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andi_germany · 07-22-2003, 01:21 PM

I got a couple of those today:

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be
able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a
simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need
an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which
can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email
me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me
I can use. Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator
wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means
of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at:
[email protected].

Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back
to you.

Thank You

Would be funny to see what he asks when you email him ;)

clubsexy · 07-22-2003, 01:22 PM

B Sandwich · 07-22-2003, 01:24 PM

thats pretty cool, ask him if he knows marty mcfly

shunga · 07-22-2003, 02:01 PM

Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at...

07-22-2003, 01:21 PM	#1
andi_germany Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Germany Posts: 768	Weirdest spam I ever received I got a couple of those today: Hello, I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: [email protected]. Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. Thank You Would be funny to see what he asks when you email him ;) __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

07-22-2003, 01:22 PM	#2
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07-22-2003, 01:24 PM	#3
B Sandwich Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nola Posts: 1,600	thats pretty cool, ask him if he knows marty mcfly __________________ PubicBucks - Trade your pubes for bucks!

07-22-2003, 02:01 PM	#4
shunga Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Loveland Posts: 994	Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area. 1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available 2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system 3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me at... __________________ Clockwork Cash - ICQ: 355-26-288 / Email: admin AT clockworkcash DOT com Asian Paysites : Exclusive Content : NATS or CCBill Thai Cuties : Shave Asians : JAVondemand