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boneprone · 08-14-2001, 03:49 PM

God damn.. They come out of the woodwork when someone asks about dialers.
Everyone trying to make a a few pennies off getting someone under them using thier rusty old non profitable dialer.

Fuck all ya all.

Use the Jesus Dialer.
The Jesus Dialer pays you the webmaster 65 cents FLAT! It is the most trusted name in the biz. If you cant trust Jesus who can you trust?

And unlike any other dialer it is a non-profit charity revenue headliner..

Meaning, all procedes and profit from the dialer doesnt go to some leechy company. They go to charitable organizations like feed the children, and shelter the homeless.

These other dialers charge people 8.00 a minute to use! On most of them you only get 35 cents a minute as your cut! The rest goes into someones pocket! You wanna support that??

Jesus dialer gives you twice the $$, and then the rest of the procedes goes not to some fat guy in an office, but goes stright to Vantau or some other African, Indian, or Canadian Country where people live hand in mouth.

Why would u promote anything other than the Jesus dialer is beyond me?

Join the boneprone family, and team Jesus. Help make this world a better place, promote world peace, feed the hungry, and give shelter to poor Canadians and Africans..

Trust Jesus.
65 cents flat.

boneprone · 08-14-2001, 03:51 PM

And Thats The Bottom Line Cause Boneprone Said So.

Juicy D. Links · 08-14-2001, 03:52 PM

Hey BoneProne,

Me and Jesus go way back....

He told me that you should hook me up with the dialer if i say 45 hail marys and 67 our fathers,,,,,,,:-)

Anal Hobbit · 08-14-2001, 04:12 PM

Ive tried all the dialers.
Jesus Dialer is the only one that really pulls....
The warning page doesnt even let the surfer know he is being charged!

When the surfer gets his phone bill he'll think he pissed off God Himself!

Exxxotica · 08-14-2001, 04:20 PM

This dialer kicks ass!

boneprone · 08-14-2001, 04:44 PM

lol.

Ive been getting icq's asking me if this Jesus Dialer is for real.

What do you think people!!

Of courrrse it is real, havent you heard all the talk by now?

Where have you been?

mischief · 08-14-2001, 04:52 PM

Thank you and bless you boneprone, finally I get a roof over my head, maybe even some shoes for the young uns this winter. How do I qualify to recieve the charitable funds, being a poor Canadian and all.

SNOW · 08-14-2001, 05:01 PM

Hello my dialer children... It is IIIII Jesus.. Cumm forwarth and see at vipdialer.com..

May the Minutes be with you..
[email protected]

boneprone · 08-14-2001, 05:07 PM

Snow, do you still have the budhist dialer?

I hear it pulls well also.. Mainly in Asian countries.

Lane · 08-14-2001, 06:02 PM

dont use the jew dialer
they only look at free porn

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Exxxotica · 08-14-2001, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane:
dont use the jew dialer
they only look at free porn

WTF???

mischief · 08-14-2001, 11:56 PM

Pretty low blow, I'm offended and I'm not even Jewish.

Theo · 08-15-2001, 12:07 AM

you're offended from what?

Exxxotica · 08-15-2001, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
you're offended from what?

Think about that really hard...see what you can come up with.

UnseenWorld · 08-15-2001, 12:45 AM

While that "joke" was a bit crass, let's not be overly sensitive, either. Religious humor can be very funny, and just about all of it revolves around some kind of stereotype. I'm sure Jewish people have some stereotypes about "goyim" (non-Jews) as well.

Here's one I don't think is offensive. It's a cartoon I saw: A minister comes out of a Christian church and hops into a car with a bumper sticker reading "Jesus Saves." After he speeds off, a rabbi comes out of the temple across the street and hops into his car, which bears a sticker reading "Moses Invests."

Of course, what bothers people about the stereotypes applying to their group is usually that there is a kernel of truth to the stereotype, or that it's true often enough for it to stick.

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drumsicle · 08-15-2001, 03:14 AM

This is strange. I mean I could definitely see how a Jew could be offended by that joke, because I am one. But It seems to me that if I were Christian, I would be VERY offended by the theme of the thread. Maybe I'm missing something though.

Lane · 08-15-2001, 05:32 AM

people always say that jews dont like to spend money,
that was the point of my joke
sorry if you got offended

on the standup shows, they always do that kind of jokes...

but using "religion" and "porn" in the same joke isnt that moral actually, i agree..

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stangster · 08-15-2001, 05:33 AM

Religion and Porn is like oil and water...

duh.

Next..

Lane · 08-15-2001, 05:40 AM

maybe i was watching too much HBO comedy shows lately

sorry about that

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[This message has been edited by Lane (edited 08-15-2001).]

Theo · 08-15-2001, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by drumsicle:
This is strange. I mean I could definitely see how a Jew could be offended by that joke, because I am one. But It seems to me that if I were Christian, I would be VERY offended by the theme of the thread. Maybe I'm missing something though.

drumsicle, i think you're in the only that got my point, altough I'm not a religious personal at all, i found the whole Christian joke a real reason for a Christian to be offended. As I said personally, I don't have any problem, i'm sure that many Christians would feel bad and offended, but here seems something natural. Ok, we had J.Christ superstar, is it now J.Christ pornstar?.....

[This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 08-15-2001).]

Kimmykim · 08-15-2001, 11:15 AM

"Religion and Porn is like oil and water...
duh."
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Hey sometimes you don't get lemons so you don't make lemonade... You make Italian dressing with it instead

Lighten up guys, the biggest problem that most people in this industry have is taking themselves way too seriously when they feel like someone's slurring something they like

TheWatcher · 08-15-2001, 11:36 AM

Bah! I need a gay dialer =o)

And someone to show me how to sale the damn thing.

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boneprone · 08-15-2001, 01:13 PM

lighten up guys.

RedShoe · 08-15-2001, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stangster:
Religion and Porn is like oil and water...

duh.

Next..

WRONG!! At BornAgain-Christians.com we have done just that. We have successfully merged oil and water. you might know it as oily water (holy water).

(Yes, I know that's catholic)

BornAgain-Christians.com - Quality porn approved by God. Proud users of JesusCash, and the Jesus Dialer.

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Kimmykim · 08-15-2001, 01:22 PM

See the Pope's in Italy, you got a Catholic connection going RedShoe -- right back to the Italian dressing

drumsicle · 08-15-2001, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane:
people always say that jews dont like to spend money,
that was the point of my joke
sorry if you got offended

on the standup shows, they always do that kind of jokes...

but using "religion" and "porn" in the same joke isnt that moral actually, i agree..

No I'm not offended at all Lane

I just said that I understand how it COULD be offensive, just like I think Christians could be offended. No problem here, as long as nobody else is offended it's all in fun. I think boneprone's Jesus programs are funny as well as profitable.

wiZd0m · 08-15-2001, 08:44 PM

3377 post boneprone that's insane. Now Eric is going to have to give the stats for the board with your IP and without.

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DragonAss · 08-16-2001, 06:07 AM

What's a Jewish dilemma?

DragonAss · 08-16-2001, 06:08 AM

A free ham sandwich.

DragonAss · 08-16-2001, 06:13 AM

Sorry... I couldn't resist. Besides, a jewish friend told me that one... so it's okay.

And, yes, Jesus dialer takes them all by storm. I just had Jesus Hosting install another server to handle the massive downloads. It's raining money!!

boneprone · 08-16-2001, 11:04 PM

You guys may be making jokes of the Jesus Dialer and the other Jesus programs, but its funny how those of ya who laugh are the ones not making any money.

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ezekiel · 08-17-2001, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
You guys may be making jokes of the Jesus Dialer and the other Jesus programs, but its funny how those of ya who laugh are the ones not making any money.

hmmmmm.... non believers! Repent!

08-17-2001, 08:51 AM

JESUS dialer makes me a HELL lot of money...

SonOfRage · 08-17-2001, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox:
JESUS dialer makes me a HELL lot of money...

Then use it...Bitch!!!

08-14-2001, 03:49 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Answer To your Dialer Questions. Do the right thing. Trust Jesus. God damn.. They come out of the woodwork when someone asks about dialers. Everyone trying to make a a few pennies off getting someone under them using thier rusty old non profitable dialer. Fuck all ya all. Use the Jesus Dialer. The Jesus Dialer pays you the webmaster 65 cents FLAT! It is the most trusted name in the biz. If you cant trust Jesus who can you trust? And unlike any other dialer it is a non-profit charity revenue headliner.. Meaning, all procedes and profit from the dialer doesnt go to some leechy company. They go to charitable organizations like feed the children, and shelter the homeless. These other dialers charge people 8.00 a minute to use! On most of them you only get 35 cents a minute as your cut! The rest goes into someones pocket! You wanna support that?? Jesus dialer gives you twice the $$, and then the rest of the procedes goes not to some fat guy in an office, but goes stright to Vantau or some other African, Indian, or Canadian Country where people live hand in mouth. Why would u promote anything other than the Jesus dialer is beyond me? Join the boneprone family, and team Jesus. Help make this world a better place, promote world peace, feed the hungry, and give shelter to poor Canadians and Africans.. Trust Jesus. 65 cents flat.

08-14-2001, 03:51 PM	#2
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	And Thats The Bottom Line Cause Boneprone Said So.

08-14-2001, 03:52 PM	#3
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Hey BoneProne, Me and Jesus go way back.... He told me that you should hook me up with the dialer if i say 45 hail marys and 67 our fathers,,,,,,,:-)

08-14-2001, 04:12 PM	#4
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	Ive tried all the dialers. Jesus Dialer is the only one that really pulls.... The warning page doesnt even let the surfer know he is being charged! When the surfer gets his phone bill he'll think he pissed off God Himself!

08-14-2001, 04:20 PM	#5
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	This dialer kicks ass!

08-14-2001, 04:44 PM	#6
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	lol. Ive been getting icq's asking me if this Jesus Dialer is for real. What do you think people!! Of courrrse it is real, havent you heard all the talk by now? Where have you been?

08-14-2001, 04:52 PM	#7
mischief Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 382	Thank you and bless you boneprone, finally I get a roof over my head, maybe even some shoes for the young uns this winter. How do I qualify to recieve the charitable funds, being a poor Canadian and all.

08-14-2001, 05:01 PM	#8
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Hello my dialer children... It is IIIII Jesus.. Cumm forwarth and see at vipdialer.com.. May the Minutes be with you.. [email protected]

08-14-2001, 05:07 PM	#9
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Snow, do you still have the budhist dialer? I hear it pulls well also.. Mainly in Asian countries.

08-14-2001, 06:02 PM	#10
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	dont use the jew dialer they only look at free porn ------------------ Best Free CJ script icq: 6757061

08-14-2001, 11:56 PM	#12
mischief Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 382	Pretty low blow, I'm offended and I'm not even Jewish.

08-15-2001, 12:07 AM	#13
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	you're offended from what?

08-15-2001, 12:45 AM	#15
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	While that "joke" was a bit crass, let's not be overly sensitive, either. Religious humor can be very funny, and just about all of it revolves around some kind of stereotype. I'm sure Jewish people have some stereotypes about "goyim" (non-Jews) as well. Here's one I don't think is offensive. It's a cartoon I saw: A minister comes out of a Christian church and hops into a car with a bumper sticker reading "Jesus Saves." After he speeds off, a rabbi comes out of the temple across the street and hops into his car, which bears a sticker reading "Moses Invests." Of course, what bothers people about the stereotypes applying to their group is usually that there is a kernel of truth to the stereotype, or that it's true often enough for it to stick. ------------------ Producer of truly original teen/young woman-oriented adult content at Wonders of the Unseen World

08-15-2001, 03:14 AM	#16
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	This is strange. I mean I could definitely see how a Jew could be offended by that joke, because I am one. But It seems to me that if I were Christian, I would be VERY offended by the theme of the thread. Maybe I'm missing something though.

08-15-2001, 05:32 AM	#17
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	people always say that jews dont like to spend money, that was the point of my joke sorry if you got offended on the standup shows, they always do that kind of jokes... but using "religion" and "porn" in the same joke isnt that moral actually, i agree.. ------------------ Best Free CJ script icq: 6757061

08-15-2001, 05:33 AM	#18
stangster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,126	Religion and Porn is like oil and water... duh. Next..

08-15-2001, 05:40 AM	#19
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	maybe i was watching too much HBO comedy shows lately sorry about that ------------------ Best Free CJ script icq: 6757061 [This message has been edited by Lane (edited 08-15-2001).]

08-15-2001, 11:15 AM	#21
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	"Religion and Porn is like oil and water... duh." -------------------- Hey sometimes you don't get lemons so you don't make lemonade... You make Italian dressing with it instead Lighten up guys, the biggest problem that most people in this industry have is taking themselves way too seriously when they feel like someone's slurring something they like

08-15-2001, 11:36 AM	#22
TheWatcher Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico Posts: 563	Bah! I need a gay dialer =o) And someone to show me how to sale the damn thing. ------------------ - TheWatcher Peace will come, just kill them all... MyGayLinX MyGayLinX - TGP MyGayLinX - TGP Submitter MyGayLinX - Webmaster ToolBox XboYX - TGP

08-15-2001, 01:13 PM	#23
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	lighten up guys.

08-15-2001, 01:22 PM	#25
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	See the Pope's in Italy, you got a Catholic connection going RedShoe -- right back to the Italian dressing

08-15-2001, 08:44 PM	#27
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	3377 post boneprone that's insane. Now Eric is going to have to give the stats for the board with your IP and without. ------------------ wiZd0m Thunder Free Adult Hosting - Fastest servers in the industry Fortune Pussy Adult Links - The best in adult links

08-16-2001, 06:07 AM	#28
DragonAss Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Philly, PA USA Posts: 206	What's a Jewish dilemma?

08-16-2001, 06:08 AM	#29
DragonAss Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Philly, PA USA Posts: 206	A free ham sandwich.

08-16-2001, 06:13 AM	#30
DragonAss Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Philly, PA USA Posts: 206	Sorry... I couldn't resist. Besides, a jewish friend told me that one... so it's okay. And, yes, Jesus dialer takes them all by storm. I just had Jesus Hosting install another server to handle the massive downloads. It's raining money!!

08-16-2001, 11:04 PM	#31
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	You guys may be making jokes of the Jesus Dialer and the other Jesus programs, but its funny how those of ya who laugh are the ones not making any money. ------------------ And That's The Bottom Line Cause Boneprone Said So.

08-17-2001, 08:51 AM	#33
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