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Old 09-28-2015, 11:09 AM   #1
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adultcentro Do you bite your fingernails or wipe boogers under your desk?

I do. I have fingernails all over my desk and boogers under the top of my desk.
The boogers are now petrified to the point that I would have to chip them off with a chisel. I wipe them under there after picking my nose because I am too lazy to get up and grab a tissue or a napkin.

Is this the norm? Or am I a filthy, slob, shit pig?
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:11 AM   #2
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I just looked to my right and there's a fingernail...

No boogers, though, snot rockets are more fun than fingering them..
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:13 AM   #3
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I have a glass desk - Nobody wants to see that...
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:14 AM   #4
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The underside of my desk has a 1 inch thick layer of dried jizz.
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:18 AM   #5
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i cant a4d a desk...
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:26 AM   #6
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I thought boogers were meant to be picked, rolled, and flicked ?!?
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:28 AM   #7
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i cant a4d a desk...
yes, because you are too busy eating your own shit
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:39 AM   #8
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yes, because you are too busy eating your own shit
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:51 AM   #9
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No.

Growing up I had a lot of problems.

I wet the bed, had bad tourettes (still have some mild forms of it), picked my nose.
Funny thing is I wet the bed when I stayed the night at friends' houses a few times. I remember one of my friends dad's holding a sheet I slept in up to his nose, smelling it, and saying that it was wet. It was because I pissed in it you stupid dummy! (I was only 7 or 8 at the time).

I still jack off a couple times a day though.
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Old 09-28-2015, 11:57 AM   #10
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On a side note. I've always wondered what it'd be like to be one of those kids that shit his pants growing up.

Everyone quietly talked about it for years behind your back.

POOOOOOOOOPPP LOL
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Old 09-28-2015, 04:22 PM   #11
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Can you just start posting disgusting pictures again? This ain't workin for me.
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:07 PM   #12
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Old 09-28-2015, 07:31 PM   #13
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bite fingernails=yes
boogers into tissue or flicked on carpet and vacuumed up someday.
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Old 09-28-2015, 08:27 PM   #14
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Why waste a good booger by placing it under the desk?
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