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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Anyone ever taken part in a 'Hand-On-The-Car' competition?
Where the last person touching the car wins it? I only ever seem to see these in movies or TV sitcoms etc. Do they really exist?
I think I could be really good at this (Could even be a career path) because I dont mind pissing and shitting myself infront of a crowd of people and being as fat as I am, I could 'mould' myself to the vehicle. Meaning I'd unlikely fall over if I fell asleep and I could live off my own body fat (If no food) for at least a week... All things seem to be in my favour, but I cant find any competition to enter ![]() Any ideas? |
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Get a friend in on it to set up the contest, make tickets like 10-20 each, then split the profits since you're obviously going to win. ;)
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Huh ?????
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I looked at doing one here but its too hard i have to be registerd as a charity.
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are you kidding? you cant poop in there , theres like 15 minutes break per day to do your stuff. i mean are you trying to keep touching car and poop there ?
best wishes to other participants.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Well I'd be trying to win the car first and foremost, but the opportunity to have an 'on purpose' (Which is what you lot call an accident) infront a group of people who have to stay put would just be an added bonus
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damn, thats crazy, i hope i wont get opponent like you.
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Natalie K
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