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Worst Christmas present.
I got a $310 ticket for expired registration. Expired since September. They almost towed my car but I proved I had paid my insurance bringing up my online banking account. Cop lady was nice a few weeks I would have got away with but 4 months she had to fine me for it. No mail reminders I need to set up text or email service. I never or rarely even drive my car. And my son used to work at a motor vehicle registration office.
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Clean breatherizer. We were actually on the way to dinner tonight.
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Towed car on Christmas what could be worse. It’s crazy you blow for alcohol but not prescription drugs weed they do a saliva test now it’s legal in Canada.
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Making PHP work
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Yo mamma!
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Location: Somewhere between reality and total ape-shit bonkers.
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Got a brand new AC system last summer. Woke up yesterday morning (Christmas) and the house was freezing. They put a separate breaker by the new furnace/air handler in the crawlspace under the house, so I had to climb under the house to reset that before showering and getting on the road to visit family. Came home after midnight to a house that was still freezing and had to reset it again.
But, you know, these are first world problems. I have a roof over my head and a warm (99% of the time) place to sleep without having to worry about my next meal or personal safety, so I'm pretty thankful.
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Slowly dying
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I got a small box of shit once.
Secret Santa at college in a telecommunications class. Person who got me was a guy I’d dated. Gave me a box of fake, dried shit. I laughed at the fact he got ME and people in the class called HIM a piece of shit for weeks.
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I got nothing. Don't know if it qualifies.
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this & that
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Friends of Venus founder
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this & that
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