!WARNING! Satan Officially Announces Run For Presidency !WARNING! - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 01-20-2007, 12:05 PM

Yes, that's right! Senator Sam Brownback aka Satan today announced his plans to seek the Presidency.

With positions such as stoning disobedient children, flogging those that commit crimes of offensive speech, mandating fake Christian rituals at work and at school, repealing a woman's right to vote, along with a proposal to use faggots as umbrella stands, Sam is also a strong supporter of turning n1ggers back into slaves as a way to help boost the US economy:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/01/....ap/index.html

stickyfingerz · 01-20-2007, 12:08 PM

Hmm I was way off thinking this would be about Hillary.....

DateDoc · 01-20-2007, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Hmm I was way off thinking this would be about Hillary.....

baddog · 01-20-2007, 12:09 PM

Sounds as good as anyone else that is running.

Nookster · 01-20-2007, 12:09 PM

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No but seriously...it could be worse.

BitAudioVideo · 01-20-2007, 12:11 PM

bring back bob dole!

escorpio · 01-20-2007, 12:14 PM

You don't actually think the repubs will nominate him instaed of Giulliani or McCain, do you?

baddog · 01-20-2007, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

You don't actually think the repubs will nominate him instaed of Giulliani or McCain, do you?

logic is not acceptable here

notabook · 01-20-2007, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Hmm I was way off thinking this would be about Hillary.....

Me too.

EscortBiz · 01-20-2007, 02:22 PM

i dont know nothing about him but where do u get he is for what u posted

carol.prime · 01-20-2007, 02:30 PM

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Senator Sam Brownback aka Satan today announced his plans to seek the Presidency.

This thought alone sounds pretty bad already

Klen · 01-20-2007, 02:33 PM

Chances to win is....zero.Even all whites vote for him,black and others races are still more

MattO · 01-20-2007, 02:37 PM

I was hoping you were talking about the actual Satan. I'd vote for The Horned One fer sure.

sumphatpimp · 01-20-2007, 02:45 PM

he's got my vote.

LMAO!

BoyAlley · 01-20-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Hmm I was way off thinking this would be about Hillary.....

I like Hillary. I've already donated to her campaign as a matter of fact.

TexasDreams · 01-20-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

logic is not acceptable here

Or in Washington, DC.

BoyAlley · 01-20-2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

Wasnt satan the president of the us for the past 2 terms?

He was but one of Satan's minions, paving the way for the true dark one.....

escorpio · 01-20-2007, 02:47 PM

Jman · 01-20-2007, 02:49 PM

Hillary for President ;-)

pussyluver · 01-20-2007, 02:54 PM

The way I see it is that none of the canidates so far on either side have a snowballs chance in hell of winning. So new rules for voting should be you vote aginst one of the canidates for each office. The one with the least votes wins.

DWB · 01-20-2007, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

...along with a proposal to use faggots as umbrella stands, Sam is also a strong supporter of turning n1ggers back into slaves as a way to help boost the US economy:
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This guy may be onto something. On that alone, he gets my vote.

I mean, the country was booming when we had slaves, and who doesn't want a fag as an unbrella stand? I mean, really?

DWB · 01-20-2007, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I like Hillary. I've already donated to her campaign as a matter of fact.

I heard she sent it back with a note that said "up yours fag" along with a box of broken condoms.

Or was this just a rumor?

interracialtoons · 01-20-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

This guy may be onto something. On that alone, he gets my vote.

I mean, the country was booming when we had slaves, and who doesn't want a fag as an unbrella stand? I mean, really?

You're starting to sound like a fool.

I love how some people say "we had slaves"...not realizing that their poor assed family didn't even own a fucking horse in those days, much less a plantation with slaves.

Dirty Dane · 01-20-2007, 09:46 PM

Arnold for President

theruyan · 01-20-2007, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Yes, that's right! Senator Sam Brownback aka Satan today announced his plans to seek the Presidency.

He looks a little light in the loafers to me. Does he set gaydar for anyone else here? Maybe we'll have a new Ted Haggard situation with this one.

BoyAlley · 01-20-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by theruyan

He looks a little light in the loafers to me. Does he set gaydar for anyone else here? Maybe we'll have a new Ted Haggard situation with this one.

My gaydar tends to go off when I look at about 99.95% of these christian evangelicals. Either they have evil powers that scramble my gaydar, or they're all a bunch of closet faggots that can't come to grips with their own sexuality.

I know one thing for sure, if I were a women, there'd be no way in HELL I'd have ever let Sam fuck me. He's looks/acts like a nelly bottom, 100%.

RF_Erick · 01-20-2007, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Gets my vote!

DWB · 01-20-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by interracialtoons

You're starting to sound like a fool.

I love how some people say "we had slaves"...not realizing that their poor assed family didn't even own a fucking horse in those days, much less a plantation with slaves.

My god, if you couldn't tell that was a joke... we both know who the fool is. What would I do with a fag holding an umbrella?

But truth be told, my family did indeed have slaves and one of the plantation homes is still intact in Louisiana. Not proud of it, but that's the way it is. Anything but a "poor assed family" I can assure you.

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