Ben Afflecks Bachelor Party is Back on - GoFuckYourself.com

sexxxychat69 · 10-06-2003, 01:18 AM

I found this surfing on google, i thought it was pretty funny. Obviously a joke

HOLLYWOOD-Ben Affleck's bachelor party with his hometown Boston buddies was recently canceled after his fiancé Jennifer Lopez threw an angry fit. It now appears to be back on, courtesy of his buddies who entered Affleck into vegassexparty.com! The reality-based Adult website is becoming increasingly famous for sending drawing-contest winners to Sin City for fantasy weekends which combine gambling, strippers, booze and other party favors?all of which seem to be some of Affleck?s bigger demons.

?I?m very excited about having Ben at one of our parties!? said owner John Mahoney. ?We?ve had Celebrities attend our parties in the past, but only as Guests? not the guest of honor!? ?We were surprised when we received over 25 different entries submitted for Ben into our next contest.? The date for the next contest is October 30, 2003.

?My surprise turned to outrage, though, when I learned through his friends that J-lo had made Ben cancel his previous Bachelor Party in Cape Cod. That?s why we decided to make Ben and his friends ?Honorary Winners,? even if he?s not the lucky winner picked on 10/30/03.?

What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas, as the saying goes. So Ben?s Bachelor Party will not be filmed, and the staff at vegassexparty.com are taking all necessary precautions to make sure that absolutely no paparazzi will be in attendance.

?A Bachelor Party is an ancient tradition and I felt sorry for Ben?s friends being aced out of that tradition. I was told that they were offered a baseball game instead of a real Bachelor Party!? said Mahoney. ?Why should Ben and his friends have to suffer? It?s not their fault that J-Lo doesn?t trust her man. If they don?t trust each other, then they shouldn?t be getting married at all.?

Thanks to vegassexparty.com, Ben and his batchelor party buds will indulge in a very private XXX-rated bachelor party complete with some of Las Vegas?s hottest Adult Entertainers! They?ll travel first-class in their personal limousines, and party it up in luxurious Jacuzzi suites overlooking the fabulous Las Vegas Strip, while enjoying incredible gourmet meals, along with drinks from their own full, open bar. All courtesy of the website.

Vegassexparty.com is acting as ?the minister of defense? for Bachelors everywhere, according to Mahoney. ?If men in our society today standby and let J-lo and other women get away with robbing their fiancés of one of the greatest American rites of passage, then not only have the terrorists won, but so has Oprah!? Mr. Mahoney maintains.

?I know a lot of people out there think J-lo?s a mean spirited, no-talent-ass clown. I personally think she?s one of the top 10% female Puerto Rican entertainers living in Los Angeles. I just hope that she can grow up and let her future exhusband off his short leash for one last night of freedom!? quipped Mahoney. You can find stock footage at http://www.vegassexparty.com/press

~End Of Press Release

phatzane® · 10-06-2003, 01:21 AM

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sexxxychat69 · 10-06-2003, 01:25 AM

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Rich · 10-06-2003, 01:36 AM

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sexxxychat69 · 10-06-2003, 01:51 AM

Yeah, I'm spamming for a site thats not even mine. It's probbably just a joke. Geez lighten up bro

Trent Edison · 10-06-2003, 03:01 AM

10-06-2003, 01:18 AM	#1
sexxxychat69 I will make you galleries for a reciprocal link Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 394	Ben Afflecks Bachelor Party is Back on I found this surfing on google, i thought it was pretty funny. Obviously a joke HOLLYWOOD-Ben Affleck's bachelor party with his hometown Boston buddies was recently canceled after his fiancé Jennifer Lopez threw an angry fit. It now appears to be back on, courtesy of his buddies who entered Affleck into vegassexparty.com! The reality-based Adult website is becoming increasingly famous for sending drawing-contest winners to Sin City for fantasy weekends which combine gambling, strippers, booze and other party favors?all of which seem to be some of Affleck?s bigger demons. ?I?m very excited about having Ben at one of our parties!? said owner John Mahoney. ?We?ve had Celebrities attend our parties in the past, but only as Guests? not the guest of honor!? ?We were surprised when we received over 25 different entries submitted for Ben into our next contest.? The date for the next contest is October 30, 2003. ?My surprise turned to outrage, though, when I learned through his friends that J-lo had made Ben cancel his previous Bachelor Party in Cape Cod. That?s why we decided to make Ben and his friends ?Honorary Winners,? even if he?s not the lucky winner picked on 10/30/03.? What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas, as the saying goes. So Ben?s Bachelor Party will not be filmed, and the staff at vegassexparty.com are taking all necessary precautions to make sure that absolutely no paparazzi will be in attendance. ?A Bachelor Party is an ancient tradition and I felt sorry for Ben?s friends being aced out of that tradition. I was told that they were offered a baseball game instead of a real Bachelor Party!? said Mahoney. ?Why should Ben and his friends have to suffer? It?s not their fault that J-Lo doesn?t trust her man. If they don?t trust each other, then they shouldn?t be getting married at all.? Thanks to vegassexparty.com, Ben and his batchelor party buds will indulge in a very private XXX-rated bachelor party complete with some of Las Vegas?s hottest Adult Entertainers! They?ll travel first-class in their personal limousines, and party it up in luxurious Jacuzzi suites overlooking the fabulous Las Vegas Strip, while enjoying incredible gourmet meals, along with drinks from their own full, open bar. All courtesy of the website. Vegassexparty.com is acting as ?the minister of defense? for Bachelors everywhere, according to Mahoney. ?If men in our society today standby and let J-lo and other women get away with robbing their fiancés of one of the greatest American rites of passage, then not only have the terrorists won, but so has Oprah!? Mr. Mahoney maintains. ?I know a lot of people out there think J-lo?s a mean spirited, no-talent-ass clown. I personally think she?s one of the top 10% female Puerto Rican entertainers living in Los Angeles. I just hope that she can grow up and let her future exhusband off his short leash for one last night of freedom!? quipped Mahoney. You can find stock footage at http://www.vegassexparty.com/press ~End Of Press Release Last edited by sexxxychat69; 10-06-2003 at 01:43 AM..

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10-06-2003, 01:25 AM	#3
sexxxychat69 I will make you galleries for a reciprocal link Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 394	a little show called jimmy kimmel evidently

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Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	What a bunch of bullshit, do you really think anyone with half a brain is going to believe that's true and not a lame spam for the url that appears 5 times?

10-06-2003, 01:51 AM	#5
sexxxychat69 I will make you galleries for a reciprocal link Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 394	Yeah, I'm spamming for a site thats not even mine. It's probbably just a joke. Geez lighten up bro