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blackmonsters · 01-14-2016, 11:44 AM

She starts to shapeshift during this interview.

A Real Reptilian Shapeshifter - Close Up - YouTube

dyna mo · 01-14-2016, 11:47 AM

as long as those big ole tiddies of her's don't shape shift, i'm down.

muthisdev · 01-14-2016, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

She starts to shapeshift during this interview.

A Real Reptilian Shapeshifter - Close Up - YouTube

I've never fucked a lizard before. Are they any good?

OneHungLo · 01-14-2016, 01:29 PM

I love her lizard tits

Penny24Seven · 01-14-2016, 01:38 PM

You guys need to stop fucking around and open your eyes. They have it on camera and you don't believe it just because you think it was photoshopped. That is how they get away with it. They always blame edits and or anything like that.
It was filmed on LIVE TV and people all over paused it and went back to see it. This is just a clip from that show. You can't edit live TV like that.
I live in fear my posts will be caught by the wrong person and they will off me.
JohnnyClips is posting thru my brain to protect his location.
Aghhhh I am fighting to get control of my hands to stop from hitting post but he has the power ashhhhhhhhhhhh

BIGTYMER · 01-14-2016, 01:40 PM

Thanks for the good laugh. Red Bull almost came out my nose.. :/

ilnjscb · 01-14-2016, 01:52 PM

It all makes sense - a space travelling, at-will-morphing overlord lizard would want nothing more than to come to this backwater shithole and masquerade as whatever it is Katy Perry does.

Rochard · 01-14-2016, 02:11 PM

I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

MadMario · 01-14-2016, 02:13 PM

This is one crazy thread. When i see lizard in front of my face ill believe it

nico-t · 01-14-2016, 02:46 PM

her tits are nice but she has soulless/dead eyes in a weird shaped head. I'd fuck her but she has to wear an American grocery bag on her head (i assume they are huge compared to European grocery bags that probably wouldn't fit her)

Coup · 01-14-2016, 02:52 PM

Sounds about right, OP

Coup · 01-14-2016, 02:53 PM

All I know for sure is her music makes my lizard go limp

PornDude · 01-14-2016, 03:00 PM

Now I can die happy.

blackmonsters · 01-14-2016, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

It all makes sense - a space travelling, at-will-morphing overlord lizard would want nothing more than to come to this backwater shithole and masquerade as whatever it is Katy Perry does.

Sure does; there is zero black cock outside of earth.

MiamiBoyz · 01-14-2016, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

You guys need to stop fucking around and open your eyes. They have it on camera and you don't believe it just because you think it was photoshopped. That is how they get away with it. They always blame edits and or anything like that.
It was filmed on LIVE TV and people all over paused it and went back to see it. This is just a clip from that show. You can't edit live TV like that.
I live in fear my posts will be caught by the wrong person and they will off me.
JohnnyClips is posting thru my brain to protect his location.
Aghhhh I am fighting to get control of my hands to stop from hitting post but he has the power ashhhhhhhhhhhh

Thank you!

Finally the truth is starting to be shown!

gnawledge · 01-14-2016, 08:17 PM

I have an upset stomach and watching this made me almost crap myself. This is too funny.

ErectMedia · 01-14-2016, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

+1 I'd let her lizard ass eat me anyday.

2MuchMark · 01-14-2016, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

Lizards make me horny.

Spunky · 01-14-2016, 10:02 PM

John Mayer gave her crabs?

muthisdev · 01-14-2016, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by gnawledge

I have an upset stomach and watching this made me almost crap myself. This is too funny.

Perry-Lax: When you need to shit.

Ferus · 01-15-2016, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

I rarely agree with you, but this time you are spot on. She is SO fuckable.

sinsan · 01-15-2016, 03:28 AM

I LOLd so hard!!

ContentPimp · 01-15-2016, 03:45 AM

Is she related to the Reptile from Mortal Kombat?Bro and siss?

SBJ · 01-15-2016, 04:27 AM

yup her tits are not human!

but god I'd do very bad things to that lizard

Ferus · 01-15-2016, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

MiamiBoyz · 01-15-2016, 04:56 AM

ruff · 01-15-2016, 07:06 AM

I've got a lizard for her.

Frank · 01-15-2016, 07:28 AM

Lizard lady

stopitbrrruce · 01-15-2016, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

I love her lizard tits

PiffStenis · 01-15-2016, 09:03 AM

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CaptainHowdy · 01-15-2016, 09:11 AM

stopitbrrruce · 01-15-2016, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

This one is not Katy Perry, it's a model named Rosie Jones

muthisdev · 01-15-2016, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by stopitbrrruce

This one is not Katy Perry, it's a model named Rosie Jones

Is she a lizard, too?

Bojangles · 01-15-2016, 12:53 PM

You'd think a shape-shifting lizard would shift itself into something more talented than Katy fuckin' Perry. Goddamn, Lizard, get your shit together!

pimpmaster9000 · 01-15-2016, 03:46 PM

katy perry is a reptilian overlord=confirmed

2MuchMark · 01-15-2016, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bojangles

You'd think a shape-shifting lizard would shift itself into something more talented than Katy fuckin' Perry. Goddamn, Lizard, get your shit together!

I thought this was pretty cool

(I was leftshark)

kkkkkk · 01-15-2016, 04:53 PM

kkkkkk · 01-15-2016, 04:53 PM

Bang that lizard rochard, just tell her your into smtp, chicks dig that, and maybe mention, you know me: kkkkkk

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