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BANNED
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"8 years ago, I pulled off an incredible feat that few have gotten away with in this day and age. I murdered my wife. Don't believe me? Sounds unlikely? You think i'm too dumb to outwit the police? Haha!
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So Fucking Banned
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The movement doesn't care , See sig
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Cool story, bro.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Cliff notes?
Is this in the fact or fiction aisle? |
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So Fecking Bummed
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Nat is more real than Gary ever was. Long live Nat and let's put GAry in a swamp, river or lake...
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BTW - I am bout to go murder a leg workout.
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I'm a great bowler.
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This would only work if she had no friends, family, or life. And if that's the case, skip everything except the "cutting up the body" part, and you're set. No one is going to call in a missing person report. As long as you destroy the head and hands, there's no way to identify the body in case they ever do find it. They'll check missing persons reports, and she'll never have been reported.
***I watch WAYYYY too much The First 48. I have at least 20 of them on DVR as we speak. |
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The People's Post
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The 12 steps redux
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Making PHP work
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If the person doesn't have DNA on file, which a vast majority of people don't, then how are they going to identify the body without prints or dental records?
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AND even if the person's DNA is on file, if they don't have anything to match it, there isn't a fingerprint matching system like AFIS for DNA. They would have to suspect it's someone, find their DNA or a family member's DNA to match it against.
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Scary stuff
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♦ Web Developer ♦
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OMG, that is not cool... lol
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Living The Dream
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Step 13) Endlessly argue with fellow Brit fuckwits like DVTimes and ask for their banning thinking it will help promote your site, business and reputation. It won't, but it will keep you busy while you wait for those fat sales checks to roll in.
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Naked in my bathroom
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Doesnt count if you havent done
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Too old to care
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Dude, there are puppies in this board!
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Tattoos?
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Living The Dream
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Grrrrrrrrr
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I'm all lost ...
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... he's been posting here for a long time as his wife because she's no longer with us and its his way of creating an alibi and allaying suspicion.
it was dumb joke.
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I'm a great bowler.
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I never put 2 and 2 together and thought about the arsewithclass part. Derp...
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