LOL the prioners are spending their time learning Systema - GoFuckYourself.com

just a punk · 11-03-2015, 06:24 AM

Those are inmates of some Russian prison:

I can be wrong, but seems some of guards gave them a real pistol (not even mention an axe). BTW, the Bon Jovi's song with a mock Russian accent is funny

P.S. The pistol takeouts look like a real street magic. Watch that video at 1:16.

DraX · 11-03-2015, 08:17 AM

Training is good, but it's more unpredictable in real life. Funny video though, big ass russian but looks quite agile.

I'd like to call him Mr lumberjack

just a punk · 11-03-2015, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DraX

Training is good, but it's more unpredictable in real life. Funny video though, big ass russian but looks quite agile.

That's not correct actually. Systema is made to work in the real life, not in the sport arena because it's not about wining your opponent. It's about killing him.

For example:

As you can see, the MMA fighters are not able to win. They just following the rules (any sport has rules) while Systema is not a sport. It's a fighting system. One more example - the Korean fighter who has got a certificate in Russia Systema:

We - Russians are stupid people. That's why we are using math and physic knowledge for everything we do. We have used it to win a space race by sending a first satellite and a first man to the outer space. We are using this knowledge to make the the assault riffles, rockets and missiles. Even martial arts in Russia are based on math and physic knowledge. Yes, we are such imbeciles that can not invent anything without mathematical formulas. We are a doomed nation.

The MMA fighter wonders how that guy can take straight punches to his liver: "don't scare me, I'm gonna hit - stay where you are, don't move"

Rob · 11-03-2015, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

We - Russians are stupid people.

just a punk · 11-03-2015, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Yes Rob, I did. So what will be your next movie? Have you thought about it before posing your comment, or you are still not sure?

Sarn · 11-03-2015, 09:46 AM

CyberSEO you are idiot

Sarn · 11-03-2015, 09:52 AM

just a punk · 11-03-2015, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarn

CyberSEO you are idiot

The only thing I can say is that you need to improve your English. This will help you to survive here, just believe me, my little friend

$money$ · 11-03-2015, 09:55 AM

why are his boots blurred in first video

just a punk · 11-03-2015, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by $money$

why are his boots blurred in first video

Are they? I haven't seen that. Could you please tell me which minute to watch from? That's a Russian prison and I thought that video is funny because the inmates have an axe and a pistol

Ferus · 11-03-2015, 10:58 AM

Dont skip leg day

$money$ · 11-03-2015, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by cyberseo

are they? I haven't seen that. Could you please tell me which minute to watch from? That's a russian prison and i thought that video is funny because the inmates have an axe and a pistol

0:10 - 0.25

lezinterracial · 11-03-2015, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Those are inmates of some Russian prison:

I can be wrong, but seems some of guards gave them a real pistol (not even mention an axe). BTW, the Bon Jovi's song with a mock Russian accent is funny

P.S. The pistol takeouts look like a real street magic. Watch that video at 1:16.

Those dudes are huge. Is it one of those Goodfellas situations where the hi-level gangsters pay the guards and get to do what they want in the prisons?

Google Expert · 11-03-2015, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Those are inmates of some Russian prison:

I can be wrong, but seems some of guards gave them a real pistol (not even mention an axe). BTW, the Bon Jovi's song with a mock Russian accent is funny

P.S. The pistol takeouts look like a real street magic. Watch that video at 1:16.

That lardass pig would be knocked the fuck out within 3 secs by an amateur Welterweight boxer

PluginForage · 11-03-2015, 01:21 PM

I learned something. Never bring a knife when a gun would serve you better. Never pull a gun if you are not going to shoot first and ask questions later.

Struggle4Bucks · 11-03-2015, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

That's not correct actually. Systema is made to work in the real life, not in the sport arena because it's not about wining your opponent. It's about killing him.

For example:

As you can see, the MMA fighters are not able to win. They just following the rules (any sport has rules) while Systema is not a sport. It's a fighting system. One more example - the Korean fighter who has got a certificate in Russia Systema:

We - Russians are stupid people. That's why we are using math and physic knowledge for everything we do. We have used it to win a space race by sending a first satellite and a first man to the outer space. We are using this knowledge to make the the assault riffles, rockets and missiles. Even martial arts in Russia are based on math and physic knowledge. Yes, we are such imbeciles that can not invent anything without mathematical formulas. We are a doomed nation.

The MMA fighter wonders how that guy can take straight punches to his liver: "don't scare me, I'm gonna hit - stay where you are, don't move"

These are not "real life" videos... they are demonstrative videos in a uhhh "sportive-setting"... So Drax was pretty accurate actually....

just a punk · 11-03-2015, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Muad'Dib

That lardass pig would be knocked the fuck out within 3 secs by an amateur Welterweight boxer

Of course he won't. He will stub and kill you with a knife in a fraction of a second. Systema is not a classic martial art for a honest boxing. It's the easiest way to complete the fight as quick as possible and lose as low energy as possible. It's fully based on physics and mechanics what we learned in the school. Russian Spetsnaz uses it - those guys are not boxers or MMA fighters (note those guys doing math calculations even in stress situations). They are get paid for something different.

P.S. Yes, math and physics are everywhere in that country ;)

midfinger · 11-03-2015, 09:52 PM

I took systema for a while. I totally confident now that if anybody comes at me in slow motion I will level them.

just a punk · 11-04-2015, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by midfinger

I took systema for a while. I totally confident now that if anybody comes at me in slow motion I will level them.

Hmm, as you say. But I wouldn't say it's slow...

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Is it one of those Goodfellas situations where the hi-level gangsters pay the guards and get to do what they want in the prisons?

No it's a bit different situation. For example, if you want to order a restaurant food or a prostitute, it will cost you about +3x times more than if you do it outside the prison. If you want to live in a personal room with xbox or playstation (usually one room per 2 persons), you will have to pay the guards about $500 a month. On this video it looks like guards just give them axes and pistols because they seem to be getting fun out of the show ;)

P.S. The shrek on the 1st video does it like he is a former member of special forces. Look how he handles a pistol and a knife - always aiming arteries.

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