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			 Making PHP work 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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				So I started a roofing job yesterday....
			 
			Tore off the old roof and waited for the shingles to arrive. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	They arrived too late yesterday to install them; so I put them on the roof until today. Went back today and thieves had climbed onto the roof and stole the shingles. My efforts to survive are like digging a big hole so I can fall in it and die. ![]()  | 
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			 emperor of my world 
			
		
			
			
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		 jesus christ. Don't give up, years ago i have known hard times as well, literally scraping cash together from in the couch, closets etc. Hellish times and i will never go back. Keep going on, keep thinking what you can do, and you'll get there. When you get there the reward of being comfortable is so huge, it's great. Never give up  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Check to see if any of 12 clicks roofing crews are in the area 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 use a roofing air nailer and kneepads  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Making PHP work 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 I ain't giving up; but WTF! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	When even doing a roofing job fails; you are running out of options. ![]()  | 
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		 move out of the ghetto 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 I need a beer  
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Wow, the weasels never surprise me on what they will steal 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Back to affiliate marketing 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 You think it was the delivery driver or one of his crew? Just a setback man not a failure now get back in the ring and show us what you got sport! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i cunt a4d a roof...  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 it's way too hot to be on a roof. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 first build a wall, than a roof. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Sorry, I didn't read that very well. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	What was it -- an abandoned or vacant house? If people were in the house -- they would have heard it. I hope the homeowner bought the materials -- then you are totally off the hook.  | 
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 They say hard work never killed anyone...but why risk it?  | 
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