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sarettah · 12-17-2015, 09:26 AM

So, go ahead and ask me anything.

I had fun the other day with the bullshit ask me anything thread I made so this one is for real.

I will be gone for about an hour doing the morning errands but will check when I get back.

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SIK · 12-17-2015, 09:32 AM

how would you rate yourself on a scale 1 to 7 when it comes to giving a blowjob?

Mediamix · 12-17-2015, 09:35 AM

Can you make a christmas video with you singing the best christmas songs?

Coup · 12-17-2015, 09:35 AM

Do you lie down with ladies, op?

Coup · 12-17-2015, 09:36 AM

Whats your favorite brand of ketchup?

Coup · 12-17-2015, 09:37 AM

Who is your favorite friend from hit 90's sitcom "Friends"

Coup · 12-17-2015, 09:38 AM

do you like the song "lesbian seagull" by Engelbert Humperdinck

OneHungLo · 12-17-2015, 09:56 AM

Choose one:

A) never have sex again
B) never masturbate again

BIGTYMER · 12-17-2015, 09:57 AM

Is an egg a fruit or a vegtable?

ArtificialTraffic · 12-17-2015, 10:35 AM

What is your codename, coding OP?

BIGTYMER · 12-17-2015, 10:37 AM

Do bees even have knees?

nm_ · 12-17-2015, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

So, go ahead and ask me anything.

I had fun the other day with the bullshit ask me anything thread I made so this one is for real.why

I will be gone for about an hour doing the morning errands but will check when I get back.

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How would you take camfoxes to the next level?
If you had a similar app, but with multi domain support and ~30 custom whitelabels running off it, what would u do with it :P

BIGTYMER · 12-17-2015, 10:51 AM

How long do I have to stare at the sun to go blind?

clickity click · 12-17-2015, 10:52 AM

Do you piss standing up or sitting down?

clickity click · 12-17-2015, 10:52 AM

What you coding?

BIGTYMER · 12-17-2015, 11:00 AM

Since man has a tailbone how long do you think our tail was?

I've always wanted a tail. Fucking evolution!

I guess I'll have to settle for a nice rattail..

sarettah · 12-17-2015, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SIK

how would you rate yourself on a scale 1 to 7 when it comes to giving a blowjob?

I don't know as I have bnever given a blowjob. Is 1 best or worst?

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Originally Posted by Mediamix

Can you make a christmas video with you singing the best christmas songs?

Yes, I could but you would not want to see it or listen to it.

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Originally Posted by Coup

Do you lie down with ladies, op?

Not anymore, now I just lie down with one lady.

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Originally Posted by Coup

Whats your favorite brand of ketchup?

Best choice but I don't really do ketchup anymore because I have cut down on the sodium a lot.

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Originally Posted by Coup

Who is your favorite friend from hit 90's sitcom "Friends"

I never watched it so I would have ot say Jennifer Aniston since that is the only name I remember from being in it.

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Originally Posted by Coup

do you like the song "lesbian seagull" by Engelbert Humperdinck

I have never heard it.

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Choose one:

A) never have sex again
B) never masturbate again

B

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Is an egg a fruit or a vegtable?

Neither

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Originally Posted by ArtificialTraffic

What is your codename, coding OP?

Herman Snitzlfritz

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Do bees even have knees?

Yes

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

How long do I have to stare at the sun to go blind?

Have to experiment to find out.

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Do you piss standing up or sitting down?

Standing up usually.

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

Since man has a tailbone how long do you think our tail was?

I've always wanted a tail. Fucking evolution!

I guess I'll have to settle for a nice rattail..

I am thinking it was kind of like a horses tail.

sarettah · 12-17-2015, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

What you coding?

I have several things on my plate this afternoon.

A widget for a website. Won't go into more detail than that.

I am also going to be looking at what it will take to integrate a scraper that will use a major pinsites API into an existing system.

I have a multi file upload piece to put into an existing system. Will probably use a Jquery multi file upload to accomplish that.

I need to figure out a way to integrate some addition controls into an existing system so that portions of it can be turned off and on more easily.

Those are all client projects.

I also will hopefully get some time in on one or 2 pet projects.

edited in: Just checked my notes and I also have to find time for a database update for my Navy alumni site. Past due by a couple of days on that.

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sarettah · 12-17-2015, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by nm_

How would you take camfoxes to the next level?
If you had a similar app, but with multi domain support and ~30 custom whitelabels running off it, what would u do with it :P

I have actually thought long and hard on that.

I think I am just leaving Camfoxes as is but will be trying to push more traffic to it. Right now there are virtually no backlinks to Camfoxes. 1 or 2 but I have never really pursued getting backlinks to it.

I have several different multi site solutions that I have written but I have not made them live as of yet because I am really bad about finishing my own projects. I am trying to get better at it.

I do not know what I would do with a custom app wiith 30 custom whitelabels off of it..lol. I will be seeing how a multi suite with several whitelabels running off of it will do. Hopefully will have that launched near the beginning of the year if I can stay focused enough to get it done. Right now the front end pulls in feeds from CB, Bonga, Fapshowds and Pussycash/WCW. I have the docs for streammate and might add that to the mix. The front end is fairly dynamic so can handle pretty much any feed coming in. The backend - display control portion is where I am laboring the most. Trying to build the infrastructure out to handle all the variations.

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SIK · 12-17-2015, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

I don't know as I have bnever given a blowjob. Is 1 best or worst?

1 is worst.
Do an estimation on how good you'd be.

nm_ · 12-17-2015, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

I have actually thought long and hard on that.

I think I am just leaving Camfoxes as is but will be trying to push more traffic to it. Right now there are virtually no backlinks to Camfoxes. 1 or 2 but I have never really pursued getting backlinks to it.

I have several different multi site solutions that I have written but I have not made them live as of yet because I am really bad about finishing my own projects. I am trying to get better at it.

I do not know what I would do with a custom app wiith 30 custom whitelabels off of it..lol. I will be seeing how a multi suite with several whitelabels running off of it will do. Hopefully will have that launched near the beginning of the year if I can stay focused enough to get it done. Right now the front end pulls in feeds from CB, Bonga, Fapshowds and Pussycash/WCW. I have the docs for streammate and might add that to the mix. The front end is fairly dynamic so can handle pretty much any feed coming in. The backend - display control portion is where I am laboring the most. Trying to build the infrastructure out to handle all the variations.

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Nice, I have streammate/cb live on my app, bonga feed is importing but not live. The biggest challenge im having right now is growing traffic organically for each domain without being completely spammy. I've been running this app live for like 6 months already.

I agree that infrastructure is important too. Every feed is slightly different, making it harder to standardize things on our end.

plaster · 12-17-2015, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SIK

1 is worst.
Do an estimation on how good you'd be.

Can you...

SIK · 12-17-2015, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

Can you...

This ain't my thread.

sarettah · 12-17-2015, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by nm_

Nice, I have streammate/cb live on my app, bonga feed is importing but not live. The biggest challenge im having right now is growing traffic organically for each domain without being completely spammy. I've been running this app live for like 6 months already.

I agree that infrastructure is important too. Every feed is slightly different, making it harder to standardize things on our end.

I try to standardize stuff as it comes in. So all feeds combine to make one common feed per se.

Where I need infrastructure is to control the output. Which ones are free, which ones I can do a preview of, which ones get blocked by adblocker when you iframe them, that sort of thing.

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sarettah · 12-17-2015, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sik

1 is worst.
Do an estimation on how good you'd be.

-100

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JFK · 12-17-2015, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SIK

This ain't my thread.

JesseQuinn · 12-17-2015, 02:17 PM

what music do you listen to while you work?

nothing sucky please though, the image of you working to def leppard or some ish would ruin my opinion of you =p

for true though, to anyone who needs a coder hire this man. brilliant, prompt, communicative and knows his ish. by leaps and bounds the most positive experience I've ever had outsourcing work beyond my skill level

(even though he's not a girl)

SIK · 12-17-2015, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

-100

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So, you suck...

xXXtesy10 · 12-17-2015, 02:53 PM

does manwin suck a mean dick?

Coup · 12-17-2015, 02:59 PM

if a woodchuck that could chuck wood could no longer chuck wood what would a woodchuck do if he could no longer chuck wood like a wood chuck could?

The Porn Nerd · 12-17-2015, 03:01 PM

Am I worthy?

EddyTheDog · 12-17-2015, 03:04 PM

Are you actually 'coding' or just typing random things on a keyboard and hoping it will do something?..

sarettah · 12-17-2015, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

what music do you listen to while you work?

I don't always have music going while I work. I sometimes do but I just as often have the TV on or nothing going (especially if I am zoned in on what I am doing).

If I have music on it is usually whatever is on Deep Tracks on Sirius/Xm or our local classic rock station.

If I have the TV on it is usually on GRIT (Westerns and Walker). I killed off my cable about 5 years ago so I just have what is over the air.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

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Originally Posted by SIK

So, you suck...

Pretty much.

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Originally Posted by xXXtesy10

does manwin suck a mean dick?

Manwin sucks big donkey dicks.

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Originally Posted by Coup

if a woodchuck that could chuck wood could no longer chuck wood what would a woodchuck do if he could no longer chuck wood like a wood chuck could?

If a woodchuck that could chuck wood could no longer chuck wood he would probably fuck if he could and that is what a woodchuck would do if he could no longer chuck wood like a wood chuck could.

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Am I worthy?

Somewhat, although I worry about you at times.

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Are you actually 'coding' or just typing random things on a keyboard and hoping it will do something?..

Yes.

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clickity click · 12-17-2015, 03:42 PM

Did you ever punch anyone in the face?

sarettah · 12-17-2015, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Did you ever punch anyone in the face?

Not that I can remember. Maybe one of my brothers when I was little. I have not been in a real physical altercation since I was 13.

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plaster · 12-17-2015, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SIK

1 is worst.
Do an estimation on how good you'd be.

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Originally Posted by plaster

Can you...

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIK

This ain't my thread.

The OP was starting an ask me anything... you should have phrased:

Can you do an estimation on how good you'd be?

xXXtesy10 · 12-17-2015, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

The OP was starting an ask me anything... you should have phrased:

Can you do an estimation on how good you'd be?

you on board for sex man?

would not be first

adultchatpay · 12-18-2015, 04:51 AM

I have cam sites (White Label).
I have $500 to spend for traffic.
What should i do next to make profit?

sarettah · 12-18-2015, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by adultchatpay

I have cam sites (White Label).
I have $500 to spend for traffic.
What should i do next to make profit?

I have no idea.

I have never bought traffic for cams. From what I understand purchased traffic is not the best for cams but that is just what I have heard.

Are your whitelabels in the SEs? If not then I would build out custom sites using cam xml feeds instead of whitelabels and then use the money to get some decent backlinks going or to buy beer.

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Andreweb · 12-18-2015, 10:54 AM

Hello sarettah , I saw some of your projects and I appreciate your skills ! Well now my question : first of all I must say that my programing skills are limited for example I am able to make a responsive site in php with text images , iframes etc but I am not able to parse cams from an xml api ... so I wonder if there is some place on internet where to learn how to do that how to build a cam site using apis(a kind of tutorial) or I just need to quit and stay with WLs and my sites were I use iframes ! Thanks !

The Porn Nerd · 12-18-2015, 10:57 AM

Why do you worry about me sometimes?

(I'm a happy, successful fellow who perhaps works too many hours and sometimes give people shit for little reason but in the end I y to be as helpful as possible.)

SIK · 12-18-2015, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by plaster

The OP was starting an ask me anything... you should have phrased:

Can you do an estimation on how good you'd be?

Gee whiz, thanks.

BIGTYMER · 12-18-2015, 11:06 AM

I've always wanted to be on YouTube. How can I get YouTube to come film me?

plaster · 12-18-2015, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SIK

Gee whiz, thanks.

Welcome and no problemo

sarettah · 12-18-2015, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Why do you worry about me sometimes?

(I'm a happy, successful fellow who perhaps works too many hours and sometimes give people shit for little reason but in the end I y to be as helpful as possible.)

You are usually predictable in where you will stand on an issue but occasionally you surprise me with your opinion.

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

I've always wanted to be on YouTube. How can I get YouTube to come film me?

Go up to San Francisco area, Silicon Valley. Find a corner with a wall you can lean against. Flash some leg. The Youtube directors will be all over you

sarettah · 12-18-2015, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Andreweb

Hello sarettah , I saw some of your projects and I appreciate your skills ! Well now my question : first of all I must say that my programing skills are limited for example I am able to make a responsive site in php with text images , iframes etc but I am not able to parse cams from an xml api ... so I wonder if there is some place on internet where to learn how to do that how to build a cam site using apis(a kind of tutorial) or I just need to quit and stay with WLs and my sites were I use iframes ! Thanks !

I have to go to an eye doctor appointment but when I get back I will try to answer this as well as I can.

I promise.

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The Porn Nerd · 12-18-2015, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

You are usually predictable in where you will stand on an issue but occasionally you surprise me with your opinion.

I am an enigma, yes. LOL

(BTW I always like your posts and thoughts on things. Just sayin'.)

BIGTYMER · 12-18-2015, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Go up to San Francisco area, Silicon Valley. Find a corner with a wall you can lean against. Flash some leg. The Youtube directors will be all over you

I dunno.. seems a little slutty. I'll wait until the YouTube auditions come to my town.

SilentKnight · 12-18-2015, 01:11 PM

Vaseline or KY?

sarettah · 12-18-2015, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

I dunno.. seems a little slutty. I'll wait until the YouTube auditions come to my town.

Slutty works, what can I say.

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Vaseline or KY?

KY is always better than Vaseline.

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