What Webmasters Want - GoFuckYourself.com

Toolz · 11-18-2004, 12:00 PM

We all know what surfers want, they want porn as quickly/cheaply as possible and want to get in and get their fix.

When it comes to marketing webmasters what is it you want first and foremost in an affiliate program?

Here's a list of a few I came up with, add yours on:

High payouts
Attentive Customer Support
Lots of sites to market
Lot of promo materials
Weekly payouts

Evil Chris · 11-18-2004, 12:02 PM

you forgot...

pizza. lot's of pizza.

Whut's up Toolz?

polish_aristocrat · 11-18-2004, 12:02 PM

Stability. Something f.e Silver Cash or Nasty Dollars offers, but ARS unfortunately not anymore with all the changes.

smack · 11-18-2004, 12:03 PM

on time payments, conversions, and lots of different options to push.

Funky Bastard · 11-18-2004, 12:03 PM

Surfer's want QUALITY porn for $29.95 and be rebilled every month so they can keep looking for updates so they dont have to sign up agine and agine!

Webcam Guru · 11-18-2004, 12:06 PM

Good conversion ratio....

EZRhino · 11-18-2004, 12:08 PM

Conversion and lots of sites to push

Toolz · 11-18-2004, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Stability. Something f.e Silver Cash or Nasty Dollars offers, but ARS unfortunately not anymore with all the changes.

How is ARS not stable? When have you had to wait for a check from them?

BradM · 11-18-2004, 12:30 PM

They seem to want the highest payouts possible and could care less if you shave or not, so long as your payout is so high they CAN'T say no.

Roald · 11-18-2004, 12:31 PM

stats stats stats.

oh and conversions ofcourse ;)

Tala · 11-18-2004, 12:49 PM

Stability
Cheerful, willing, and knowledgable affiliate support
On-time payouts
Reliable stats
did I mention excellent affiliate support?

webmaster x · 11-18-2004, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
you forgot...

pizza. lot's of pizza.

Whut's up Toolz?

never forget the pizza.

Kimmykim · 11-18-2004, 12:53 PM

They want $75 a sale on Thanksgiving? ;)

Sosa · 11-18-2004, 12:55 PM

I want free alcohol delivered every friday morning that will last through the week, a weekly shipment of steak from omahasteaks, checks every monday, ratios under 1:200 gurantteed( I don't care if you lose money) free hosting, free exclusive content for just me. Umm did I forget anything?

Tala · 11-18-2004, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
I want free alcohol delivered every friday morning that will last through the week, a weekly shipment of steak from omahasteaks, checks every monday, ratios under 1:200 gurantteed( I don't care if you lose money) free hosting, free exclusive content for just me. Umm did I forget anything?

I'm signing up for this program. What is it? Overweight Nazi mohawked trannie midget fisting?

Toolz · 11-18-2004, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
I want free alcohol delivered every friday morning that will last through the week, a weekly shipment of steak from omahasteaks, checks every monday, ratios under 1:200 gurantteed( I don't care if you lose money) free hosting, free exclusive content for just me. Umm did I forget anything?

Try us out, send 10 signups, I'll send you a box of steaks

Toolz · 11-18-2004, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
They want $75 a sale on Thanksgiving? ;)

Well everyday, but the best we can do is once a month

BradM · 11-18-2004, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
I'm signing up for this program. What is it? Overweight Nazi mohawked trannie midget fisting?

... in red stalkings

Tala · 11-18-2004, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
... in red stalkings

....with blue evening bags and yellow stillettos?

BradM · 11-18-2004, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
....with blue evening bags and yellow stillettos?

You use OverweightNazimohawkedtranniemidgetfistingredstalk ingsblueeveningbagsyellowstillettosCASH.com too?

I am about 1:180 at the moment. I thought they were pretty exclusive.

dropped9 · 11-18-2004, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toolz

Attentive Customer Support

Should read...

Knowledgeable webmaster support reps.

I dunno about you guys but I am tired of asking a rep a question regarding something and them turning around and responding with, "Huh?"

When a rep does that to me that is the last I deal with them.

Juicy D. Links · 11-18-2004, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Should read...

Knowledgeable webmaster support reps.

I dunno about you guys but I am tired of asking a rep a question regarding something and them turning around and responding with, "Huh?"

When a rep does that to me that is the last I deal with them.

Very true

hydro · 11-18-2004, 01:05 PM

easy drunk chicks so they can get laid

Basic_man · 11-18-2004, 01:08 PM

WE WANT MONEY !!! :D

Forest · 11-18-2004, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
you forgot...

pizza. lot's of pizza.

Whut's up Toolz?

MMMMMMMMMMm Pizza

Toolz · 11-18-2004, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Should read...

Knowledgeable webmaster support reps.

I dunno about you guys but I am tired of asking a rep a question regarding something and them turning around and responding with, "Huh?"

When a rep does that to me that is the last I deal with them.

Yeah I made a thread the other day I was so impressed with Adam at Pussycash actually understanding his job and the industry in general

Dravyk · 11-18-2004, 01:55 PM

Looking good, Toolz!

Goatse · 11-18-2004, 02:30 PM

Stability (no changing link codes every few weeks).
Hosted galleries with descriptions.
A deeper understanding of interpersonal relationships combined with decent hygiene.

Toolz · 11-18-2004, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
combined with decent hygiene.

Did you have a bad experience with this from an account rep somewhere?

Tala · 11-18-2004, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
You use OverweightNazimohawkedtranniemidgetfistingredstalk ingsblueeveningbagsyellowstillettosCASH.com too?

I am about 1:180 at the moment. I thought they were pretty exclusive.

Nice! I'm only 1:300, but I'm using TGP traffic.

11-18-2004, 12:00 PM	#1
Toolz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Podunk Posts: 690	What Webmasters Want We all know what surfers want, they want porn as quickly/cheaply as possible and want to get in and get their fix. When it comes to marketing webmasters what is it you want first and foremost in an affiliate program? Here's a list of a few I came up with, add yours on: High payouts Attentive Customer Support Lots of sites to market Lot of promo materials Weekly payouts

11-18-2004, 12:02 PM	#2
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	you forgot... pizza. lot's of pizza. Whut's up Toolz? __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

11-18-2004, 12:02 PM	#3
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	Stability. Something f.e Silver Cash or Nasty Dollars offers, but ARS unfortunately not anymore with all the changes. __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

11-18-2004, 12:03 PM	#4
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11-18-2004, 12:06 PM	#6
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11-18-2004, 12:03 PM	#5
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11-18-2004, 12:08 PM	#7
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11-18-2004, 12:30 PM	#9
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11-18-2004, 12:31 PM	#10
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11-18-2004, 12:49 PM	#11
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11-18-2004, 12:53 PM	#13
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11-18-2004, 12:55 PM	#14
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11-18-2004, 01:05 PM	#23
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11-18-2004, 01:08 PM	#24
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11-18-2004, 01:55 PM	#27
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11-18-2004, 02:30 PM	#28
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	Stability (no changing link codes every few weeks). Hosted galleries with descriptions. A deeper understanding of interpersonal relationships combined with decent hygiene.