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edgeprod · 02-01-2015, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by x12media

What type of work are you looking to get done... ??
you can hit me on skype : pixelsofa

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x12media · 02-01-2015, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

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bait ???

celandina · 02-02-2015, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by x12media

What type of work are you looking to get done... ??
you can hit me on skype : pixelsofa

I have a site, not quite sure, but believe its the latest JAVA doohikie ( do not piss on me I do the business and I said elsewhere here I do not know the difference between Java and a Cappuccino.)

Basically, I have a movie site ( DRM downloads, DVD and Streaming) NOT a membership site buy or rent per movie, we are hooked up to a payment processor. Unfortunately, just as smart and good my geeks are they get paid a lot more money by CIA, NATO and major banks to provide their security and my site is just a hobby with babes to them. I need somebody who does not make 8,000/ week ( see above) and who can do it all from the scratch.

So, I am looking for and option of building a brand new site and even more important maintaining it after. I do not care if it is off the shelf or built from the ground up.

Unfortunately I only have mainstream Skype ( we also make movies for Disney

)
So either here or e mail, for now.

I still do not know how to get messages here on this site.

edgeprod · 02-02-2015, 09:08 AM

I love "I don't know the difference between Java and a Cappuccino" -- can I use that?

x12media · 02-02-2015, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina

Unfortunately I only have mainstream Skype ( we also make movies for Disney

)
So either here or e mail, for now.

I still do not know how to get messages here on this site.

Not sure there are different versions of Skype.. but you got my Skype ID..

edgeprod · 02-02-2015, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by x12media

Not sure there are different versions of Skype.. but you got my Skype ID..

.... LOL. Think about it for a minute, and it should become clear what he meant.

celandina · 02-03-2015, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I love "I don't know the difference between Java and a Cappuccino" -- can I use that?

Of course you can.... and since we made up

I will give you a couple more attributed to me by a film press.

" I could not pick him from a crowd of two"

and a decade ago in Variety

" Script ? What script? You can have Bruce Willis read the Yellow Pages and you'll make money"

I am sure they can be altered to fit your business.

vdbucks · 02-03-2015, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TMM_John

Yes, there are postbacks that he can use to call a script of his to process data post sale (rebill, expire, etc.). I believe that's the script he's looking for someone to write for him.

We have one of these, but it's not paypal specific.

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Surprised nobody has a nats postback script for wordpress yet, that would likely sell a copy or two as a paid add-on.

We have one of these too. Actually, the nats posting back to wordpress didn't work out so well, so what we did is authenticate logins to our wordpress sites through nats then create the user in wordpress.

x12media · 02-04-2015, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by celandina

Of course you can.... and since we made up

I will give you a couple more attributed to me by a film press.

" I could not pick him from a crowd of two"

and a decade ago in Variety

" Script ? What script? You can have Bruce Willis read the Yellow Pages and you'll make money"

I am sure they can be altered to fit your business.

Do you only respond to post that attack you ??

I actually was interested in seeing what seriousness you had to offer... but hell, you only respond to post that people slam you on..

celandina · 02-05-2015, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by x12media

Do you only respond to post that attack you ??

I actually was interested in seeing what seriousness you had to offer... but hell, you only respond to post that people slam you on..

Of course not, I did above outlined in "layman strokes" what I need, you could have answered to it "no problem" or " i do not do Java" or " oh yes I could do that" .... But instead you did ask me that you are not sure about different Skypes. For now I do e mail, or will try to figure the Skype later.

And guess what I would actually like to know if this Forum has private messaging if yes, i cannot find it. If I ever do figure it out i will answer you quickly.

Also I have said I still have programmers but need to replace them.

I have not lost and will not loose this thread incl. your posts I just have not yet figured out how to communicate here other then e mail or this public posts.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-05-2015, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina

Of course not, I did above outlined in "layman strokes" what I need, you could have answered to it "no problem" or " i do not do Java" or " oh yes I could do that" .... But instead you did ask me that you are not sure about different Skypes. For now I do e mail, or will try to figure the Skype later.

And guess what I would actually like to know if this Forum has private messaging if yes, i cannot find it. If I ever do figure it out i will answer you quickly.

Also I have said I still have programmers but need to replace them.

I have not lost and will not loose this thread incl. your posts I just have not yet figured out how to communicate here other then e mail or this public posts.

Click on the USER CP up at the top left and then go to private messages in the menu and send a message to whomever you want.

Or go to the user profile of the person you want to send to by clicking on their name and hitting private message.

x12media · 02-06-2015, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Click on the USER CP up at the top left and then go to private messages in the menu and send a message to whomever you want.

Or go to the user profile of the person you want to send to by clicking on their name and hitting private message.

Do you have to be confirmed member before that shows ?? I thought it was only available at a certain point or something...

x12media · 02-06-2015, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by celandina

Of course not, I did above outlined in "layman strokes" what I need, you could have answered to it "no problem" or " i do not do Java" or " oh yes I could do that" .... But instead you did ask me that you are not sure about different Skypes. For now I do e mail, or will try to figure the Skype later.

Your outline is NOT an outline..

so yes I know JAVA.. its a piece of shit on most things, but yes I know it.. (but again, it depends on what you are doing, and what you need done) you don't pick the language for the solution, you pick the solution that is best for the problem. (regardless of language) unless you have specific dependencies that require you to do such.

And as for Skype ... you cant figure out how to use Skype ?? goto Skype.com , download it, install, create account .. done..

or why not just post your email address ?? if you are concerned that someone is going to spam you, then goto gmail and create a free email account and post that address.

I doubt you will ever find any "reliable" help on this forum if you are coming across this shady.

just my

hadden · 02-06-2015, 12:44 PM

Java for enterprises

x12media · 02-06-2015, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by hadden

Java for enterprises

lol :-)

I rather code the whole thing in c++ then spend time in Java.

But again, he just said "Java Thingie" I haven't coded one of those yet..

A "Java Thingie" could be a NODE.js site, or hell a ton of groovy code and microsoft.net to boot. (and I don't touch microshit at all, no matter the pay)

There are a ton of scripts that do what he "sorta says" he does, and doesn't need a developer for. But its like trying to pull teeth to get to what "does he want".

I am starting to think I should have heeded the warning from above and walk away at first post.

VladS · 02-06-2015, 01:49 PM

Badda boom, badda bing

celandina · 02-07-2015, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by x12media

lol :-)

I rather code the whole thing in c++ then spend time in Java.

But again, he just said "Java Thingie" I haven't coded one of those yet..

A "Java Thingie" could be a NODE.js site, or hell a ton of groovy code and microsoft.net to boot. (and I don't touch microshit at all, no matter the pay)

There are a ton of scripts that do what he "sorta says" he does, and doesn't need a developer for. But its like trying to pull teeth to get to what "does he want".

I am starting to think I should have heeded the warning from above and walk away at first post.

I am getting more confused by the day. I have working website, my geeks tell me it was PHP for 6 years, but last year it was completely reworked and updated in JAVA. Once I separate from them I will have two choices. Either take over the site ( that is where the Java requirement came from) or in " Chinese hyerogliphics". Are these better ? that is why I am here because i do not know.

x12media · 02-07-2015, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by celandina

I am getting more confused by the day. I have working website, my geeks tell me it was PHP for 6 years, but last year it was completely reworked and updated in JAVA. Once I separate from them I will have two choices. Either take over the site ( that is where the Java requirement came from) or in " Chinese hyerogliphics". Are these better ? that is why I am here because i do not know.

I was probably the only REAL person here that was willing to help you, but either you were dropped on your head many many times in the past, or your completely out of your mind.

You clearly have NO clue, and the sad part is, you said that.. but how hard it is to offer up an email, or what ever , so you can stop making a complete fool of yourself trying to act smart and or funny on your responses. (they are not funny anymore) Actually a bit more on the sad side.. like watching a fish flop out of water...

Whats the URL and I can tell you in .02 seconds what its written in.
(or is that top secret too ??)

hadden · 02-07-2015, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by x12media

lol :-)

I rather code the whole thing in c++ then spend time in Java.

But again, he just said "Java Thingie" I haven't coded one of those yet..

A "Java Thingie" could be a NODE.js site, or hell a ton of groovy code and microsoft.net to boot. (and I don't touch microshit at all, no matter the pay)

There are a ton of scripts that do what he "sorta says" he does, and doesn't need a developer for. But its like trying to pull teeth to get to what "does he want".

I am starting to think I should have heeded the warning from above and walk away at first post.

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x12media · 02-07-2015, 02:38 PM

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yea no shit !

celandina · 02-08-2015, 04:12 AM

you both win

celandina · 02-08-2015, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by x12media

I was probably the only REAL person here that was willing to help you, but either you were dropped on your head many many times in the past, or your completely out of your mind.

You clearly have NO clue, and the sad part is, you said that.. but how hard it is to offer up an email, or what ever , so you can stop making a complete fool of yourself trying to act smart and or funny on your responses. (they are not funny anymore) Actually a bit more on the sad side.. like watching a fish flop out of water...

Whats the URL and I can tell you in .02 seconds what its written in.
(or is that top secret too ??)

My e mail

[email protected]

write me and I will give you a link and take your assurance you will not publish it . The reason being no other then that my current guys visit here once a while and I do not want to have my site disappear before I have a new one.

x12media · 02-08-2015, 08:01 PM

email sent

venus · 02-08-2015, 08:57 PM

and its amazing how this thread morphed from my original post

x12media · 02-09-2015, 12:48 PM

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and its amazing how this thread morphed from my original post

Your right.. and I didnt realize to just now when you pointed it out that it was hijacked.. :-(

Did you ever get a solution on your end ?

venus · 02-09-2015, 02:15 PM

nope, not yet, talked to TMM about it but they complicated it so much we said cancel the work order

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Did you ever get a solution on your end ?

x12media · 02-09-2015, 03:19 PM

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nope, not yet, talked to TMM about it but they complicated it so much we said cancel the work order

sent you pm

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