Have you ever eaten a seagull? - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 02-06-2016, 12:28 PM

They look a bit like chickens in a way to me, cause they are almost the same size and bird shaped so I'm thinking of trying one... Theres fucking LOADS where I live so I reckon I could probably catch one fairly easy...

Before I Catch, Kill n Cook... Anyone know what they taste like?

ottopottomouse · 02-06-2016, 12:48 PM

You need a licence to kill them and with all the rubbish they eat i'm not sure how germy they might be anyway.

EddyTheDog · 02-06-2016, 12:54 PM

I bet they taste like shit - Oh wait...

MaDalton · 02-06-2016, 12:55 PM

they are evil, they eat you

L-Pink · 02-06-2016, 12:57 PM

Ask Brassmonkey

DVTimes · 02-06-2016, 01:23 PM

If you watch QI you will know that seagulls do not exist.

They are gulls.

They do not go out to sea.

L-Pink · 02-06-2016, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

If you watch QI you will know that seagulls do not exist.

They are gulls.

They do not go out to sea.

It's a word for a gull that lives near the sea. Of course it doesn't go out to sea, how would it find food away from the shore?

Helix · 02-06-2016, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

It's a word for a gull that lives near the sea. Of course it doesn't go out to sea, how would it find food away from the shore?

Sea Dumpsters of course!

MaDalton · 02-06-2016, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

It's a word for a gull that lives near the sea. Of course it doesn't go out to sea, how would it find food away from the shore?

they follow fish trawler

clickity click · 02-06-2016, 02:00 PM

So they do go out to sea. Truth debunked, back to the myth.

Rob · 02-06-2016, 02:07 PM

We cooked one at a bon fire when I was in high school. Good old Gandy Bridge and the Redneck Riviera.

I didn't eat it myself, but the ones who did said it tasted like a mix of mud and rotten chicken. People eat pigeon, so I don't see the problem with eating a seagull. If I were starving, I'd eat one. They'd be easy as fuck to catch.

Rob · 02-06-2016, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

So they do go out to sea. Truth debunked, back to the myth.

I always heard they go out into open sea to die. Could be a sailor's tale, who knows.

420 · 02-06-2016, 02:09 PM

It's barely edible.

The eggs are what you want. Have lunch.

beerptrol · 02-06-2016, 02:10 PM

lake rats

clickity click · 02-06-2016, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

I always heard they go out into open sea to die. Could be a sailor's tale, who knows.

Well you never see a dead seagull so its probably true.

420 · 02-06-2016, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Well you never see a dead seagull so its probably true.

Google has seen so much.

Dead Seagull Home

DVTimes · 02-06-2016, 02:26 PM

QI : Quite Interesting

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The term â??seagullâ?? is a misnomer which infuriates many ornithologists. Gulls live on the coast and inland, but donâ??t venture far out to sea as a rule; they swim well, but never dive. Their numbers in the UK have exploded since 1956 as a result of the Clean Air Act, which made it illegal to burn rubbish at landfills, massively increasing their food supply. Gulls are known to dive-bomb humans and splatter them, deliberately, with their patent cocktail of ammonia, four different acids, viruses, bacteria and fungal infections. Thereâ??s usually a four-stage attack: first the â??gagâ?? call, a signal to go away, then a low pass if the first warning is ignored, followed by dropping their load â?? of guano, vomit or both. The final stage is a full-on 40mph aerial assault, normally from behind.

clickity click · 02-06-2016, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Google has seen so much.

Dead Seagull Home

Google has seen everything except dead seagulls.

clickity click · 02-06-2016, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

they swim well, but never dive

Or really you fucking twit.

What's this then? Scotch Mist?

No, it's a fucking diving fucking gull.

SilentKnight · 02-06-2016, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Never eat seagulls at Niagara Falls.

They're trained to spot suicide jumpers.

TheSquealer · 02-06-2016, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Or really you fucking twit.

What's this then? Scotch Mist?

No, it's a fucking diving fucking gull.

It looks like a Tern, not a common Sea Gull... though it could be a Herring Gull. Sea Gulls don't generally dive now that i think about it. Many many years fishing in the Bering Sea, grew up in Alaska, grew up commercial fishing and now that i think about it, I don't think they dive at all.

EddyTheDog · 02-06-2016, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

It looks like a Tern, not a common Sea Gull... though it could be a Herring Gull. Sea Gulls don't generally dive now that i think about it. Many many years fishing in the bering sea, grew up in Alaska and now that i think about it, I don't think they dive at all.

Yes, that is a tern - They are not Sea Gulls (Coast Gulls?)...

TheSquealer · 02-06-2016, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Yes, that is a tern - They are not Sea Gulls (Coast Gulls?)...

Yeah, its a tern. I was trying to be polite.

.....

On a side note, i've eaten most things in Alaska from white swans, brown bear, black bear, to walrus, whale, porpoise, beaver, sea lions/seals, squirrels etc. You name it. It never once in my life occurred to me to eat a sea bird. They are scavengers and live off of rotten garbage and decomposed carcasses. Generally, animals taste depends on their diet. Obviously, a sea gull is not going to taste good. Any scavenger is going to taste like shit and are going to taste like whatever they've been eating recently. Wild pigeons are not the same as pigeons that eat garbage in the city.

MiamiBoyz · 02-06-2016, 06:15 PM

wehateporn · 02-06-2016, 07:16 PM

You've probably already eaten one without knowing, if you live in a UK seaside town the local Chinese take-aways all have bird traps on their roofs to save money on chicken

Best-In-BC · 02-06-2016, 07:51 PM

You dont eat game birds that feed in the ocean. Gammy and salty, trust me

baddog · 02-06-2016, 09:42 PM

<---- White guy; so, no.

ITraffic · 02-06-2016, 09:58 PM

no.

Manfap · 02-07-2016, 03:03 AM

Gull eggs are supposed to be nice.

LetterTwenty7 · 02-07-2016, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I bet they taste like shit - Oh wait...

good one

davidclickpapa · 02-08-2016, 01:24 AM

careful.

jimmycooper · 02-08-2016, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

they follow fish trawler

Because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

scarlettcontent · 02-08-2016, 05:35 AM

they are poisonous

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