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Huggles · 12-16-2025, 12:08 PM

Last night I leaned back in my computer chair while watching a show and enjoying a cold beverage, and I felt the chair just sort of give up due to my gigantic size.

This chair lasted for like 2 years, not bad, but now the 90-degree "sitting up" position is basically bent at a 45 degree angle. No beuno for work, amigo! Just sitting in this chair now is the sore-back special.

Living as a Big Mac lover, former gas station vodka addict, it can be a challenge to even work at a desk when you are so fat that normal chairs simply cannot contain your size, I probably make Kim DotCom look like Ariana Grande on the Wicked movie tour!

Any other big beautiful webmasters face this situation, and what chair do you own now?

SBJ · 12-16-2025, 03:58 PM

Maybe try eating less and going to the gym before buying a new chair? I recently lost 25 pounds and have never felt better.

Since pennies are a thing of the past, should we start saying my two nickels instead of two cents?

Huggles · 12-16-2025, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

Maybe try eating less

I made a Texas-style chili for the first time the other day... impossible now, this is going to be my fat era!

Why do you think the chair in my screenshot is 700 lbs? I'm thinking ahead!

Rochard · 12-16-2025, 04:23 PM

Go to the gym. I hit 275 lbs. Then I discovered I could watch Netflix in the gym. Lost 75 lbs in about two years.

Huggles · 12-16-2025, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Go to the gym. I hit 275 lbs. Then I discovered I could watch Netflix in the gym. Lost 75 lbs in about two years.

I'm going to eat nothing but ultra-hot Texas chili in January

Major (Tom) · 12-16-2025, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

I'm going to eat nothing but ultra-hot Texas chili in January

Retatrutide
You’re welcome

Huggles · 12-16-2025, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Major (Tom)

Retatrutide
You’re welcome

I'm FESTIVELY PLUMP!!!!

CurrentlySober · Yesterday, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

what chair do you own now?

Ergohuman Elite G2 Mesh

EddyTheDog · Yesterday, 05:56 AM

My trials with Ozempic are actually going well - I do puke a lot, but if you over look that issue it's pretty good...

I'm not actually using it for weight loss it's for my diabetes - The weight loss is just a happy side effect.....

CaptainHowdy · Yesterday, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

Maybe try eating less and going to the gym before buying a new chair? I recently lost 25 pounds and have never felt better.

Since pennies are a thing of the past, should we start saying my two nickels instead of two cents?

. . . Huggles ain't the feel-good type of person at all.

2MuchMark · Yesterday, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Go to the gym. I hit 275 lbs. Then I discovered I could watch Netflix in the gym. Lost 75 lbs in about two years.

I am 6’3” and was 185lbs forever until I rose to 200 during Covid. Yikes! I turned off the fucking TV, resumed biking and swimming and got back to 185 in a month or so. It’s really easy to gain weight.

dyna mo · Yesterday, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Major (Tom)

Retatrutide
You’re welcome

reta causes blindness and is not approved for anything dr dork.

Huggles · Yesterday, 11:58 AM

Major (Tom) · Yesterday, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

reta causes blindness and is not approved for anything dr dork.

Buy from my peptide company

dyna mo · Yesterday, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Major (Tom)

Buy from my peptide company

compounded reta? gtfo. but i'm going all natural to hit my goals. willpower.

Major (Tom) · Yesterday, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

compounded reta? gtfo. but i'm going all natural to hit my goals. willpower.

Ss31, mots c, bpc 157 for your injury. I have no solution for you being gay. Made in usa.

Not medical advice

Mindi · Yesterday, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

compounded reta? gtfo. but i'm going all natural to hit my goals. willpower.

This is the way

Willpower.

dyna mo · Yesterday, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Major (Tom)

Ss31, mots c, bpc 157 for your injury. I have no solution for you being gay. Made in usa.

Not medical advice

aren't those dangerous to compound?

nad+ instead.

ps stop dreaming about me being gay. fag.

Major (Tom) · Yesterday, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

aren't those dangerous to compound?

nad+ instead.

ps stop dreaming about me being gay. fag.

Nad+ is good but needs more in conjunction

CyberHustler · Yesterday, 03:07 PM

Anybody that knows Huggle's story should be proud he has eaten enough to break chairs with his ass now 🎉🥳🍾

Huggles · Yesterday, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Anybody that knows Huggle's story should be proud he has eaten enough to break chairs with his ass now 🎉🥳🍾

Texas chili man... damn...

12-16-2025, 12:08 PM	#1
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,315	Too caked up, broke my computer chair Last night I leaned back in my computer chair while watching a show and enjoying a cold beverage, and I felt the chair just sort of give up due to my gigantic size. This chair lasted for like 2 years, not bad, but now the 90-degree "sitting up" position is basically bent at a 45 degree angle. No beuno for work, amigo! Just sitting in this chair now is the sore-back special. Living as a Big Mac lover, former gas station vodka addict, it can be a challenge to even work at a desk when you are so fat that normal chairs simply cannot contain your size, I probably make Kim DotCom look like Ariana Grande on the Wicked movie tour! Any other big beautiful webmasters face this situation, and what chair do you own now? __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

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