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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Have you ever taken such a really big, solid turd that...
You actually thought to yourself 'Hmmm... This must feel what it's like to be gay?'
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Half way through, as it was coming out that is...
I'm not suggesting that all gay people take 'really big solid turds' ![]() |
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Bye - Left to do stuff
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
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That of course is the gateway to homosexuality . . .
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Slowly dying
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Join Date: Sep 2012
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Only gay people have anal sex?
We have to introduce you to some new women! Trust me, one is pleasure and one is pain I’m not going to explain which is which!
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jan 2012
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if the poop is hard enough , then yes.
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Location: London, Spain, New Zealand, GFY - Not Croydon...
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Six weeks on my back and using strong pain killers when I broke my leg. My first turd was a bowling ball.
It was nothing like sex I can assure you!.. |
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#8 |
So Fucking Banned
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#9 |
Slowly dying
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Yeah, Morphine binds you up and produces rock hard bowling balls. Passing through takes a while and the pain is worse than your injury.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
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I would think that if I was gay.
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