Describe your favourite time that you got arrested... - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 06-15-2019, 06:54 AM

TBH, Ive been arrested so many fucking times in my life that I cant even remember them all, let alone choose a favourite...

But then that's just me... So what about you?

If it's only been a few time, which time stands out for you as the best? Fill us in with as many details as possible so we can enjoy it too

Rochard · 06-15-2019, 07:35 AM

I've never been arrested.

Detained once in the back of a police car. One night outside of Phoenix on the freeway I "pulled away from a marked high patrol car" at a "high rate of speed" (well over 100 mph). The officer thought I was running from him for some reason. The truth was I had no idea he was a police officer (my car had limo tint windows and it was at night) and I was just having some fun.

King Mark · 06-15-2019, 08:09 AM

I once got arrested for trespassing in my own building on my 18th birthday. My building was a high drug traffic and gang shooting spot that cops used as an easy target on slow nights.

I didnt have my ID or any keys to get in the building so the cop assumed I was there to buy or sell drugs or to gang bang when he saw me waiting in front of the door for somebody on their way in or out to open it and arrested me for tresspassing when he couldn't find anything on me (stop & frisk era). He felt like a champion because the Latin kings were being ruthless at the time and I happened to be wearing their colors that day (I'm not a Latin king) and my building was a blood building and those 2 gangs were at war (I'm not a blood either). Me and the cop kept roasting each other back and forth because he was sure I was done for, and I kept telling him how I dont like pork and come Monday morning I'll walk out the court room laughing at him. It was a Friday night, so I had to spend the whole weekend in central booking.

Monday morning I got to laugh at the cop as the judge handed his ass to him and let me walk right out. The judge actually chuckled as I ignorantly let out a loud obnoxious "aaaaahhhh haaaaaaaa" as I pimp walked out the court room. That was awesome for me, because that cop was a total dick. Treating me like shit, calling me a gang member drug addict/dealer, busted my lip being rough af, etc. He really thought he hit jackpot because my juvie record is outrageous. He was mad af.

That's where the favorite part ends... because the cop took all my money. So I had to walk my happy ass all the way from 161st street & grand concourse back to the 180's (from Morrisania to Fordham Heights if you want to Google map it). Bronx blocks are long af, it was hot as hell, I was dirty as shit from sleeping on the cell floor and I stunk like body odor and rotten bologna sandwiches lol. And I was paranoid af walking through about 20 different gang territories wearing Latin king colors. Nothing happened tho.

A few weeks later I was in Fort Knox for basic training. It's been 18 years now, and I haven't been arrested since.

Focus · 06-15-2019, 08:24 AM

Use to do some shit ill keep it away from here but story short i got arrested on my prom day when my date had to come to police station with her beautiful dress and her parents to see if i was ok... Embarrassing moment we made our personal prom couple weeks after ;)

notinmybackyard · 06-15-2019, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

TBH, Ive been arrested so many fucking times in my life that I cant even remember them all, let alone choose a favourite...

But then that's just me... So what about you?

If it's only been a few time, which time stands out for you as the best? Fill us in with as many details as possible so we can enjoy it too

My favorite run with the law.

It was summer of 47 and I was dared by a some friends to go steal some peppers out of a neighbor's garden. Well I didn't know that my neighbor was a cop and he had come home that afternoon for a some reason.

He came out in full uniform and screaming at me. I was so fucking scared that I pissed myself when he grabbed me by the arm. Since I didn't want to be arrested I started thinking fast what to say and I looked down and realized that I pee'd my pants.

So I said I was just looking for a place to whizzz.

He put me in the back of his squad car and drove me home to my parents. I got spanked by my mother and by the next day everyone in my neighborhood not only knew I pissed myself but they were also all warning me to stay off their properties.

MatureKing · 06-15-2019, 09:04 AM

If I've never been, am I loser or Some bad thing?

CurrentlySober · 06-15-2019, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

My favorite run with the law.

It was summer of 47 and I was dared by a some friends to go steal some peppers out of a neighbor's garden. Well I didn't know that my neighbor was a cop and he had come home that afternoon for a some reason.

He came out in full uniform and screaming at me. I was so fucking scared that I pissed myself when he grabbed me by the arm. Since I didn't want to be arrested I started thinking fast what to say and I looked down and realized that I pee'd my pants.

So I said I was just looking for a place to whizzz.

He put me in the back of his squad car and drove me home to my parents. I got spanked by my mother and by the next day everyone in my neighborhood not only knew I pissed myself but they were also all warning me to stay off their properties.

Now if you would be kind enough to re-write that story, but this time embellish that in order to sell the story, you also shat yourself, and go into great detail about what it felt like and smelt like and perhaps include that the cop got turned on or something, I could have a good old fap

Seriously though, cool story. I did a similar thing myself once. I was walking home and needed a piss so I ducked into an ally and started going, then the a police flashlight comes on and I'm facing an £80 fine.

I was so quick to put my dick away I had not finished pissing, so it all went inside my jeans and made them wet, so I said that what had happened was I was so desperate for a piss, and did not want to have to do it in public, that Id started pissing myself so had to get it out - The reverse of what really happened basically - and he believed me and let me go on my way

CurrentlySober · 06-15-2019, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MatureKing

If I've never been, am I loser or Some bad thing?

Nope, just not a part of the cool kids gang, that's all

MatureKing · 06-15-2019, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Nope, just not a part of the cool kids gang, that's all

Girls like bad guys? When you arrested you can meet one?

brassmonkey · 06-15-2019, 10:04 AM

there never was one...

notinmybackyard · 06-15-2019, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Seriously though, cool story. I did a similar thing myself once. I was walking home and needed a piss so I ducked into an ally and started going, then the a police flashlight comes on and I'm facing an £80 fine.

I was so quick to put my dick away I had not finished pissing, so it all went inside my jeans and made them wet, so I said that what had happened was I was so desperate for a piss, and did not want to have to do it in public, that Id started pissing myself so had to get it out - The reverse of what really happened basically - and he believed me and let me go on my way

Man we were so fucking innocent back then and everyone had such a huge sense of what was right and what was wrong. Today someone would have to piss in the baptismal font of a Catholic church before a cop will arrest them.

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Now if you would be kind enough to re-write that story, but this time embellish that in order to sell the story, you also shat yourself, and go into great detail about what it felt like and smelt like and perhaps include that the cop got turned on or something, I could have a good old fap

I forgot to mention that the neighbor's garden was filled with sheep manure and that I slipped in it twice. It got inside my socks and I ended up with it squishing between my toes for the rest of the day.

To this day I can't look at my feet without thinking about a sheep take a shit.

There you go, fap to that.

CurrentlySober · 06-15-2019, 11:09 AM

Fap Fap Fap

OneHungLo · 06-15-2019, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

there never was one...

Wait what kind of Crip doesn't have a rap sheet?

brassmonkey · 06-15-2019, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Wait what kind of Crip doesn't have a rap sheet?

obviously you can't understand...

what kind of a hole stalks people online? probably a creep van driver
Describe your favourite time that you got arrested

Smack dat · 06-15-2019, 03:40 PM

It was a hot summer night back in 75 when I took my bride Amanda for a drive, she was only 17 and I just lived to see her smile.

I remember Otis was on the radio singing stand by me when a trooper pulled me over.

It turned out that someone matching my description had just robbed the liquor store. Amanda said I was with her but they wern't listening anymore.
They took me to precinct number 5 where they questioned me through the night. Eventuallt the sheriff said I had to stand charge - For armed robbery!

I ended up dying but that's another story.

CurrentlySober · 06-15-2019, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

It was a hot summer night back in 75 when I took my bride Amanda for a drive, she was only 17 and I just lived to see her smile.

I remember Otis was on the radio singing stand by me when a trooper pulled me over.

It turned out that someone matching my description had just robbed the liquor store. Amanda said I was with her but they wern't listening anymore.
They took me to precinct number 5 where they questioned me through the night. Eventuallt the sheriff said I had to stand charge - For armed robbery!

I ended up dying but that's another story.

Well I still think your sexy...

brassmonkey · 06-15-2019, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

It was a hot summer night back in 75 when I took my bride Amanda for a drive, she was only 17 and I just lived to see her smile.

I remember Otis was on the radio singing stand by me when a trooper pulled me over.

It turned out that someone matching my description had just robbed the liquor store. Amanda said I was with her but they wern't listening anymore.
They took me to precinct number 5 where they questioned me through the night. Eventuallt the sheriff said I had to stand charge - For armed robbery!

I ended up dying but that's another story.

where are you posting from? heaven or hell?

Smack dat · 06-15-2019, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

where are you posting from? heaven or hell?

Depends on the day of the week.

brassmonkey · 06-15-2019, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Depends on the day of the week.

i never been behind the wall... how long was your bid?

Smack dat · 06-15-2019, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i never been behind the wall... how long was your bid?

About 3,50

brassmonkey · 06-15-2019, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

About 3,50

jeezus

shake · 06-15-2019, 07:34 PM

Never been arrested, but once as a teenager on Halloween I was with a few friends and we were throwing homemade firecrackers around, one I almost threw right on a cop car that was driving by, think it was an undercover one. Anyway on came the flashing lights and an old and young cop came to talk to us. We must have had a hell of a good story because the young cop with all our duct taped firecrackers in hand said "well you are the only ones tonight are getting them back" the old cop looked pissed, think he saw through our shit... Anyways must have loaded all our pants with poo (not really but just making it a good story for CS)

MatureKing · 06-16-2019, 10:38 AM

When you had a sex with young or Just nice girl, she never wanted to call police to report rape?

baddog · 06-16-2019, 01:13 PM

I will have to wait until I am on my smartphone so I can use voice-to-text; funny story, but I gave up typing it out about 20% in.

Long story short, I went to jail for possession of a controlled substance for sales. It was fucking BC's (powdered aspirin). I told the cops it was aspirin, but they didn't believe me but they decided to call in Flash, their "drug expert."

Met a guy in the back of the squad car that wanted to be friends; I told him I wasn't going to jail with him. Flash arrived and said, "Book him." I could not believe it.

We arrived at the substation and the other cops were handing out high fives; then they discovered reality and I made them drive me back to my truck. They were not happy campers.

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King Mark So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 27,033	I once got arrested for trespassing in my own building on my 18th birthday. My building was a high drug traffic and gang shooting spot that cops used as an easy target on slow nights. I didnt have my ID or any keys to get in the building so the cop assumed I was there to buy or sell drugs or to gang bang when he saw me waiting in front of the door for somebody on their way in or out to open it and arrested me for tresspassing when he couldn't find anything on me (stop & frisk era). He felt like a champion because the Latin kings were being ruthless at the time and I happened to be wearing their colors that day (I'm not a Latin king) and my building was a blood building and those 2 gangs were at war (I'm not a blood either). Me and the cop kept roasting each other back and forth because he was sure I was done for, and I kept telling him how I dont like pork and come Monday morning I'll walk out the court room laughing at him. It was a Friday night, so I had to spend the whole weekend in central booking. Monday morning I got to laugh at the cop as the judge handed his ass to him and let me walk right out. The judge actually chuckled as I ignorantly let out a loud obnoxious "aaaaahhhh haaaaaaaa" as I pimp walked out the court room. That was awesome for me, because that cop was a total dick. Treating me like shit, calling me a gang member drug addict/dealer, busted my lip being rough af, etc. He really thought he hit jackpot because my juvie record is outrageous. He was mad af. That's where the favorite part ends... because the cop took all my money. So I had to walk my happy ass all the way from 161st street & grand concourse back to the 180's (from Morrisania to Fordham Heights if you want to Google map it). Bronx blocks are long af, it was hot as hell, I was dirty as shit from sleeping on the cell floor and I stunk like body odor and rotten bologna sandwiches lol. And I was paranoid af walking through about 20 different gang territories wearing Latin king colors. Nothing happened tho. A few weeks later I was in Fort Knox for basic training. It's been 18 years now, and I haven't been arrested since.

06-15-2019, 08:24 AM	#4
Focus Last of a dying breed. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 669	Use to do some shit ill keep it away from here but story short i got arrested on my prom day when my date had to come to police station with her beautiful dress and her parents to see if i was ok... Embarrassing moment we made our personal prom couple weeks after ;)

06-15-2019, 03:40 PM	#15
Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	It was a hot summer night back in 75 when I took my bride Amanda for a drive, she was only 17 and I just lived to see her smile. I remember Otis was on the radio singing stand by me when a trooper pulled me over. It turned out that someone matching my description had just robbed the liquor store. Amanda said I was with her but they wern't listening anymore. They took me to precinct number 5 where they questioned me through the night. Eventuallt the sheriff said I had to stand charge - For armed robbery! I ended up dying but that's another story.

06-15-2019, 07:34 PM	#22
shake frc Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bitcoin wallet Posts: 4,663	Never been arrested, but once as a teenager on Halloween I was with a few friends and we were throwing homemade firecrackers around, one I almost threw right on a cop car that was driving by, think it was an undercover one. Anyway on came the flashing lights and an old and young cop came to talk to us. We must have had a hell of a good story because the young cop with all our duct taped firecrackers in hand said "well you are the only ones tonight are getting them back" the old cop looked pissed, think he saw through our shit... Anyways must have loaded all our pants with poo (not really but just making it a good story for CS) __________________ Crazy fast VPS for $10 a month. Try with $20 free credit

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MatureKing Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,757	When you had a sex with young or Just nice girl, she never wanted to call police to report rape? __________________ legendary MOVIE - Can I take your photo? (~short movie) Hell Thailand - trailer Hell Thailand - movie

06-16-2019, 01:13 PM	#24
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I will have to wait until I am on my smartphone so I can use voice-to-text; funny story, but I gave up typing it out about 20% in. Long story short, I went to jail for possession of a controlled substance for sales. It was fucking BC's (powdered aspirin). I told the cops it was aspirin, but they didn't believe me but they decided to call in Flash, their "drug expert." Met a guy in the back of the squad car that wanted to be friends; I told him I wasn't going to jail with him. Flash arrived and said, "Book him." I could not believe it. We arrived at the substation and the other cops were handing out high fives; then they discovered reality and I made them drive me back to my truck. They were not happy campers.