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Old 08-14-2016, 12:55 AM   #1
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Anyone ever taken part in a 'Hand-On-The-Car' competition?

Where the last person touching the car wins it? I only ever seem to see these in movies or TV sitcoms etc. Do they really exist?

I think I could be really good at this (Could even be a career path) because I dont mind pissing and shitting myself infront of a crowd of people and being as fat as I am, I could 'mould' myself to the vehicle. Meaning I'd unlikely fall over if I fell asleep and I could live off my own body fat (If no food) for at least a week...

All things seem to be in my favour, but I cant find any competition to enter

Any ideas?
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Old 08-14-2016, 09:52 AM   #2
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Get a friend in on it to set up the contest, make tickets like 10-20 each, then split the profits since you're obviously going to win. ;)
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Old 08-14-2016, 09:59 AM   #3
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Huh ?????
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Old 08-14-2016, 11:06 PM   #4
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great documentary

http://handsonahardbodythemovie.com/

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Old 08-14-2016, 11:08 PM   #5
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I looked at doing one here but its too hard i have to be registerd as a charity.
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Old 08-15-2016, 12:51 AM   #6
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are you kidding? you cant poop in there , theres like 15 minutes break per day to do your stuff. i mean are you trying to keep touching car and poop there ?

best wishes to other participants.
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Old 08-15-2016, 08:54 AM   #7
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are you trying to keep touching car and poop there ?
Well I'd be trying to win the car first and foremost, but the opportunity to have an 'on purpose' (Which is what you lot call an accident) infront a group of people who have to stay put would just be an added bonus
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Old 08-15-2016, 09:25 AM   #8
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Well I'd be trying to win the car first and foremost, but the opportunity to have an 'on purpose' (Which is what you lot call an accident) infront a group of people who have to stay put would just be an added bonus
damn, thats crazy, i hope i wont get opponent like you.
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Old 08-15-2016, 10:52 AM   #9
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Where the last person touching the car wins it? I only ever seem to see these in movies or TV sitcoms etc. Do they really exist?
an american thing in the malls when they're trying to sell more of the same vehicle
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