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Grapesoda · 08-05-2018, 06:09 AM

so I was at the nail salon yesterday, and decided to get my nose and ears waxed... guys pay attention to that one, good grooming is important. clean hands and nails are a must.

when I walked of of the 'waxing' both EVERY woman in the place was staring at me, thinking if my dick was a shiny hairless pole! EVERY woman there was thinking about my dick!! wow!!!!!

I smiled at the ladies and causally walked out.... I'm definitely doing that again...

bronco67 · 08-05-2018, 06:33 AM

I got my dick waxed this morning...

BaldBastard · 08-05-2018, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

so I was at the nail salon yesterday, and decided to get my nose and ears waxed... guys pay attention to that one, good grooming is important. clean hands and nails are a must.

when I walked of of the 'waxing' both EVERY woman in the place was staring at me, thinking if my dick was a shiny hairless pole! EVERY woman there was thinking about my dick!! wow!!!!!

I smiled at the ladies and causally walked out.... I'm definitely doing that again...

No, they were thinking.. your either a fag or a tranny and trying to work out which.

bronco67 · 08-05-2018, 06:57 AM

I just realized you said, "I was at the nail salon".

Helix · 08-05-2018, 07:03 AM

Nose and ear beards are the next big thing!

RedFred · 08-05-2018, 07:19 AM

A 60 year old guy at a nail salon.

Grapesoda · 08-05-2018, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I just realized you said, "I was at the nail salon".

yup betcha, I don't work at karmart hommy… I work with the most beautiful young women in the world and they all love the fuck out of it... who in the fuck cares what an internet troll thinks

(unless of course you think it will make you take in the ass. if you're not taking black pole up the ass currently you might wanna hold off on the nails)

Grapesoda · 08-05-2018, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

No, they were thinking.. your either a fag or a tranny and trying to work out which.

maybe in your area but not in malibu ca.. okay?? try and stop saying dumb shit for a few days okay bro? you guys are too much.....

Bladewire · 08-05-2018, 08:29 AM

You being unshaven with tattoos on your neck I'm sure they weren't thinking your dick more likely they were thinking of where they left their purses

bronco67 · 08-05-2018, 08:34 AM

Tell me if you've heard this one before.

Grapesoda's girlfriend walks into a nail salon, and says, "I need my dick waxed. He's waiting in the car".

Bladewire · 08-05-2018, 08:50 AM

Grapesoda · 08-05-2018, 10:42 AM

you guys are denying your self a great experience.. interesting that the fag in the group is the most homophobic.. isnt it?

to you other guys.. go check it out.. walking into a room full of women looking at you, thinking about your dick is priceless. well except for bronco ad dickboyblade

Bladewire · 08-05-2018, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

you guys are denying your self a great experience.. interesting that the fag in the group is the most homophobic.. isnt it?

to you other guys.. go check it out.. walking into a room full of women looking at you, thinking about your dick is priceless. well except for bronco ad dickboyblade

Proof of waxed ears? Nope. Proof of you cleaned up. Nope. You say youre squating on land in the woods sleeping outside on the ground with your dog scared about being attacked by wildlife at night but... Oh yeah, life for you is Utopia and women staring at your dirty scruffy old body with tattoos on your neck in a nail salon is them wanting your dick. Jesus Christ you're delousional. No wonder you think life is not real but a virtual reality.

CaptainHowdy · 08-06-2018, 08:07 AM

Rarely nowadays . . .

CurrentlySober · 08-06-2018, 08:29 AM

i cunt a4d2 get my dick waxed...

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Grapesoda · 08-07-2018, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Proof of waxed ears? Nope. Proof of you cleaned up. Nope. You say youre squating on land in the woods sleeping outside on the ground with your dog scared about being attacked by wildlife at night but... Oh yeah, life for you is Utopia and women staring at your dirty scruffy old body with tattoos on your neck in a nail salon is them wanting your dick. Jesus Christ you're delousional. No wonder you think life is not real but a virtual reality.

cant live with me and cant live with out me can ya?

Grapesoda · 08-07-2018, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Rarely nowadays . . .

I was considering but no....

CaptainHowdy · 08-07-2018, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I was considering but no....

I mean I rarely get my dick waxed in a metaphorical way . . .

Bladewire · 08-07-2018, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

cant live with me and cant live with out me can ya?

Pics for proof

Grapesoda · 08-07-2018, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I mean I rarely get my dick waxed in a metaphorical way . . .

hit me on dm maybe I can help you out... I know a lot about girls lol!!

Grapesoda · 08-07-2018, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Tell me if you've heard this one before.

Grapesoda's girlfriend walks into a nail salon, and says, "I need my dick waxed. He's waiting in the car".

you do know I actually produce sex shoots right? and have for 17 years, right? do you think some lame sex bullshit from you is going to humiliate me? dude..... what a fucking tool...

Bladewire · 08-07-2018, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

you do know I actually produce sex shoots right? and have for 17 years, right? do you think some lame sex bullshit from you is going to humiliate me? dude..... what a fucking tool...

Proof. Links to your work. You never provide links to your videos.

17 years if work there must be a video of your high quality work out there somewhere you can link to.

Look Chang · 08-08-2018, 12:57 AM

Unbelievable, some men have an erection while having their dick waxed ...

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Grapesoda · 08-08-2018, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Proof. Links to your work. You never provide links to your videos.

17 years if work there must be a video of your high quality work out there somewhere you can link to.

I just re-read the TOS, says I don't need to prove shit to some dumbass dip shit fag, okay? figure it out your self.....

CaptainHowdy · 08-08-2018, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

hit me on dm maybe I can help you out... I know a lot about girls lol!!

You're the man, GS

.

Bladewire · 08-08-2018, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I just re-read the TOS, says I don't need to prove shit to some dumbass dip shit fag, okay? figure it out your self.....

So you're either a fake or your work is do crappy you know it's nothing you brag about doing for 17 years. Got it.

Chilling you're such a hatefull old man when people ask to see the work you're bragging about doing in adult for 17 years.

Most people brag and gladly post proof.

Bladewire · 08-08-2018, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

Unbelievable, some men have an erection while having their dick waxed ...

PornDiscounts-V · 08-08-2018, 06:13 PM

Ahem.. by your Mom.

Sorry, but you kind of walked into this one.

rayadp05 · 08-08-2018, 06:58 PM

I just shave my cock with a razor. Must be VERY careful with the blood vessels on the shaft though.

Grapesoda · 08-09-2018, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rayadp05

I just shave my cock with a razor. Must be VERY careful with the blood vessels on the shaft though.

I'm just down to trimming with the electric

marlboroack · 08-09-2018, 11:45 AM

My wife waxed my asshole once

astronaut x · 08-09-2018, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

you guys are denying your self a great experience.. interesting that the fag in the group is the most homophobic.. isnt it?

to you other guys.. go check it out.. walking into a room full of women looking at you, thinking about your dick is priceless. well except for bronco ad dickboyblade

I seriously doubt they were enjoying thinking about your old dick. They were probably looking at you like your some kind of an old pervy creep.

Remember you work with a bunch of ladies because you pay them.

This song made me think of you....

I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know you know, you know, you know…

RyuLion · 08-09-2018, 03:44 PM

Just shave it Sir..

Grapesoda · 08-09-2018, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack

My wife waxed my asshole once

ouch!!!!!!

directfiesta · 08-09-2018, 06:06 PM

I got my wallet waxed ...All women are looking at it with lust and envy ....

Bladewire · 08-09-2018, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

I got my wallet waxed ...All women are looking at it with lust and envy ....

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