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Old 04-20-2019, 03:46 AM   #1
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You have a micro penis and god offers to help you out

You have a micro penis and god offers you the choice of two things; an 8.5 inch upgrade or $100,000 cash. What do you pick?
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Old 04-20-2019, 04:55 AM   #2
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I take the cash; pay for the upgrade myself in Some shithole and spend the rest on hookers
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Old 04-20-2019, 06:18 AM   #3
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Don't worry, the size is not everything that matters.
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Old 04-20-2019, 06:36 AM   #4
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Screw that i take the cock. Lucky if the best surgeon in the world could add an inch or 2. Imagine how bad havinga 1 inch penis would actually be. The anxiety and worry throughout your life is not worth 100k imo
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Old 04-20-2019, 06:57 AM   #5
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Can I get a 4 inch upgrade, and $50,000 instead please?

That way I would not be skint anymore, & Id still have an inch more on my cock than I do now...
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Old 04-20-2019, 08:12 AM   #6
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You have a micro penis and god offers you the choice of two things; an 8.5 inch upgrade or $100,000 cash. What do you pick?
only guys care about cock size for the most part
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Can I get a 4 inch upgrade, and $50,000 instead please?

That way I would not be skint anymore, & Id still have an inch more on my cock than I do now...
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I'll be just in awe to see there is actually a God . . .
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