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Old 05-28-2022, 12:24 AM   #1
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Ever get so drunk at a bar that

You go to take a a piss, look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself that you are too fucked up to be there and need to go home?

That was my night
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Old 05-28-2022, 01:43 AM   #2
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No, but I have been about to take a piss, looked at myself in the mirror, and though... Hmmm Perhaps not the best idea for me to be taking a piss into the hand washbasins...
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Old 05-28-2022, 02:10 AM   #3
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Old 05-28-2022, 05:10 AM   #4
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Old 05-28-2022, 09:16 AM   #5
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No, but I have been about to take a piss, looked at myself in the mirror, and though... Hmmm Perhaps not the best idea for me to be taking a piss into the hand washbasins...


You should do stand-up comedy.
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Old 05-28-2022, 09:28 AM   #6
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No, but I have been about to take a piss, looked at myself in the mirror, and though... Hmmm Perhaps not the best idea for me to be taking a piss into the hand washbasins...
Have you seen those new Dyson urinals they have in the hotels now?

They’re awesome and the technology has come a long way, my only issue is that they blow piss all over you as you’re using them.

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Old 05-28-2022, 10:03 AM   #7
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Old 05-30-2022, 04:06 PM   #8
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my only issue is that they blow piss all over you as you’re using them.
You say I 'issue' - I say fucking BONUS ! You wanna see what it does when you poo in them !

Makes a stay at a 5 star hotel really memorable, for both myself and the housekeeping staff
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Old 05-31-2022, 02:15 AM   #9
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No, but I have been about to take a piss, looked at myself in the mirror, and though... Hmmm Perhaps not the best idea for me to be taking a piss into the hand washbasins...
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Have you seen those new Dyson urinals they have in the hotels now?

They’re awesome and the technology has come a long way, my only issue is that they blow piss all over you as you’re using them.

Yeah I also found that out the hard way. Im sure they will fix it eventually.
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You go to take a a piss, look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself that you are too fucked up to be there and need to go home?

That was my night
that's the moment when the night actually begins, continue to drink more and not talk stupid things in mirror or go anywhere.
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Old 06-06-2022, 05:37 AM   #16
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Mostly if I see my face in the toilet of bar I am saying lets drink more!
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