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CaptainHowdy · 04-16-2018, 10:32 AM

I'm seeing a broken girl who is into spermatophagy, and in order to stock up baby seed for our rendezvous I didn't masturbate for a couple of days before it. So, when it came to the moment that she recieves my ecky eucharist it was a rather poor load (the ones that makes you sad when you see it at the end of a difficult porn scene). Where did the jizz went? Have I sweat it off? Did it enter my bloodstream and went into another organ (most likely my brain)? I'm puzzled

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JFK · 04-16-2018, 10:36 AM

She didn't excite yo that much ?

OneHungLo · 04-16-2018, 11:05 AM

it's age, buddy..you're not 18 anymore.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-16-2018, 11:13 AM

find clomiphene-citrate if you can...taper up and down start with 1/2 tab and keep increasing by 1/2 tab every 4-5 days until you reach 2 tabs and then taper down the same way...you will shoot loads like a pro...you will also become an emotional wreck who cries at silly shit like seeing a sad advert on TV...it really messes with your head...but hey you will shoot buckets

blackmonsters · 04-16-2018, 11:23 AM

Eat more watermelon and collard greens.

Bladewire · 04-16-2018, 11:25 AM

You were dehydrated and your body sucked up the moisture of your sperm to compensate, or you have gonorrhea and it's blocked your urethra enough to block passage of your sperms to exit

SilentKnight · 04-16-2018, 12:25 PM

This thread delivers.

Or...not.

Bladewire · 04-16-2018, 12:42 PM

Bladewire · 04-16-2018, 12:43 PM

Look Chang · 04-16-2018, 07:47 PM

When I keep my eyes closed and imagine I'm fucking Selena Gomez or Rihanna during the action with my wife, my ejaculations are way more copious and my wife is grateful ...

bronco67 · 04-16-2018, 08:24 PM

I was taking Soy Lecithin and Zinc for a while and was shooting some hefty ropes. And these were those long orgasms where it feels like you're cumming for a few seconds before the blast. It's definitely a noticeably different feeling.

also, drink plenty of water. Your chowder can't be manufactured without fluids.

EddyTheDog · 04-16-2018, 08:45 PM

Remember that dream you had where someone came to your bedroom and gave you the best blowjob ever? - Well, I have some good news and some bad news...

CaptainHowdy · 04-17-2018, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

This thread delivers.

Or...not.

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CaptainHowdy · 04-17-2018, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I was taking Soy Lecithin and Zinc for a while and was shooting some hefty ropes. And these were those long orgasms where it feels like you're cumming for a few seconds before the blast. It's definitely a noticeably different feeling.

also, drink plenty of water. Your chowder can't be manufactured without fluids.

You're a beacon of light when it comes to male enhancement, bronco

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SpicyM · 04-17-2018, 04:45 PM

Start taking Zinc or better, ZMA capsules. Tried it and it really helps. Plus it improves sleep a lot.

Be careful when picking the right supplement though as not all zinc forms are well absorbed.

Zinc citrate or Zinc picolinate is recommended.

Bladewire · 04-17-2018, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Remember that dream you had where someone came to your bedroom and gave you the best blowjob ever? - Well, I have some good news and some bad news...

nico-t · 04-17-2018, 05:02 PM

UP YOUR ASS

lulz

SpicyM · 04-17-2018, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Remember that dream you had where someone came to your bedroom and gave you the best blowjob ever? - Well, I have some good news and some bad news...

freecartoonporn · 04-17-2018, 07:22 PM

eat raw onions, it will increase your load size.

Bladewire · 04-17-2018, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

UP YOUR ASS

lulz

You tease

ruff · 04-17-2018, 09:41 PM

I'm thinking more cowbell.

GAMEFINEST · 04-17-2018, 10:02 PM

lots of water helps, and take vitamins bro, super vitamins, fruits etc

Matyko · 04-19-2018, 12:11 AM

what a thread!

Look Chang · 04-19-2018, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko

what a thread!

not much to swallow.

bronco67 · 04-19-2018, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM

Start taking Zinc or better, ZMA capsules. Tried it and it really helps. Plus it improves sleep a lot.

Be careful when picking the right supplement though as not all zinc forms are well absorbed.

Zinc citrate or Zinc picolinate is recommended.

A side benefit of the ZMA is some freaky, vivid dreams -- if you like that kind of thing.

CurrentlySober · 04-19-2018, 08:23 AM

i cunt a4d2 have sperm anymore...

RyuLion · 04-19-2018, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

She didn't excite yo that much ?

Whatever floats his boat Julius..

Bladewire · 04-19-2018, 10:14 AM

CaptainHowdy · 04-20-2018, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Bastards

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CaptainHowdy · 04-22-2018, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Remember that dream you had where someone came to your bedroom and gave you the best blowjob ever? - Well, I have some good news and some bad news...

... I won't take a blowjob from a man because I don't think, as far as I've seen in gay porn, that they're good at it.

Look Chang · 04-22-2018, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

... I won't take a blowjob from a man because I don't think, as far as I've seen in gay porn, that they're good at it.

Shemales are not bad at this generous action ...

ErectMedia · 04-22-2018, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

When I keep my eyes closed and imagine I'm fucking Selena Gomez or Rihanna during the action with my wife, my ejaculations are way more copious and my wife is grateful ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Remember that dream you had where someone came to your bedroom and gave you the best blowjob ever? - Well, I have some good news and some bad news...

Beaver1 · 04-23-2018, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm seeing a broken girl who is into spermatophagy, and in order to stock up baby seed for our rendezvous I didn't masturbate for a couple of days before it. So, when it came to the moment that she recieves my ecky eucharist it was a rather poor load (the ones that makes you sad when you see it at the end of a difficult porn scene). Where did the jizz went? Have I sweat it off? Did it enter my bloodstream and went into another organ (most likely my brain)? I'm puzzled

.

What did you expect after 15 years work in the porn biz?
But it looks like the whole board, has the same problems like you.

Paul Markham · 04-23-2018, 08:12 AM

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nude images · 04-23-2018, 10:32 AM

Most likely to where it came from. :D

CaptainHowdy · 04-24-2018, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beaver1

What did you expect after 15 years work in the porn biz?
But it looks like the whole board, has the same problems like you.

Guess that I'm finally spent. Thanks for all the support, guys.

dillfly2000 · 04-24-2018, 04:03 PM

Cornstarch and water

CaptainHowdy · 04-24-2018, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillfly2000

Cornstarch and water

Look Chang · 04-24-2018, 06:45 PM

EddyTheDog · 04-24-2018, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang

That's gonna sting - Cum in the eyes is the most painful thing ever...

Diomed · 04-24-2018, 09:52 PM

Thank god someone's posts around here are still golden.

Much obliged howdy.

InfoGuy · 04-24-2018, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm seeing a broken girl who is into spermatophagy, and in order to stock up baby seed for our rendezvous I didn't masturbate for a couple of days before it. So, when it came to the moment that she recieves my ecky eucharist it was a rather poor load (the ones that makes you sad when you see it at the end of a difficult porn scene). Where did the jizz went? Have I sweat it off? Did it enter my bloodstream and went into another organ (most likely my brain)? I'm puzzled

.

Shocking, no one has posted a link to penis pills.

Do you wear boxers or briefs?

The Porn Nerd · 04-24-2018, 10:32 PM

Captain it's all mental. You were over-thinking the whole thing. Worry is the cum killer.

Bang her again and it will flow like spilled milk. Tell her you held back the first time so she would notice the contrast. You were just being scientific.

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