Hot or Not Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini, Crashes Into A Van - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 07-13-2015, 07:14 AM

A driver has been left red-faced after she crashed her Mini into the back of a van - while pleasuring herself.

The anonymous woman, who was stuck in traffic at the time, got a jolt from the blue when her car suddenly lurched forwards and hit the M&J Seafood van in front of her.

Described as ?fit? and in her 30s, the woman swapped details after the accident - but it wasn?t until van bosses checked the footage from the camera at the back of the vehicle that they noticed what caused the crash.

The woman had been using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic.

A source told Gloucestershire Echo that the van driver was worried about getting the sack as the accident happened on his first ever shift for the company.

They said: ?The bosses told him it wasn?t his fault and then said ?Have you seen this??.

?He was like 'what the ****?.

?They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit.?

Despite a lot of requests, M&J Seafood are refusing to release the video, saying the matter was in the hands of their insurers.

Wonder if they have policies that cover for what that woman was up to?

Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini, Crashes Into A Van - Yahoo News

EliteWebmaster · 07-13-2015, 07:21 AM

I bet Vivid will track her down and offer her a million dollars to pleasure herself on DVD

L-Pink · 07-13-2015, 07:24 AM

That's why I only beat-off while driving an automatic.

Slick · 07-13-2015, 08:11 AM

Can you imagine though, if it was the other way around and it was a guy jacking off and it happened, he'd be charged for indecent exposure, called a pervert, and everything else, but it's a woman, so it's ok

CamTraffic · 07-13-2015, 08:19 AM

Love it. There are a few cam models that are doing it.
Dani too:

wehateporn · 07-13-2015, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Slick

Can you imagine though, if it was the other way around and it was a guy jacking off and it happened, he'd be charged for indecent exposure, called a pervert, and everything else, but it's a woman, so it's ok

Especially when you kill a kid

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Scott McD · 07-13-2015, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Slick

Can you imagine though, if it was the other way around and it was a guy jacking off and it happened, he'd be charged for indecent exposure, called a pervert, and everything else, but it's a woman, so it's ok

Yup.

But this is a woman and she is "fit" so all is fine. Same as those school teachers who fuck the pupils. Woman teacher = it's OK.
Guy teacher = lose job and jailed.

romeo22 · 07-13-2015, 10:13 AM

So the van was smeling like a pussy

Strap On Princess · 07-13-2015, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

I bet Vivid will track her down and offer her a million dollars to pleasure herself on DVD

I'm going to start playing with myself in traffic lol!

michael.kickass · 07-13-2015, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic

Love it. There are a few cam models that are doing it.
Dani too:

Dani Daniels is fukn hot!

blackmonsters · 07-13-2015, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

I bet Vivid will track her down and offer her a million dollars to pleasure herself on DVD

Vivid won't offer shit.......because she would take it.

PornoPlopedia · 07-13-2015, 12:08 PM

did she squirt ?

brassmonkey · 07-13-2015, 12:41 PM

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did she squirt ?

that's why the wheel was slippery

TheSquealer · 07-13-2015, 05:14 PM

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ErectMedia · 07-13-2015, 05:17 PM

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SilentKnight · 07-13-2015, 05:31 PM

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So the van was smeling like a pussy

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