My first car chase - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 03-24-2021, 11:32 AM

Living in California I guess it was only a matter of time.

I was on the freeway this morning when I suddenly noticed a fuckton of police cars with their lights on barreling down the freeway towards me. Cars were scrambling to get out of their way. It took me a moment to figure it out - they were chasing this little black SUV. I started to slow down and I was going to pull over to the right when suddenly the black SUV and the cop cars all jumped into the slow lane.... So I started to move over to the fast lane.

It was fantastic. The SUV took a freeway exit as if he was getting off the freeway and then last minute at 40 mph crossed back onto the freeway crossing the little patch of grass and what not between the freeway and the off ramp. When the SUV did this it was right in front me. The police followed him and off they went.

Fun stuff.

J. Falcon · 03-24-2021, 02:30 PM

Crazy to think anyone can outrun a police chase in 2021. Where the hell are you going to go?

Pink24 · 03-24-2021, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Crazy to think anyone can outrun a police chase in 2021. Where the hell are you going to go?

Well, if it was me I would throw a 180 driving into the oncoming traffic before heading downtown. I know the roads like the back of my hand so would find a narrow alley just wide enough for my car but that would leave the rozzers jammed.

For the pesky helicopter I would drive under a bridge, abandon the car and jump into the fast flowing river holding by breath underwater, perhaps using a drinking straw as a breathing aid until I hit a safe distance.

I'm a bit surprised Rochard didn't stop the SUV himself. I see him as a bit of an all-American hero.

Ferus · 03-24-2021, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pink24

Well, if it was me I would throw a 180 driving into the oncoming traffic before heading downtown. I know the roads like the back of my hand so would find a narrow alley just wide enough for my car but that would leave the rozzers jammed.

Please do it in front of a truck...

Pink24 · 03-24-2021, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

Please do it in front of a truck...

What masturbate?

Ferus · 03-24-2021, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pink24

What masturbate?

As long as you do the "throw a 180 driving into the oncoming traffic" part as well, you can masturbate all you want - easing the passing, so to speak

Rochard · 03-24-2021, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Crazy to think anyone can outrun a police chase in 2021. Where the hell are you going to go?

They always get caught. Every time.

Pink24 · 03-24-2021, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

They always get caught. Every time.

Them niggas are lame. They wanna be me.

ruff · 03-24-2021, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pink24

Them niggas are lame. They wanna be me.

You are a waste of space and a racist asshole.

lock · 03-25-2021, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Crazy to think anyone can outrun a police chase in 2021. Where the hell are you going to go?

I have seen them actually get away in Chargers few videos of them out running the chopper.

SekobA · 03-25-2021, 01:08 AM

Ah you got lucky.. it wasnt you.. Do you have spees limits there.. In my country you are bot allowed to drive more that 130km/h

k0nr4d · 03-25-2021, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Crazy to think anyone can outrun a police chase in 2021. Where the hell are you going to go?

It really depends where. Here in Poland - absolutely no problem, they drive 1.6L Kia's and by the time they get a helicopter in the air. Even if they manage to get a chopper there at all, it's not like it's an Apache.

Applebite Media · 03-26-2021, 05:14 AM

Aren't police helicopters California's State Bird?

J. Falcon · 03-26-2021, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

It really depends where. Here in Poland - absolutely no problem, they drive 1.6L Kia's and by the time they get a helicopter in the air. Even if they manage to get a chopper there at all, it's not like it's an Apache.

03-24-2021, 11:32 AM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 71,107	My first car chase Living in California I guess it was only a matter of time. I was on the freeway this morning when I suddenly noticed a fuckton of police cars with their lights on barreling down the freeway towards me. Cars were scrambling to get out of their way. It took me a moment to figure it out - they were chasing this little black SUV. I started to slow down and I was going to pull over to the right when suddenly the black SUV and the cop cars all jumped into the slow lane.... So I started to move over to the fast lane. It was fantastic. The SUV took a freeway exit as if he was getting off the freeway and then last minute at 40 mph crossed back onto the freeway crossing the little patch of grass and what not between the freeway and the off ramp. When the SUV did this it was right in front me. The police followed him and off they went. Fun stuff. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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