most part however. We will see, culture and family may get the best of her but according to her I make her so happy.

It was a 6-8 week time frame but I was patient. I'm the 5th guy she's been with and she's older than me, my 22nd.

acctman · 07-31-2014, 05:37 AM

i guess riding bitch behind a female is better than bitch behind a dude

michael.kickass · 07-31-2014, 05:43 AM

She's cute dude.

marcush · 07-31-2014, 05:52 AM

lucky man!

Ferus · 07-31-2014, 06:04 AM

Reminds me I have to go pick up my bike today

- got new wiseco valves in it.
But dont need to pick up girls, since I'm happily married

johnnyloadproductions · 07-31-2014, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus

Reminds me I have to go pick up my bike today

- got new wiseco valves in it.
But dont need to pick up girls, since I'm happily married

I used to have a GSX r600, they're so much fun! They are dangerous though, managed to never get a ticket or get hurt despite getting up to 150.

The thing I love about that Honda metropolitan we are riding is the suspension is almost completely bottomed between the two of us, I always have to brace when we cross potholes or railroad tracks. They way we ride is illegal, but we've never had a problem.

Honda metropolitan brand new is $2k and insurance is $75 for full converage 12 months. I weight just over 200 pounds and it gets 100-110 mpg with me on there... oh, and I get smiles from everyone when I drive by

Double when the two of us ride.

Ferus · 07-31-2014, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

I used to have a GSX r600, they're so much fun! They are dangerous though, managed to never get a ticket or get hurt despite getting up to 150.

The thing I love about that Honda metropolitan we are riding is the suspension is almost completely bottomed between the two of us, I always have to brace when we cross potholes or railroad tracks. They way we ride is illegal, but we've never had a problem.

Honda metropolitan brand new is $2k and insurance is $75 for full converage 12 months. I weight just over 200 pounds and it gets 100-110 mpg with me on there... oh, and I get smiles from everyone when I drive by

Double when the two of us ride.

Good thing about being 35+ years old, is Insurance drop a lot. I pay 1/4 of what I paid when I was under 30.

I ride 50-60 miles to Work each day - mostly hightway, but If i was living in the city, a scooter or 250cc super-motard would be my second bike for sure.

mineistaken · 07-31-2014, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Did you look at the keychain she is holding? Look at my location under my user handle!

...coincidence?

She's here for a while doing postdoc work in Ames lab. I made her promise over a year ago that if she came back here she would hang out with me.

I've never been so patient with a girl. I took her out and started by saying good bye with a hug.
Fed her a nice dinner, held her hand and she grew alarmed that she didn't want to get attached to anyone because she was supposed to go back to Colombia. I kissed her goodbye later that night.

I kept at it, she resisted, she told me she made a promise to another Colombian man while she was in Spain to be with him, etc.

I started with more intense makeout sessions, heavy petting, than I started dry humping her, then dry humping her hard!
After one session I planted a kiss on her crotch and then I managed to get fellatio.

She freaked out about the whole thing, and I had sex with her the first time this past Friday after 2+ hours of talking in a coffee shop...

It scares her as I'm the only non-Colombian she's been with, unlike guys who will be with anyone, girls tend to only like being with their own race; we're both white for the most part however. We will see, culture and family may get the best of her but according to her I make her so happy.

It was a 6-8 week time frame but I was patient. I'm the 5th guy she's been with and she's older than me, my 22nd.

I am sure she would love you sharing this story on porn board.
Have some decency............

johnnyloadproductions · 07-31-2014, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

I am sure she would love you sharing this story on porn board.
Have some decency............

At my expense of being a tool, perhaps some of the hapless keyboard warriors on here will find true love.

RyuLion · 07-31-2014, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lichen

this thread isn't about you

you insecure fat fuck

Rikki-Nyx · 07-31-2014, 06:47 AM

She's very average looking to be going through any kind of hassle for

johnnyloadproductions · 07-31-2014, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rikki-Nyx

She's very average looking to be going through any kind of hassle for

Large brain, PhD in physics.

Tell me, Eddie, how many time will you try to start a paysite in the vein of FTV or modeling site to only have it shutdown?

going on 3+ times now

Rikki-Nyx · 07-31-2014, 08:18 AM

I don't own any porn sites.. who's eddie?

johnnyloadproductions · 07-31-2014, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rikki-Nyx

I don't own any porn sites.. who's eddie?

I've got proof but I could care less because I like you Eddie, I just wish you wouldn't keep shooting yourself in the foot.

mineistaken · 07-31-2014, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Rikki-Nyx

She's very average looking to be going through any kind of hassle for

You are a tool if you do not value personality. As long as the looks are good enough for your taste, as lets be honest, you must be attracted physically of course.

DamianJ · 07-31-2014, 08:39 AM

"Darling, look what I did to show my love for you, that's right, I posted your pictures on a porn board."

Pipecrew · 07-31-2014, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

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It scares her as I'm the only non-Colombian she's been with, unlike guys who will be with anyone, girls tend to only like being with their own race; we're both white for the most part however. We will see, culture and family may get the best of her but according to her I make her so happy.

It was a 6-8 week time frame but I was patient. I'm the 5th guy she's been with and she's older than me, my 22nd.

I will save you some time. Colombians want two things

1) money
2) a way to get the fuck of of Colombia

johnnyloadproductions · 07-31-2014, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I will save you some time. Colombians want two things

1) money
2) a way to get the fuck of of Colombia

Looks like it's time to make some anchor babies!

LMAO

TeenCat · 07-31-2014, 08:57 AM

still no tits ...

Markul · 07-31-2014, 08:59 AM

Congrats.............?

Rochard · 07-31-2014, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Did you look at the keychain she is holding? Look at my location under my user handle!

...coincidence?

She's here for a while doing postdoc work in Ames lab. I made her promise over a year ago that if she came back here she would hang out with me.

I've never been so patient with a girl. I took her out and started by saying good bye with a hug.
Fed her a nice dinner, held her hand and she grew alarmed that she didn't want to get attached to anyone because she was supposed to go back to Colombia. I kissed her goodbye later that night.

I kept at it, she resisted, she told me she made a promise to another Colombian man while she was in Spain to be with him, etc.

I started with more intense makeout sessions, heavy petting, than I started dry humping her, then dry humping her hard!
After one session I planted a kiss on her crotch and then I managed to get fellatio.

She freaked out about the whole thing, and I had sex with her the first time this past Friday after 2+ hours of talking in a coffee shop...

It scares her as I'm the only non-Colombian she's been with, unlike guys who will be with anyone, girls tend to only like being with their own race; we're both white for the most part however. We will see, culture and family may get the best of her but according to her I make her so happy.

It was a 6-8 week time frame but I was patient. I'm the 5th guy she's been with and she's older than me, my 22nd.

She's cute, but way too much information.

PaperstreetWinston · 07-31-2014, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

She's cute, but way too much information.

He's obviously just happy

Enjoy the romance while it lasts

1215 · 07-31-2014, 12:01 PM

Wonder if any ladies got to see your bike seat ass

Magnetron · 07-31-2014, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Did you look at the keychain she is holding? Look at my location under my user handle!

...coincidence?

I didn't see any cornfield backgrounds in your pics.

Magnetron · 07-31-2014, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

She's cute, but way too much information.

From the King of TMI himself.

Which means way way way too much information.

The Porn Nerd · 07-31-2014, 12:25 PM

Wow I didn't know you had such long hair....and your GF looks like a dude....oh wait, I may have you two mixed up. :D

atom · 07-31-2014, 12:33 PM

Congrats on being happy! If you are ever up in the Minneapolis area, lets do dinner. I'll buy.

LeeD · 07-31-2014, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Did you look at the keychain she is holding? Look at my location under my user handle!

...coincidence?

She's here for a while doing postdoc work in Ames lab. I made her promise over a year ago that if she came back here she would hang out with me.

I've never been so patient with a girl. I took her out and started by saying good bye with a hug.
Fed her a nice dinner, held her hand and she grew alarmed that she didn't want to get attached to anyone because she was supposed to go back to Colombia. I kissed her goodbye later that night.

I kept at it, she resisted, she told me she made a promise to another Colombian man while she was in Spain to be with him, etc.

I started with more intense makeout sessions, heavy petting, than I started dry humping her, then dry humping her hard!
After one session I planted a kiss on her crotch and then I managed to get fellatio.

She freaked out about the whole thing, and I had sex with her the first time this past Friday after 2+ hours of talking in a coffee shop...

It scares her as I'm the only non-Colombian she's been with, unlike guys who will be with anyone, girls tend to only like being with their own race; we're both white for the most part however. We will see, culture and family may get the best of her but according to her I make her so happy.

It was a 6-8 week time frame but I was patient. I'm the 5th guy she's been with and she's older than me, my 22nd.

Awww, that's actually sweet, hope it goes well for you!

_Richard_ · 07-31-2014, 12:38 PM

sigh. met some random chick in vegas who was a 'doctor from columbia'.. figured she was a hooker and booked it

chicks from columbia are definitely worth a conversation

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