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Old 01-27-2006, 12:17 AM   #1
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Lensman: Ten reasons.....
Ten reasons why you should give me this jacket.

Reason Number One:
Because I can drink more Jager than anyone on this board.



Reason Number Two: I like bunnies more than you.



Reason Number Three: I take nice pictures of you.



Reason Number Four: Because I'm a fun loving kind of guy.



Reason Number Five: Because I'm a porn star!



Reason Number Six: Beacause women like to spoon feed me....



Reason Number Seven: Because I clean up well!



Reason Number Eight: Because I have HUGE balls (with all due respect to YNOT Bob!)!



Reason Number Nine: Beacause I think that drinking anything other than Jager is not good enough!



Reason Number Ten: Because you gave the last jacket away to Baddog because he "looked better in it".
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:20 AM   #2
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Reason #11: Because Donovan Phillips will get naked and post the pics on GFY if you give him the jacket, and that will distract Rochard from doing any work for the rest of the day.
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:20 AM   #3
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Nice pic of Rocki ;)
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:20 AM   #4
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:21 AM   #5
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NICE POST Rochard, covered all the bases with this one. Definately deserve the jacket, any man with balls that big needs a good jacket to compliment the bulge
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:22 AM   #6
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Reason #11: Because Donovan Phillips will get naked and post the pics on GFY if you give him the jacket, and that will distract Rochard from doing any work for the rest of the day.
Note reason #10. Somehow in San Diego once I ended up on stage in a contest against Baddog to get a jacket from Lensman. I offered to take off all of my clothes on the spot if he gave me the jacket.

I kept my clothes on and Baddog still won the jacket.
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:23 AM   #7
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Damn Rochard.. you had me at bunnies



Too bad I'm not the one giving away the jacket
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:25 AM   #8
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:26 AM   #9
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:30 AM   #10
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Damn Rochard.. you had me at bunnies



Too bad I'm not the one giving away the jacket

See now for me the bunny was what killed the whole thing
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:07 AM   #11
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Note reason #10. Somehow in San Diego once I ended up on stage in a contest against Baddog to get a jacket from Lensman. I offered to take off all of my clothes on the spot if he gave me the jacket.

I kept my clothes on and Baddog still won the jacket.
Try that approach one more time, make an offer to post pics of yourself wearing nothing but the jacket if you win. Show us how big those cojones really are.
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:09 AM   #12
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Try that approach one more time, make an offer to post pics of yourself wearing nothing but the jacket if you win. Show us how big those cojones really are.

I should do that, huh?
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Old 01-27-2006, 08:18 AM   #13
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Try that approach one more time, make an offer to post pics of yourself wearing nothing but the jacket if you win. Show us how big those cojones really are.
For the love of all that's good....DON'T dare him GUNNER!!! You know if you do that he'll post the pics even WITHOUT the jacket!!

J/K

Roc deserves the jacket - just on the merit that he's been in this biz for 5 years and has managed to remain very...very...silly! Hehe
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I should do that, huh?
Prove to us that you really are hung like a soda can
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Prove to us that you really are hung like a soda can
You know where I live.
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:01 AM   #16
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For the love of all that's good....DON'T dare him GUNNER!!! You know if you do that he'll post the pics even WITHOUT the jacket!!

J/K

Roc deserves the jacket - just on the merit that he's been in this biz for 5 years and has managed to remain very...very...silly! Hehe

dammnit, you're right, what was I thinking.

Ok Rochard, I dare you to post a picture of you FULLY DRESSED, standing next to a hot girl wearing the jacket and nothing else.
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:03 AM   #17
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dammnit, you're right, what was I thinking.

Ok Rochard, I dare you to post a picture of you FULLY DRESSED, standing next to a hot girl wearing the jacket and nothing else.

That can be arranged - Raimi is coming over for lunch today! All I would need is the jacket.
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dammnit, you're right, what was I thinking.

Ok Rochard, I dare you to post a picture of you FULLY DRESSED, standing next to a hot girl wearing the jacket and nothing else.
Much better, GUNNER...muuuuuuuuucho better
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Ten reasons why you should give me this jacket.


Reason Number Four: Because I'm a fun loving kind of guy.

I think a better label is "Because you look so damn good between the Pink!"
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:34 AM   #23
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where is the pic of your pink hair ?
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I think you should get it !!!


Hook him up Lensman =)
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Heh heh, that is a helluva effort Rochard!
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I thought I was your favorite Bunny


Hehehehehehhehe Great pics babe!
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Hehehehehehhehe Great pics babe!
I haven't seen you in years and every time we try to get together.... it never happens.

My loss.

Or is it?
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Reason Number Ten: Because you gave the last jacket away to Baddog because he "looked better in it".
But I do.
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I got it in Mexico during a YP. Love it.

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Damn

10 very good reasons ...

BUT

You forgot the main reason

CAUSE YER ROCHARD BAAABAY!

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I don't know Rochard....Lensman and I take pretty dang good pics together.
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I haven't seen you in years and every time we try to get together.... it never happens.

My loss.

Or is it?
How soon we forget! You sent me the bunny ears.....
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I don't know Rochard....Lensman and I take pretty dang good pics together.
One of these things is not like the other.....
One of these things just doesn't belong.....
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This picture alone should be worth the jacket!

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