I'm finally coming out of the closet - GoFuckYourself.com

420 · 03-30-2004, 06:08 PM

wtf? i didn't post this...

KMR Stitch · 03-30-2004, 06:09 PM

ROFL OWNED

Bladewire · 01-13-2015, 09:10 PM

420 · 01-13-2015, 09:12 PM

I swear I didn't post it.

Bladewire · 01-13-2015, 09:16 PM

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sandman! · 01-13-2015, 09:16 PM

The Porn Nerd · 01-13-2015, 09:26 PM

Denial is a river in Egypt, Oh King of Denial.

So what - too many skeletons in that closet or mothballs?

makeabuck · 01-13-2015, 09:34 PM

As soon as you said "I like how he went in reverse" (on the other thread) I thought yep, he's got a little sugar in his tank.

Good to see you're coming clean.

Bladewire · 01-13-2015, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Denial is a river in Egypt, Oh King of Denial.

So what - too many skeletons in that closet or mothballs?

.

Bet he has big beautiful Gay moths in his closet

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Spunky · 01-13-2015, 09:47 PM

Not that there is anything wrong with it

MiamiBoyz · 01-13-2015, 09:52 PM

It puts the lotion in the basket...

420 · 01-13-2015, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makeabuck

As soon as you said "I like how he went in reverse" (on the other thread) I thought yep, he's got a little sugar in his tank.

Good to see you're coming clean.

Can't a man admire another man's stroking technique without being labeled?

makeabuck · 01-13-2015, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Can't a man admire another man's stroking technique without being labeled?

No. He. Cant.

420 · 01-13-2015, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck

No. He. Cant.

I'm so straight I can bump this in my car without feeling weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

Bladewire · 01-13-2015, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I'm so straight I can bump this in my car without feeling weird.

Mind yourself. Know your place bitch

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420 · 01-13-2015, 10:21 PM

Nope, not gay. In prison I'd rather have protection and give my behymen to one man rather than the entire general population.

I don't actually listen to that song either. I'm secure enough in my manhood to look at wieners and comment on them.

Bladewire · 01-13-2015, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Nope, not gay. In prison I'd rather have protection and give my behymen to one man rather than the entire general population.

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makeabuck · 01-13-2015, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I'm so straight I can bump this in my car without feeling weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

That's something I could have lived without.

makeabuck · 01-13-2015, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Nope, not gay. In prison I'd rather have protection and give my behymen to one man rather than the entire general population.

I don't actually listen to that song either. I'm secure enough in my manhood to look at wieners and comment on them.

And you also didn't make this post

420 · 01-13-2015, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck

That's something I could have lived without.

You say that but you didn't have to keep watching.

The Porn Nerd · 01-13-2015, 10:57 PM

OK maybe you are not "gay" but you sure seem "happy".

:D

420 · 01-13-2015, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

OK maybe you are not "gay" but you sure seem "happy".

:D

Yes sir. I like to laugh.

Nothing wrong with being gay obviously. Squirrely was just having a laugh and trying to prove that I'm not as straight as him.

420 · 01-14-2015, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck

And you also didn't make this post

This thread is more than 10 years old. It was a copycat thread of something funny going on. Here's one with the same title from 2 days before this one. https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ng-closet.html

See, I'm super straight! Thanks for asking. :D

makeabuck · 01-14-2015, 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

This thread is more than 10 years old. It was a copycat thread of something funny going on. Here's one with the same title from 2 days before this one. https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ng-closet.html

See, I'm super straight! Thanks for asking. :D

Okay okay. You're straight. Yeesh.

nico-t · 01-14-2015, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

I'm so straight I can bump this in my car without feeling weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

great song

Struggle4Bucks · 01-14-2015, 05:38 AM

Ok then... so from now on... act nice and gayish!

fappingJack · 01-14-2015, 06:42 AM

Theres nothing wrong being a gay. Hehe

seeandsee · 01-14-2015, 10:02 AM

congrats, now gfy

SekobA · 01-14-2015, 10:08 AM

Damn how's it possible to forget

420 · 01-14-2015, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck

Okay okay. You're straight. Yeesh.

I won!

I would totally have sex with eddythedog though. https://gfy.com/20016625-post3.html

clickity click · 01-14-2015, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I won!

I would totally have sex with eddythedog though. https://gfy.com/20016625-post3.html

Eww you would do Eddy the Dog.. Bestiality ffs

420 · 01-14-2015, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Eww you would do Eddy the Dog.. Bestiality ffs

His name is Damien. I'm not sure if everyone would know who I meant if I called him that.

The actual dog is a female so it wouldn't be gay.

Bladewire · 01-14-2015, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I won!

Yes you did straight man now come take your prize!

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Lace · 01-14-2015, 06:18 PM

I like booty.

makeabuck · 01-14-2015, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I won!

I would totally have sex with eddythedog though. https://gfy.com/20016625-post3.html

I don't think you know what you are other than a stoner.

You won a big fat sausage! =) Good thing it's what you like.

Bladewire · 01-14-2015, 10:04 PM

420 is the secure kind of straight guy you can take to a gay club with you and he'll be nothing but flattered @ guys who hit on him without being weird about it. He's completely straight and chill, your typical California straight bro!

420 · 01-14-2015, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck

I don't think you know what you are other than a stoner.

You won a big fat sausage! =) Good thing it's what you like.

How'd you know I was a stoner?

I like to pose my sausage with shoes on it. I had a joke about how small the shoes are but it sounds pretty creepy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit

420 is the secure kind of straight guy you can take to a gay club with you and he'll be nothing but flattered @ guys who hit on him without being weird about it. He's completely straight and chill, your typical California straight bro!

Told you I was straight, bro.

Bladewire · 01-14-2015, 10:14 PM

Come over! Bowl for a blow yo

420 · 01-14-2015, 10:20 PM

umm I can't tonight, I have to wash my hair.

pornmasta · 01-14-2015, 10:20 PM

makeabuck · 01-14-2015, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

How'd you know I was a stoner?

I'm psychic.

420 · 01-14-2015, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck

I'm psychic.

Is bitcoin going over 250 this month?

makeabuck · 01-14-2015, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Is bitcoin going over 250 this month?

No, it isn't.

420 · 01-14-2015, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck

No, it isn't.

Thank you ma'am.

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

They all look straight to me.

makeabuck · 01-14-2015, 10:32 PM

Anytime. Remember, this is for entertainment purposes only.

420 · 01-14-2015, 10:33 PM

Too late I sold. I expect you to cover any losses.

makeabuck · 01-14-2015, 10:38 PM

I'm not that kind of girl. I don't have the equipment you are seeming to prefer...but I forgot. You're really straight. *wink wink*

I stand by my vision!

Magnetron · 01-16-2015, 02:23 PM

mineistaken · 01-16-2015, 03:00 PM

You forgot to add "I am proud". Apparently gays are often "proud to be gay" for some reason when they announce that.

MiamiBoyz · 01-16-2015, 03:10 PM

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