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Old 06-18-2018, 02:10 PM   #1
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Getting away with murder
It cannot be that difficult.
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Old 06-18-2018, 02:11 PM   #2
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It cannot be that difficult.
You already ruined your chances.
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Old 06-18-2018, 02:20 PM   #3
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You already ruined your chances.
I laughed.

I heard somewhere that if you were to commit murder if you pick a totally random person the chances of you getting caught is slim to nil.
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Old 06-18-2018, 02:33 PM   #4
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DNA is a bitch
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Old 06-18-2018, 02:37 PM   #5
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DNA is a bitch
Not if you don't have any on record anywhere.
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Old 06-18-2018, 03:27 PM   #6
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Not if you don't have any on record anywhere.
That's not true at all.

My DNA is not in any "system" (at least to the best of my knowledge). So I kill someone, and leave my DNA at the scene. No problem because I'm not "in the system" right? Wrong. My cousin is in the system, or one of my brothers or sisters.

That's how they found the Golden State Killer just recently. He wasn't in the system, but his cousin was. Once they had a blood relative, they just had to narrow it down.
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Old 06-18-2018, 03:29 PM   #7
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Leaving DNA at a crime scene is an amateur mistake.
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Old 06-18-2018, 03:33 PM   #8
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not if you have a Y chromosome twin brother who is also a homicidal maniac then its pretty easy...you go do the murder and then you let them draw your DNA you argue it was not you and could have been your brother and they test him and BOOM now they can not determine who did it...
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Not if you don't have any on record anywhere.
Depending on when you were born your dna may be in a gov database. Since the early 80s most states began collecting it at birth. Also think about the recent case were they found that serial killer via his relatives through online DB.
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Does this have anything to do with Bladewire being MIA?
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Old 06-19-2018, 08:59 AM   #11
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Does this have anything to do with Bladewire being MIA?
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Old 06-19-2018, 09:16 AM   #12
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That's not true at all.

My DNA is not in any "system" (at least to the best of my knowledge). So I kill someone, and leave my DNA at the scene. No problem because I'm not "in the system" right? Wrong. My cousin is in the system, or one of my brothers or sisters.

That's how they found the Golden State Killer just recently. He wasn't in the system, but his cousin was. Once they had a blood relative, they just had to narrow it down.
Yes that was very new since they now use Ancestry and the likes. You are right in that regard.
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Old 06-19-2018, 06:12 PM   #14
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Leaving DNA at a crime scene is an amateur mistake.
Just wear a space suit and three condoms while raping a woman ...

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can't believe it hasn't been said yet but join the police force and you can do it and get paid for it.
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Old 06-19-2018, 07:03 PM   #16
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OJ did it....why not?
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Old 06-19-2018, 07:06 PM   #17
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That's not true at all.

My DNA is not in any "system" (at least to the best of my knowledge). So I kill someone, and leave my DNA at the scene. No problem because I'm not "in the system" right? Wrong. My cousin is in the system, or one of my brothers or sisters.

That's how they found the Golden State Killer just recently. He wasn't in the system, but his cousin was. Once they had a blood relative, they just had to narrow it down.
Ancestry.com is the world's biggest DNA honeypot. There is no way the FBI/ CIA dont have access to these online DNA platform's databases..
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Just give them a huge injection of epinephrine to induce a heart attack. Then call 911 and say the persons unresponsive. 911 will arrive and give a further epinephrine injection (Thus explaining epinephrine in the system)

Post mortem reveals heart attack / natural causes
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just give them a huge injection of epinephrine to induce a heart attack. Then call 911 and say the persons unresponsive. 911 will arrive and give a further epinephrine injection (thus explaining epinephrine in the system)

post mortem reveals heart attack / natural causes
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I laughed.

I heard somewhere that if you were to commit murder if you pick a totally random person the chances of you getting caught is slim to nil.
FBI statistics support that conclusion.
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Just give them a huge injection of epinephrine to induce a heart attack. Then call 911 and say the persons unresponsive. 911 will arrive and give a further epinephrine injection (Thus explaining epinephrine in the system)

Post mortem reveals heart attack / natural causes
Potassium chloride apparently has the same 'natural' effect
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Potassium chloride apparently has the same 'natural' effect
That's how the doctors murdered both of my parents in the hospital. Potassium overdose followed by heartattack.
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