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Join Date: Mar 2004
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![]() I do. I have fingernails all over my desk and boogers under the top of my desk.
The boogers are now petrified to the point that I would have to chip them off with a chisel. I wipe them under there after picking my nose because I am too lazy to get up and grab a tissue or a napkin. Is this the norm? Or am I a filthy, slob, shit pig? |
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I just looked to my right and there's a fingernail...
![]() No boogers, though, snot rockets are more fun than fingering them..
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon...
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I have a glass desk - Nobody wants to see that...
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Let's do some business!
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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The underside of my desk has a 1 inch thick layer of dried jizz.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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i cant a4d a desk...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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I thought boogers were meant to be picked, rolled, and flicked ?!?
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Fakecoin Investor
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Location: New Delhi, IN
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yes, because you are too busy eating your own shit
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VIP
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Account Shutdown
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No.
Growing up I had a lot of problems. I wet the bed, had bad tourettes (still have some mild forms of it), picked my nose. Funny thing is I wet the bed when I stayed the night at friends' houses a few times. I remember one of my friends dad's holding a sheet I slept in up to his nose, smelling it, and saying that it was wet. It was because I pissed in it you stupid dummy! ![]() I still jack off a couple times a day though. ![]() |
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Account Shutdown
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On a side note. I've always wondered what it'd be like to be one of those kids that shit his pants growing up.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 29,032
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Can you just start posting disgusting pictures again? This ain't workin for me.
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Icq: 14420613
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Location: chicago
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Confirmed Chicago Pimp
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Location: Chicago
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bite fingernails=yes
boogers into tissue or flicked on carpet and vacuumed up someday. ![]() |
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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Why waste a good booger by placing it under the desk?
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