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|  04-28-2017, 09:06 PM | #1 | 
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				Remember your first time masturbating?
			 I remeber mine. When I was 13-14 years old, Pamela Anderson was the hottest babe on earth with her role on baywatch, so I got into the bath, filled it all the way with water and bang! Life was never the same again. | 
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|  04-28-2017, 09:12 PM | #2 | 
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				 | Sears catalog  in the 70's. 
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|  04-28-2017, 09:14 PM | #3 | 
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|  04-28-2017, 10:28 PM | #4 | 
| feeding the wolves Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica 
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				 | one night outside Coup's window as he got high watching The Joy of Painting I remember it fondly 
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|  04-28-2017, 10:33 PM | #5 | 
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				 | This was mine. It was a Dukes Of Hazard trading card.  fap fap.  
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|  04-28-2017, 10:54 PM | #6 | 
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				 | I forgot the first time but my mum told me that I started to play with my pee-pee when I was a baby...   | 
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|  04-29-2017, 12:45 AM | #7 | 
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				 | The nozzle that blew in fresh water at my local swimming poool | 
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|  04-29-2017, 01:00 AM | #8 | 
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				 | i dont recall my first time.,but i found my dad's porn magazine's collection. 
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|  04-29-2017, 04:40 AM | #9 | 
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				 | My first time was in a store that sold farming equipment.. I still feel bad about that.   
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|  04-29-2017, 04:44 AM | #10 | 
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				 | no that is not possible, to long ago 
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|  04-29-2017, 05:26 AM | #11 | 
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				 | To some random girl. Those were times. | 
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|  04-29-2017, 06:06 AM | #12 | 
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|  04-29-2017, 07:22 AM | #13 | 
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				 | I used to jack off to Pamela as well. Probably the first celeb that I masturbated to. | 
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|  04-29-2017, 07:31 AM | #14 | 
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				 | I found my father's Club magazine when I was 13. | 
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|  04-29-2017, 07:56 AM | #15 | 
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				 | I was 4 or 5 when I first experimented, but I did not know what masturbation was back then   | 
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|  04-29-2017, 08:32 AM | #16 | 
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				 | It was the 40s and I had found a way to watch my older sister getting undressed.  When she left her room to go take a bath I snuck in her room and stole her nylons.   I fucking soaked those nylons like Niagara Falls. 
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|  04-29-2017, 02:26 PM | #17 | 
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				 | I masturbated to this post (and it felt like the first time) ... 
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|  04-29-2017, 02:36 PM | #18 | 
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				 | Yes, I was 9 when I found those lingerie catalogues... 
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|  04-29-2017, 04:37 PM | #19 | 
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				 | Around 13yo i guess | 
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|  04-29-2017, 07:53 PM | #20 | 
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				 | I started by humping my Star Wars pillow. I would look right into Pricess Leia's eyes while I busted a nut. Sorry about the mess Chewbacca. 
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|  04-29-2017, 10:59 PM | #21 | 
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				 | i came...... 
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|  04-30-2017, 10:38 AM | #22 | 
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				 | what happened? | 
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