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[Rochard]

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One time our entire staff flew out to SoCal for a three day shoot. We had a dozen models, three photographers, and a few other staff. All employees had one suitcase of their own, and another "company suitcase" with gear. This was right after 9/11.

On the return flight at the Burbank airport, the security guard pulls me out of line with my luggage asks "Did you pack these suitcases yourself?" to which I replied "In fact I did". It was at that exact moment that I remember I had no idea what was in that suitcase. Sure enough, he opens it up and... It's full of panties, bras, lingerie, high heels, vibrators, dildos, strap on dildos.... I looked him right in the eye and with a straight face I said "Best bachelor party ever".

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[CurrentlySober]

I had a similar one when my wife and I were entering America from the UK. Obviously she was going to be working and shooting, but it wasn't official with a work visa etc, so she totally downgraded her looks for travel. No make up, baggy clothing, nothing to make her stand out at all.

We get pulled aside for a suitcase inspection and upon opening reveals a large separate bag which is full of sex toys, sexy outfits, 6 inch stilletos, big thing of lube etc etc

She says suddenly to the guy. Hold on ! then to me, 'Bill, stand over there a sec, yeah?' So I walk away from the table to hear her say (In like a stage whisper) 'That bag... Its a surprise for our honeymoon! We just got married !"

Oh, OK says the bloke and doesn't really look at it twice. Made me fucking crack up though. I had a vision of us as a normal couple on their honeymoon, and then the normally dowdy and quiet frumpy wife yells 'Surprise' and empties a bag of every sex toy known to man on the bed, it wouldn't have been so much of a surprise as it would have been a fucking heart-attack !!!

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[Rochard]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I had a similar one when my wife and I were entering America from the UK. Obviously she was going to be working and shooting, but it wasn't official with a work visa etc, so she totally downgraded her looks for travel. No make up, baggy clothing, nothing to make her stand out at all.

We get pulled aside for a suitcase inspection and upon opening reveals a large separate bag which is full of sex toys, sexy outfits, 6 inch stilletos, big thing of lube etc etc

She says suddenly to the guy. Hold on ! then to me, 'Bill, stand over there a sec, yeah?' So I walk away from the table to hear her say (In like a stage whisper) 'That bag... Its a surprise for our honeymoon! We just got married !"

Oh, OK says the bloke and doesn't really look at it twice. Made me fucking crack up though. I had a vision of us as a normal couple on their honeymoon, and then the normally dowdy and quiet frumpy wife yells 'Surprise' and empties a bag of every sex toy known to man on the bed, it wouldn't have been so much of a surprise as it would have been a fucking heart-attack !!!

Good one!