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a1ka1ine · 05-01-2002, 07:43 AM

always says "hello, can i help you?" whenever i call her at her office. anyone got any ideas of something funny to say in response??? =)

ive thought of the obvious ones.. "yeh, give me a blowjob!"

any ideas?? =)

Darren · 05-01-2002, 07:45 AM

i live about an hour from u !

manchester scum

a1ka1ine · 05-01-2002, 07:47 AM

about an hour away eh???

scouser!!!!

(for people who dont know, scousers are people whos pockets usually contain stolen things such as cutlery, or other things of low value)

chodadog · 05-01-2002, 07:49 AM

And i used to live just over the pond from you guys ;)

Darren · 05-01-2002, 07:49 AM

Nottingham mate

Darren · 05-01-2002, 07:49 AM

in Leeds on Tuesday, thats not that far away init?

a1ka1ine · 05-01-2002, 07:52 AM

im in rochdale at the moment (euck) and live somewhere in cheshire (at the top).

yeh leeds isnt too far.

i play the occasional ice hockey game in bradford which is nearly there. there seems to be lots of adult webmasters in the UK!

Scootermuze · 05-01-2002, 09:07 AM

When she says. "may I help you?" just say, "No, I just wanted to hear your sexy voice say that"..
That should be good for a romp on the kitchen table when she gets home..

Smegma · 05-01-2002, 09:09 AM

Can I help you?

Only if you can suck a 15 inch cock through 40 miles of telephone line.

pr0 · 05-01-2002, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1ka1ine
(for people who dont know, scousers are people whos pockets usually contain stolen things such as cutlery, or other things of low value)

Holy shit...even when you guys are cracking jokes its lame.

Try

Mother Fucker
Shit Eater
Cock Smoker
Dipshit
Son of a bitch
Anal Monkey

& various other more slanderous terms

wannabeapornstar · 05-01-2002, 09:18 AM

"hello, can i help you?"
"Yes, could you please post your tittie pics on gofuckyourself.com"

Exxxotica · 05-01-2002, 11:34 AM

Disguise your voice and tell her that you have been watching her at night. Then describe what she is wearing.

She may act scared, and threaten to call the police, but deep down inside... she really likes it.

mule · 05-01-2002, 01:51 PM

"hello, can i help you?"
"No, I'm a registered user at GoFuckYourself, I'm beyond help"

05-01-2002, 07:43 AM	#1
a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	my girlfriend always says "hello, can i help you?" whenever i call her at her office. anyone got any ideas of something funny to say in response??? =) ive thought of the obvious ones.. "yeh, give me a blowjob!" any ideas?? =)

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a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	about an hour away eh??? scouser!!!! (for people who dont know, scousers are people whos pockets usually contain stolen things such as cutlery, or other things of low value)

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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	And i used to live just over the pond from you guys ;)

05-01-2002, 07:52 AM	#7
a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	im in rochdale at the moment (euck) and live somewhere in cheshire (at the top). yeh leeds isnt too far. i play the occasional ice hockey game in bradford which is nearly there. there seems to be lots of adult webmasters in the UK!

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Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	When she says. "may I help you?" just say, "No, I just wanted to hear your sexy voice say that".. That should be good for a romp on the kitchen table when she gets home..

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Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	Can I help you? Only if you can suck a 15 inch cock through 40 miles of telephone line.

05-01-2002, 11:34 AM	#12
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Disguise your voice and tell her that you have been watching her at night. Then describe what she is wearing. She may act scared, and threaten to call the police, but deep down inside... she really likes it.

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